Progress wars

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Location: UK

Yeah, it's another of those. Some really tough missions though. Honest. Look, just play it already:

http://progresswars.com/

One for the Facebook game / muhmorpuguh fans

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Location: Ambush!

Progress Quest was better.

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Kerplunk's picture
Location: Workin' the espresso machine

You know, I never tried Progress Quest until now and I love it. It's like all the fun of Diablo without the pain of clicking.

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Location: Off to check my tiger trap

Got stuck halfway on Mission 6; the difficulty curve is ridiculous; better game design people!!!

/sarcasm

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OzymandiasAV's picture
Location: St. Louis, MO

Yeah, not quite the ice cold burn that Progress Quest was, but still a pretty effective jab at player motivation. I caught myself clicking on that button well after I had already got the joke, just to see exactly how far it would go and how zany the messages would get. ("Save the Ninja Queen" followed immediately by "Slay The Ninja Queen", for example.)

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Quintin_Stone's picture
Location: Cary, NC

OzymandiasAV wrote:
("Save the Ninja Queen" followed immediately by "Slay The Ninja Queen", for example.)

Clearly the bitch betrayed you.

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Quintin is both smart and attractive.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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OzymandiasAV's picture
Location: St. Louis, MO

Well, there was a "Plunder the Ninja Queen" that came up later on, so we must have made up.

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trueheart78's picture
Location: The IT Department

I'm just upset I couldn't pay real money to get more progress bar per click.

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tanstaafl's picture
Location: Atlanta, GA

Well, I had to "Harvest the Ninja Queen" so, yeah, that didn't work out so well.

Now I have to go Aggravate some Feathers.

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Location: Cary, NC

tanstaafl wrote:
Well, I had to "Harvest the Ninja Queen" so, yeah, that didn't work out so well.

Certis wrote:

Quintin is both smart and attractive.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

<+katisu> Q-Stone is an internet genius

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

"Mission: Rough Up A Small Rat"

Little wiseguy didn't pay the protection money I just ambushed.

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