Experts Condemn New Craze For \"Snorting\" Alcohol
Tuesday, February 17th, 2004 - 5:31pm
I'm honestly not entirely sure how something like this could be envisioned, much less expand to "Craze" status.
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Some might choose to pray, some might choose to snooze
But the style that I use is the style that's mine
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This will blow over preaty soon, then we will have suppository alcohol.
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Hold on, so I''m not supposed to be jamming that Cosmo straw up my ass now?
"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.
Heheh, leave it to the Scotts. I don''t want to snort any alcohol, but I do want to party with these people.
-DrA
All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.
You guys have never heard of a wine enema? The bottle fits perfect.
At least that''s what I''ve heard...
No one else did this in college? You invert the shot glass, pour a bit o'' cheapass vodka in the little well in the bottom? Then snort it out? Then whip sh*tties on the dean''s lawn?
I don''t follow this doc''s argument that your blood-alcohol level would be lower, though. The alcohol is getting into your bloodstream more quickly at higher levels relative to what you ingested/inhaled. I think we need more research on this. Volunteers?
that sounds like a pretty sweet gadget.
vapes are real nice devices and very healthy for all types of substances, mind altering or not.
i cant wait to try it.
I did this once in Greece - they told us that it was the way you were supposed to drink that vile liquor, Ozoo. Pour it into the lip of an upside down shot glass, light it on fire, and snort it through a plastic straw. Makes your head feel like a giant black twizzler.
Can''t say that everybody at the bar was doing it, but it sure endeared us with the locals as they pointed and laughed at the American tourists.
Stupid foreigners.
hahah, the best thing about it is we can start calling em hits instead of shots.
my friend calls his pipe ""the sniper"" cuz when u release the carb its like a head shot. i cant wait to unveil my ""sniper"", the vape whose hits are actually shots.
Drugs are teh cool!
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wtvr floats your boat, thats what i say.
Capitalization floats my boat!
HAHAH, HAPPY? not for long, cuz ur boat is about to be sunk by the uss no_caps.
What?
I have laughed at this for way too long
"If I was Obama I'd have made a joke about that. Then again, if I was Obama I'd have f*cked up my own campaign long ago by making c*ck jokes." - 1Dgaf
"Poor Achmed, only three days away from retirement ... from Jihad." - Mike Nelson
Gives new meaning to the term going AWOL.
Comedy gold!
I never minded piracy. Anyone who minds about piracy is full of sh*t. Anyone who pirates your game wasn't going to buy it anyway! -Warren Spector
Woot! I have to try this out!
Panem et circenses
"You really need to smoke a tree first to appreciate that one." - Sanjuro
Those damn experts condemned injecting alcohol, too. Those guys never want people to have any fun...
MechaSlinky wrote:
-on L4DPersonally, I make a point of not buying alcohol that I can''t stand to swallow.
"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
Actually just this past weekend I opened a bottle of wine with a friend and fellow wine snob..As we were discussing the finer point of oak vs. steel casks, I swirled my glass, took a big manly whiff and promptly snorted half my glass. Tres sophisticate.
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So that''s why I haven''t been able to fit in with my local wine elite. Thanks, hubbins. Next time I''ll trying drinking through my nose. That oughta impress them!
MechaSlinky wrote:
-on L4DDrink alcohol with my mouth? No thanks, grampa!
Only problem I''ve had with snorting it is getting the little damn umbrella back out of my nostril.
"I'm for the guy who can tell the lion from the lamb." -Charles K.
Darwin would have loved this, I think.
I started my own blog so when I feel the need to make an ass out of myself, I won't have as far to go.
argh now I have to clean coffee out of my keyboard!
[edit: coke aliased as coffee given context of thread about snorting
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It doesn''t seem like you''d have to snort using this device. If it really is a vaporizer, then you should be able to inhale like you would a pipe.
I''ve been asked by the admin to put ""uss no_caps"" into retirement. It has been scuttled and shall be missed.
And there was much weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth...
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
I''ll come up with something new, don''t worry. Right now i have the munchies. Too much ''cruisin sends your stomach for a ''bruisin. But Krispy Kreme and pizza solve that problem real quick.
Mmmm, donut pizza. Ughghhhhhh....
Krispy Kreme, down it with some Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper or other stiff carbonated beverage. It burns on the way down just a bit, but a nice burn/tingle, cuz ur throat is a bit raw. It also cleanses the palatte. Then hit up the pizza. Play some Halo and repeat.
I like your thinking man, but don''t forget the plastic tarp to catch all the glaze falling from the Krispy Kremes, that is the only bummer to eating them - that stuff goes everywhere. Plus you have to avoid the cheeto affect on your controllers.