Donation Drive '09

Gamers With Jobs is, first and foremost, a user supported site. Which is why between now and October 2 we will be camped out on your virtual doorstep wearing dark glasses and shaking a coffee cup full of seed-coin asking for your continued and crucial support in helping us keep the lights on and the hamsters turning in their exercise wheels. Your donation goes to providing the materials, the equipment and the financial ability to bring you the content that teases your eyes and tickles your ears every single week. While we hope you feel like the work we do is valuable, we also know that a prize giveaway or two never hurt anybody. This year is no different.

We are proud to roll out the annual donation drive and prize give away featuring a familiar option at the Grand Prize spot --

Your choice of a PlayStation 3 slim -- Xbox 360 -- Nintendo Wii -- GeForce GTX 275 for your home PC!

Supporting the site is as simple as clicking the make a donation link on the sidebar or sending your donation through Paypal to elysium@gamerswithjobs.com. Every donation of $10 or more is eligible for an entry into our giveaway -- additional entries are added for larger donations. See after the bump for more details.

You can also send a check to:

GWJ Donation Drive
Attn: Sean
PO Box 177
Savage, MN 55378

IMPORTANT - READ THIS: Being involved in the donation drive giveaway and getting your forum icon is a two step process - you must send a separate e-mail to elysium@gamerswithjobs.com with the subject Donation Info. You must include your forum name, the name under which you donated if it is different and the amount donated. Icons and donation information will be updated periodically, and there may be a delay between submitting your donation and receiving confirmation and a new icon.

Read on for specific details, rules and regulations including our full prize give away list and one of the coolest prizes we've ever offered.

How To Donate:

We offer two ways to donate, snail mail and PayPal.

Paypal Email: elysium@gamerswithjobs.com

Also note the handy dandy donate button to the left.

*Read This!* If you would like to be entered into the prize contest and receive your latest icon you must send a separate email to elysium@gamerswithjobs.com with the subject Donation Info. You must include your forum name, the name under which you donated if it is different and the amount donated. If you don't, you may not be eligible for the prizes or your donation icon!

Snail Mail : Please note, all snail mail donations must arrive before September 30th to be eligible for the grand prize drawing. Send early!

GWJ Donation Drive
Attn: Sean
PO Box 177
Savage, MN 55378

The donation drive will run through 11:59pm October 2, 2009, at that time the link to the paypal donation links will be taken down, and no more donations will be accepted until the next drive.

As always donors get a special forum icon added to their name. First time donors get a golden key. If this is your second year donating you get a gold watch. Three years earns the iconic weiner bomb, four years gets you a company car, five years a company jet, six years a fancy yacht. And if you are one of the storied few who have been with us since the beginning and donated to the site for all seven drives ... well, you get the accessory every smart executive will be wanting this holiday season.

How to Win :

As always we offer multiple entries for those of you who donate a little more.

The scale for this year is the same as previous years.

Donations/Entries into the drawing (U.S. funds)
$10 - $24 = 1 entry
$25 - $49 = 2 entries
$50 - $74 = 3 entries
$75 and up = 4 entries

Only one prize per person! Winners will be drawn on a date and time to be announced.

The Prizes:

If you're not from North America, you can still win the grand prize provided you have a local Amazon.com site we can order from!

Staff of GWJ and their families are not eligible to win (staff of GWJ being defined as anyone who has ever had posting privileges to the front page).

All prizes are new and in original packaging.

Grand Prize

An Xbox 360 - OR - A Playstation 3 Slim - OR - A Nintendo Wii - OR - A GeForce GTX 275

Second Prize

Your choice of a Nintendo DS, Sony PSP Go or a 16GB iPod Touch

Additional Prizes

Courtesy of our good friend Ken Levine, this limited, signed and numbered Sander Cohen statue. Number 65 out of 110, this particular collectible is almost exclusively found in the possession of the people who helped bring Bioshock to gamers everywhere. Signed by Ken Levine and character artist Robb Waters who did the initial sculpt of the figure, we are very excited to be able to offer a one-of-a-kind opportunity to own this highly prized collectible:

We are also offering one of two $60 gift cards for a

Game of Your Choice

Custom Soap From Soapy Hollow!

Thanks again for your continued support!

Loud but Deadly Canadian Ninja
Donator V4.0
Lothar's picture
Location: Regina Saskatchewan

Awesome, I definitely will be donating ASAP.

Xbox 360 Live Tag: Lothar71 PSN - Lothars
"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"

Mex refering to Actresses:
Make no mistake, I'd hit them all so hard that my pelvis would have to be classified as a deadly weapon, I just don't think they're all

0 to Zen in under 6 seconds
Donator V5.0
karmajay's picture
Location: St. Pete, Florida

Woot!

Also, new search feature...maybe...??

