They Should Make That I Would Totally Buy It
Tuesday, March 16th, 2010 - 10:06am
As most great ideas in the history of great ideas, this one came while I was IMing someone.
There needs to be a pair of sunglasses that has a sound chip in it. And when you press a small button on the glasses (easily reachable as you put them on) it plays The Who's "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" made infamous by David Caruso on CSI:Miami.
I would totally buy this. It would really spice up meetings here at work.
(I would also totally buy it in the fake-nose-and-moustache-glasses version.)
Anyone else have any bright ideas?
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Something like that, but in conversations, after your finished with what you were saying, it would do the "bloing" noise of sending an IM, in case somebody doesn't realize you've stopped your part of said conversation.
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Clothing made of bacon.
That is all.
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LarryC wrote:
You should cross post that to the "Right to Eat Yourself to Death" conversation.
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IV lunches, for busy people who don't have time to eat.
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IV sleep, for those of us who have too much real life getting in the way of game time.
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Cheese with popping candy in it...
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A lightsaber. I don't care if they violate the laws of physics. I wants myself a laser sword!
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Not cheese, but there are plenty of recipes for pop rocks cheesecake.
Ready-made time. It'd be cheap at $20/hr.
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Gravey wrote:
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Clip on polarized lenses, for those of us who wear glasses but would like to go see 3D movies. Trying to wear two pairs of glasses at once leads to failure.
Energy drinks with ADD drugs in them, for when you need to get a lot of work/studying done.
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Caffeinated bacon and baconated grapefruit.
TheArtOfScience wrote:
Jonman wrote:
Transporters so I could stop driving to work. I'd even live the rest of my life as half-fly/half-man to stop the commute.
A Cigar, much like Scotch and Monogamy, is an acquired taste.
McChuck wrote:
Flying f*cking cars! (We were promised!)
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Well, according to wordsmythe, personal jet packs are on the way.
If that's any consolation.
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Do they have luggage racks?
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Roll on bug repellent and/or sunblock.
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What? The spray bottle too hard for you to use?
You're in luck.
Roll-On Insect Repellent
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Stimulant-based ADD drugs in my coffee would probably kill me. That one's up there with antidepressant-laced vodka.
No, but the sexbots do, if you know what I mean.
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I'd like a portable hemodialysis machine that also oxygenates the blood. Lung sucking for air is for losers. Think about the space/deepsea/surgery/porn possibilities!
Oh, and coffee that keeps you up for 8 hours on a cup.
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Poopless food.
What am I, a f*cking caveman? Why am I still eating food that has stuff my body can't digest? RIDICULOUS!
Is this the 21st century or not?!?!
Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
<+katisu> Q-Stone is an internet genius
But pooping feels so, so good!
I'd like ready-made meal packages. No need to shop for spices for a steak - they come pre-prepared. No need to shop for everything you need in tom yum - again all prepackaged.
The solution? Foodless poop, of course. Poop pills. We could call them Pooper Poppers.
This already exists... there are premade peanut butter sandwiches for cripe's sake!
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I'm not talking about frozen crap with all kinds of artificial flavors and such. I'm talking about real spices, real food, in pre-contained packages, made for the local market, with a short shelf-life. I'd like a fresh all-natural spice mix for Jamaican Jerk Chicken that I can buy, complete with bag, then I buy the chicken, chuck it in there, and have it ready for grilling when I get home.
I'd like frozen spring rolls made from all-natural ingredients I can buy at a grocer, and thaw, then fry at home with all the freshness guaranteed.
I'd like real garlic in real butter, frozen at the store that I can buy in small chunks, either for sauteeing, or for spreading on bread for toasting.
I'd like fresh chicken broth I can buy off the corner that I can pour on fresh hand-pulled noodles and a veggie-and-spice pack so I can put together my very own self-designed pho.
Sounds like you need a personal chef.
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Sounds like you need to learn how to cook.
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LarryC wrote:
My grocery does have freshly prepared meals. I suggest you move to a better neighborhood. (But not into mine. Eewww!!)
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"Because it feels so good when I stop!"
Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
<+katisu> Q-Stone is an internet genius
You say that like it's a joke. Have you ever delayed getting a drink of nice, cool water on a hot day because it is so much better after you are thirsty and dry? Or decided to wait until you are really hungry to eat, since it is much more satisfying? Or gone for a workout just for the endorphin rush afterward?
Also, if we don't poop, when are we supposed to have quiet time for some bathroom reading? What do you have against Uncle John?
TheArtOfScience wrote:
Jonman wrote:
There are now stores where you rent kitchen space for a short period of time to cook a meal with all the shopping and prep done for you, and where they do the cleaning afterwards. You walk in with money and walk out with a meal you just cooked yourself.
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No.
No.
No, but also not the same.
Here's the thing: if you don't have to poop, there's no reason to read in the bathroom. Read on a chair, for Stan's sake.
Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
<+katisu> Q-Stone is an internet genius