Best New Service to Test: I Dump 4 U
Saturday, October 3rd, 2009 - 12:14am
I swear I'm not a shill for this place, but their Youtube audio recordings literally have me LOLing.
As their site describes:
Quote:
Simply click the link below and you will be taken to a registration page with information that you fill out about you (dumper) and the person you wish to dump (the dumpee). Just tell us why you want to dump this person, and we will do the rest! Please make sure to be as detailed as possible. This not only makes it easier for you, but it also is very helpful to a possible "Habitual Dumpee."
Here's their Youtube page with four recordings uploaded thus far: http://www.youtube.com/user/iDUMP4u#play/uploads
My personal favorite so far: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Koa7Vi6eBk
Whatever happened to the classic sensitive break-up letters?
Dear baby,
Welcome to Dumpville. Population: You.
"Gravey, I'm never sure, on a scale of 1-10, just how serious you are when you post. " – Minarchist
"When Gravey wins an internet argument, it's like the whole internet wins." – oilypenguin
"I love you, Gravey, you taffer." – ClockworkHouse
I was expecting something different. I guess I'm kind of relieved.
If you'd gotten what you expected, I bet it is they that would have been relieved.
"I basically do what Lou says." -- Yonder
"LouZiffer is a gentleman, a rogue, and a fantastic lover." -- Vector
Steam
My personal favorite is a text message a friend of mine received from his until-then current girlfriend:
"beep beep u dumped boi"
That's all he got.
Steam | XBL | Backloggery | PSN: VrikkGWJ
I don't know. They don't sound very professional. They don't hire people with soothing voices to make the process easier.
"Alas, this Court's kingdom for a commercial airport! "
I love the interwebz!
WoW|Steam MMOs: Lockjaw
Hi, is this elewis17? This is Gravey, I'm calling from IDump4U.com. The interwebz is dumping you. Yeah, it said it loves you too, but it's not in love with you. Sorry bud, have a nice day.
"Gravey, I'm never sure, on a scale of 1-10, just how serious you are when you post. " – Minarchist
"When Gravey wins an internet argument, it's like the whole internet wins." – oilypenguin
"I love you, Gravey, you taffer." – ClockworkHouse
This guy is my hero.
I also love the really fast, muffled "This call is being recorded" at the beginning.
Podunk wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Friend me up
I hate myself for enjoying this.
I just saw this on their Twitter.
http://www.topcultured.com/unusual-marriage-proposal-doesnt-end-well/
I feel terrible for laughing at it...
Podunk wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
Friend me up
Frankly, dumping was perfected by Claudia Black in the Farscape episode "Look at the Princess Part 2: I Do, I Think":
"Now, don't feel bad. It's not you, it's me. I don't like you."
Since I'll never manage anything better than that, I may as well use a bunch of amateurs from under some net rock.
PSN: SpacePPoliceman
Unsound Methods: The latest: Playing a role in those role-playing game things.
I find this so repugnant yet my girlfriend and I couldn't stop laughing.
Staats wrote:
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Simpsons already did it.
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Haha wow this is horrible.... but so funny
... until the phone rang...
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Shalalm Baskur
Count me amonst the number who find themselves both horrified and amused. I think the reason is this;
The harsh and even adversarial tone of the operator turns an already cruel act into some sort of twisted performance art that only the internet can provide.
Also, the girl who revealed she was 'knocked up' was priceless.
I hate you soo much Phil Collins!
Duoae wrote:
Pharacon wrote:
PSN = AmazingZoidberg
But how would they know what you ate?
Gravediggers Registration Unit Local #041410: Vexilum Captus
This makes me think of those phone numbers you can give people if they ask for your number but you aren't interested.
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GWJ Minecraft server name: Alan_Au
I just wanted to say that this made my day.
WoW|Steam MMOs: Lockjaw
The best one yet:
I've been on the phone with you for 2 minutes and I don't want to date you.
Fletcher wrote:
But... she says she knows what's best for him. How can that be controlling?!
"I basically do what Lou says." -- Yonder
"LouZiffer is a gentleman, a rogue, and a fantastic lover." -- Vector
Steam
Yeah, after all they decided together that they wanted to stay in on his birthday and watch a movie, instead of going out with his friends where anything might happen! Decided together. Right.
XboxLive: Clemenstation
I would think that this service would make it easier to get over your bf/gf - as you would realize that anyone who would use a service like this is a huge douchebag not worth the bacteria on your shoe.
Steam: Dysplastic
I may use this service to have friends dump each other. As a joke, of course!
Of course...
"I basically do what Lou says." -- Yonder
"LouZiffer is a gentleman, a rogue, and a fantastic lover." -- Vector
Steam
I'm going to be laughing all the way to hell, for enjoying that.
Soooo worth it though.
LiquidMantis wrote:
Big Red Kitty wrote:
So, I'm only stating the obvious that their main purpose is to provide an entertaining reality show rather than really doing the service they claim to do right? $10 per dump ain't worth sh*t. Hehe, that was a good pun.
"Alas, this Court's kingdom for a commercial airport! "
Right here.
"Accuracy by Volume!!!"
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