I don't think I've ever said this sentence before, but man would I love to hump that butterfly.-- KrazyTaco
Ah. I got confused because I often picture Megan Fox when I strangle my own mountain ox with my bare hands. -- Funkenpants

Anyone feel a breeze?
Donator V6.0
sheared's picture
Location: Purple Mountains

Done and done! Thanks again for giving us a chance to give back to the site.

Intracranial Overclocker
Donator V2.0
MyBrainHz's picture
Location: Gigging Them

Done. Swanky gold watch, here I come!

Podunk wrote:

Sometimes a man needs to temporarily stop rocking and consider what, exactly, the chicks are going to dig.

Dimmerswitch wrote:
Not to derail the thread with hobocidical discussions, but I stand by "Staats killed a hobo"

Crocket Man
Donator V2.0
Datyedyeguy's picture

Now I know how to spend my recently-gained raise. Darn you enablers!

That statue looks pretty sweet. Sure would get a lot of weird looks sitting on my desk at work.

XBL: Datin | Steam: Datyedyeguy
Prederick: "Put your hand up against the screen of your monitor. Feel that? That's me high-fiving the sh*t out of you through the internet."
Mex: "Oh sorry got a bit offtopic there, Halos halos items grrrrarrr"

Moon Ping Ninja
Donator V3.0
Prozac's picture
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia

Yes! Wiener Bomb Time!

Yonder's Girlfriend wrote:

"Prozac is much bigger than that."

NathanialG wrote:
I can only assume that when the antichrist arrives he will be left handed, Australian, and attempting to steal our womenfolk.

Marks The Spot
Donator V4.0
Elliottx's picture
Location: Vancouver, WA, USA, Earth, Milky Way, Universe B

Done. Hoping for another year of Puzzle Pirates less GWJ.

Rat Boy wrote:

Now I'm leaning more and more towards escorts.

XBL: elliottxW
WoW: Jozak - 80 Death Knight

Agent of KAOS
Donator V2.0
kaostheory's picture
Location: Helping Jeff Goldblum Pick Up Chicks Since 1993

MyBrainHz wrote:
Done. Swanky gold watch, here I come!

What he said.

I almost put an extra zero. I think my subconscious REALLY wants to support the site.

Fletcher wrote:

Wear the Filthy Skimmer badge with honor. For we have all, at one time or another, been filthy skimmers. And it is our brotherly duty to remind each other, that although the path of the skimmer is quick, it is also treacherous.

Prose before Bros
Donator V2.0
St.Hillary's picture
Location: In the unwanted state

Oh boy, Donation Drive time! Definitely going to donate soon. Can't wait for my snazzy watch.

Stengah wrote:

St.Hillary is my proof for humans being friggin' awesome.

Executive
Donator V2.0
The_Judge's picture
Location: Recalculating...

Thanks to all of those behind the scenes here making this place so good. My donation will be on its way right after this post.
But let's see...

golden key... gold watch ... weiner bomb ... company car ... company jet ... fancy watch ... fashion accessory...

What happened to the boat?

Lord of the Down-Underworld
Donator V2.0
AP Erebus's picture
Location: Australia

Done!

Always a pleasure to support the awesomeness

XBL | Steam

I will open one of my six mouths, and sing the song that ends the Earth. - Penny Arcade
I didn't enjoy it. It went from lap

Intern
Chairman_Mao's picture
Location: Beijing, China

This is what I like to see--people donating their wealth for the good of a nation. Ideally it would be my nation, but the GWJ nation is a start.

为人民服务!

PSN: Mao_Zedong

Attention Whore
Donator V4.0
KrazyTaco[FO]'s picture
Location: Honolulu, Hawaii

Sent. Now I needs me my new icon.

"Thanks, KrazyTaco, thanks. I'd put it in your pooper too." -Mex
"Krazy, I love the fact that you exist." -Vector
"Oh, KrazyTaco, you fulfill all my wishes." -pneuman
xboxlive= KrazyTacoFO

CEO
Certis's picture

I want to thank Ken Levine personally for tossing in such an amazing prize. Mind blowing!

Before you can respond to this though, you must collect 12 donkey rectums. - Pyroman[FO] deflating all arguments.

Agent of KAOS
Donator V2.0
kaostheory's picture
Location: Helping Jeff Goldblum Pick Up Chicks Since 1993

Certis wrote:
I want to thank Ken Levine personally for tossing in such an amazing prize. Mind blowing!

I couldn't agree more. I am constantly impressed by how awesome the man is. He could start making My Little Pony video games and I'd keep buying them.

Is it still a compliment if I already buy My Little Pony video games?

Fletcher wrote:

Wear the Filthy Skimmer badge with honor. For we have all, at one time or another, been filthy skimmers. And it is our brotherly duty to remind each other, that although the path of the skimmer is quick, it is also treacherous.

