Moo in the Loo
Imagine a normal day at the office. You stop your work for a toilet break; open the cubicle door, pull down your trousers, and begin a run-of-the-mill, average dump. Everything is normal...
...until, over the wall of the cubicle, comes a sound. The sound of a cow.
Mooooooooo.
You freeze, bowel movements interrupted. You wipe your backside, bewildered, and exit the cubicle apprehensively. But the perpetrator has gone.
This is the terror I will be wreaking on my coworkers, starting tomorrow. A one-man campaign to puzzle and perplex my office-mates. It is not without risk; I could meet someone coming in as I leave, who would know it was me. But the risk must be taken. Moo in the Loo demands it.
These are the rules of engagement:
- I win if I overhear talk about it in the office.
- I super-awesome win if there is an email sent to the company-wide general chat mailing list about it.
- I lose if I am caught in the act.
I will report back with each successful Moo in the Loo. I encourage you to join me and do the same.
Let the mooing commence!
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I am confused.
For a Moo In The Loo to be valid, does one merely impersonate a cow? Or play the recording of a cow? Or does it require the smuggling of an actual cow into the loo?
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Floomi, this is your boss. I want to see you in my office in 15 minutes...
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MOO in the LOO sounds like POO and a likely visit with HR and then unemployment for YOO.
An excellent question! An impersonation is sufficient. However, it is counted as an instant win if you manage to get a cow into the loo, make it moo, and leave without being caught or asked why you have a cow.
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Good to know.
On a related note, may I interest you in some sister-programs such as Bark In The Park, Tank In The Bank and Molest-Your-Aunt In The Restaurant?
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LarryC wrote:
Wait, how does Tank In The Bank work? Do you roar and throw cars at people? Stand there shouting for heals while large monsters attack you? Pretend to be a large armored vehicle?
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Tank in the Bank sounds like it'd lead pretty quickly to Wail in the Jail.
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If I knew more about electronics, I'd be doing this right now, complete with motion sensors behind the toilet paper roll and various cow recordings on a tape player hidden in the drop ceiling.
/bumping "Learn basic electronics" up the todo list
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I would totally participate if the loos at school had more than two cubicles, and there were more than three people apart from me at my workplace...and the bathroomdidn't double as a cloakroom.
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Nosferatu wrote:
Bingo on option #3. Instead of yelling moo, you yell bang. Obviously, in a bank instead of a loo.
Bonus points for miming tank controls with your arms as you rumble out of the building.
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LarryC wrote:
Whew. For a minute there, I thought you were going to say wank in the bank.
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My fellow IT colleague and I have a lot of fun with adding salt to the sugar
Very funny when you hear someone making a coffee followed by a loud "Gah, wtf". So far everyone expects some other guy too.
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Adding salt to the sugar? Interfering with people's coffee?
You'll be telling me you open other people's sandwiches and sprinkle them with asbestos next.
Bastard.
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Well this is the said sugar dispenser. We add just enough in the top so only the first person gets the salty buzz
The goal here is to make people paranoid about using the sugar. Basically we are fighting diabetes one work colleague at a time.
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The annoyatron works really well. We had one co-worker really confused, as we would place it in various places around hid desk, and all managed to pretend that we didn't hear anything.
Finally, someone put it in his coat pocket one night before he left, and he eventually caught on. I do wonder if anyone on the train was made paranoid by hearing random beeping coming from him.
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Is it just me or was anyone else wondering why the folks of Floomis office are doing their business in their cubicles?
BTW, this would probably be an unwise thing to do in the female restroom, particularly if any of your co-workers are big-boned.
Elewis17 wrote:
[quote=Nosferatu]Is it just me or was anyone else wondering why the folks of Floomis office are doing their business in their cubicles?[/quote]
I think the 'official' term is 'stall'. No? Bathroom stalls? If so, kind of makes the whole thing even more appropriate!
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We don't do cubicles. We have open office or polyhedral work spaces.
Now, stop encouraging him!
*Phones the big-boned HR lady*
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Dimmerswitch is makes users mad.
Stall on your side of the pond, cubicle over here.
While I don't think Moo in the Loo is going to cause me any problems with HR, entering the ladies' I suspect will.
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This thread title... concerned me for a moment.
Nightmare wrote:
I think this will work best if you have some kind of audio recording of a cow mooing instead of just making moo sounds yourself.
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I did think it had something to do with you or Moosicle before I read the thread.
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Mystic Violet wrote:
Hehe, you came to mind when I saw the title.
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Agreed. It will be simple enough to put a cow sound on your mobile so you can play and exit surreptitiously.
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Mystic Violet wrote:
Today, I did my first Moo in the Loo.
I had a prime opportunity just before lunch. But then fear struck me. Was that the sound of toilet paper I hear? Would my victim wipe and exit, catching me mid-moo? I waited. Nothing. Then a rustle. I waited some more, heart beating. Nothing.
I bottled it and left the bathroom.
But then in the afternoon...around 4.30pm, I went in and found an occupied cubicle. I knew this, this was my time. I did my business. I washed my hands. I stood at the door, ready to make my escape. I opened my mouth, and immediately had to close it again, suppressing laughter. I tried again, stopped. Picturing the bewilderment on my victim's face was too funny. I took a deep breath, cleared my mind. Thought of something serious.
"Mooo."
I pulled open the door, biting my tongue as I walked back to my desk. And then tried (and failed miserably) to suppress laughter for the next ten minutes.
I did a Moo in the Loo. Did you?
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Wow, do this to someone on the obese side of things or someone who's having a bad day and you'll probably be giggling about the foot up your ass as you walk back to the office.
He knew it was you. Nobody will say anything about it, ever. They'll all just give you sidelong glances and strange looks that vanish when they realize you noticed.
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