spider_j, Choose Your Tag!

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Congrats!

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Congrats!

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Congrats!

Could we just have his tag be a link to the creepy spider thread?

A Cigar, much like Scotch and Monogamy, is an acquired taste.

McChuck wrote:

I'd recommend the Scottish martial art known as f*ck You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

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Clemenstation, of course.

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Gratz!

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/got nothin'

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Hopefully faster than FedoraMcQuaid

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Slumberland wrote:
mandibles of the year
a mandible for all seasons

Heeheehee...

An Officer and a Gentlemandible
The Mandible Who Knew Too Much
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Gravey wrote:
Twelve Angry Mandibles

Oooo this one's even occupation-relevant (I peeked).

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Thanks guys! A few serious contenders here already, but I'll give it a bit longer. It's taken me years to get this thread, damnit!

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Little known fact: wench is one of the 4 main food groups (British version): fried, offal, fermented and wench.

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Sands, S. & Murdoch, J.; New England Journal of Medicine. Why Guys Dig Chicks Who Violently Kill Stuff Nov, 2008; pp 65-68.

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Slumberland wrote:
Gravey wrote:
Twelve Angry Mandibles

Oooo this one's even occupation-relevant (I peeked).

I did too, and given my father shares the same occupation, I am obligated to suggest:

Habeas Lycosidae

congrats!

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spider_j wrote:
Thanks guys! A few serious contenders here already, but I'll give it a bit longer. It's taken me years to get this thread, damnit!

Bicentennial Mandible?

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From Transmetropolitan:

Being a bastard works

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spider_j wrote:
but I'll give it a bit longer.

Wait, I've got it!

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7inchsplit wrote:
From Transmetropolitan:

Being a bastard works

Gonna be difficult to refuse a Transmet quote!

Haakon, good knowledge of Yorkshire stereotypes!

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Jonman wrote:

Little known fact: wench is one of the 4 main food groups (British version): fried, offal, fermented and wench.

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- Creepy!
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Rat Boy wrote:
Does whatever a spider_j can

+1

Congrats too!

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BlackSabre wrote:
Rat Boy wrote:
Does whatever a spider_j can

+1

Congrats too!

Congrats!

I like that one too.

MilkmanDanimal wrote:

How did I live before digital distribution of old, cheap games?

NSMike wrote:
You did live before digital distribution of old, cheap games. Now you just play games.

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MaxShrek wrote:
in Dhelor's bunk
Iraqnaphobia
On the Kid's Menu
finger -> Charlotte's butt
anarchic arachnid

that's so wrong it could actually work...

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Mystic Violet wrote:
- Creepy!

+1

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[something British]
[something legal]

(You're the barrister, Spider, right?)

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Quintin is both smart and attractive.

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Congratulations to a brother from the Comics thread!

...I have no suggestions at this time. I am tired from too many late nights of Battlefield.

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ASCII spiders
/\-_-/\
/\o_o/\
/\^_^/\
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Transrepresentation/Transconveyancing (depending on whether you're a barrister or solicitor)
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