Coffee Grinder
mikeohara's picture
Location: Naples, TX

will be donating soon! Awesome prizes

XBL - nerdb0x
PSN - MikeOHara
Steam - michaelpohara

Lord of the Down-Underworld
Donator V2.0
AP Erebus's picture
Location: Australia

kaostheory wrote:
Certis wrote:
I want to thank Ken Levine personally for tossing in such an amazing prize. Mind blowing!

Is it still a compliment if I already buy My Little Pony video games?
Yes, just with less meaning

XBL | Steam

I will open one of my six mouths, and sing the song that ends the Earth. - Penny Arcade
I didn't enjoy it. It went from lap

Next Step: Bailing Wire
Donator
WizKid's picture
Location: San Diego

Certis wrote:
I want to thank Ken Levine personally for tossing in such an amazing prize. Mind blowing!

Yes, many thanks to you Ken Levine. Now we'll just have to wait and see how Turbine will try to top it.

Fear the flames...

the pot and the kettle
Donator V2.0
boogle's picture
Location: Norman, OK

Take my money!

Feeank wrote:

Change BAAAAD

Executive
Donator
Dominic Knight's picture
Location: Redmond, Wa

Woot! I know what I'm doing with my next paycheck!

Adamantine Boreas
Donator
Grubber788's picture
Location: Providence, RI

Paying my union dues...

Fashion -> L4D2
Yonder wrote:

I'm going to follow the tank around and stare at his ass. It's not gay because it's for science.
stupidhaiku wrote:
How is it for science?
Steam

McCharles, If You're Nasty
Donator V4.0
McChuck's picture
Location: Where The Line is a dot.

Done. And you didn't show the statue's mask during the ustream. Holy sh*t! That's terrifying.

JUST PUZZLED YOUR ASS UP, SON! -Mr Crinkle

Executive
Donator
Amoebic's picture

I'm really looking forward to this. Can't wait! Thanks guys.

ColdForged wrote:

If it's bacon, you eats the goddamned bacon.

I Ching, You Ching
Donator V3.0
wanderingtaoist's picture
Location: Deep in Central Europe

Wiener Booooomb! I'm donating ASAP.

Robear wrote:

EU3 is the king. It's like the Civ 4 of strategy games.

All Things To All Bots
Donator V2.0
Stengah's picture
Location: Augusta, ME

Judge_Digger wrote:
Thanks to all of those behind the scenes here making this place so good. My donation will be on its way right after this post.
But let's see...

golden key... gold watch ... weiner bomb ... company car ... company jet ... fancy watch ... fashion accessory...

What happened to the boat?


Unless there was a stealth edit, it says fancy yatch.
I'll be kicking in my share as soon as I get my next paycheck.

Duoae wrote:

Frankly i'm sick of all this anti-nipple-establishmentarianism

merphle wrote:
The Konami Code taught me everything I need to know about sex.

Steam ID

Will you please stop screaming
Donator V2.0
MrDeVil909's picture
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Oh man, I'm so broke. I need to start digging behind the sofa cushoins, I want that watch.

Loud but Deadly Canadian Ninja
Donator V4.0
Lothar's picture
Location: Regina Saskatchewan

Certis wrote:
I want to thank Ken Levine personally for tossing in such an amazing prize. Mind blowing!

I agree that's awesome of him and it looks fantastic.

Xbox 360 Live Tag: Lothar71 PSN - Lothars
"With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility"

Mex refering to Actresses:
Make no mistake, I'd hit them all so hard that my pelvis would have to be classified as a deadly weapon, I just don't think they're all

Unprncbl
Donator V3.0
Duoae's picture

Cool! Money sent.... i wonder what the new icon is? Those balls that swing back and forth, hitting each other (no idea what they're called) Maybe you get your own personal gold Rapture!

My and Tboon's podcast: The Easy Button

IRC Pearls of Wisdom:
Bacon is a goodjer in your pants.

Adamantine Boreas
Donator
Grubber788's picture
Location: Providence, RI

Is this the first year that the iPod Touch has been added as a prize? If so, that's a good choice.

Fashion -> L4D2
Yonder wrote:

I'm going to follow the tank around and stare at his ass. It's not gay because it's for science.
stupidhaiku wrote:
How is it for science?
Steam

*gasp*
Donator V3.0
Scratched's picture
Location: UK

Sent! Thanks guys.

Duoae wrote:
Those balls that swing back and forth, hitting each other (no idea what they're called)
Newton's Cradle? Nice quote from that article: "What actually happens is that the first impact produces a shock wave that propagates through the intermediate balls. A hard material such as steel is very good at doing this, where common objects like people in a bus queue are not."

Nobody should be excluded from games just because they can't afford a cummerbund, top-hat and pince-nez!