Eidos announces ...
Wednesday, February 4th, 2004 - 3:43pm
... a Fear Effect movie. And since they were afraid nobody would care enough they added two pictures to the press release. Hilarious. Really.
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... a Fear Effect movie. And since they were afraid nobody would care enough they added two pictures to the press release. Hilarious. Really.
Animated lesbians? What will those crazy suits at Eidos come up with next?
Those are really bad. But on the plus side I find that I can think up funny captions for them without much effort.
Is this desperation I''m sensing from Eidos, or plain stupidity?
Panem et circenses
"You really need to smoke a tree first to appreciate that one." - Sanjuro
Best. Videogame. With. Lesbians. Evar!
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Meh...
They''re probably fake Lesbians like those chicks from Tatu (de Plane!)
Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter
Down in the Park with a friend called Five.
http://wumusicgroup.com/
BEST MOVIE EVAR!
For instance, there are 108 beads in a Catholic rosary and there are 108 stitches in a baseball. When I learned that, I gave Jesus a chance. ~Ron Shelton, Bull Durham, 1988
It''s a movie? ...hmm!
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Tatu''s not for real? Surely you jest!
Money can't buy you happiness...but it can buy you a boat big enough to sell right up next to it!-David Lee Roth
You know what depresses me? They''re going to sell a lot of tickets on the strength of juvenile-fantasy PR like this...quality has nothing to do with it. They''ll just ride the ''Lara Croft'' effect through opening weekend...all the way to the bank.
I like the look on the face of the brunette in the second shot ""Yeah, I know. At least it pays my art school tuition.""
Hopefully it''ll be as unintentionally funny as I hear House of the Dead is.
"You just checked in to Hotel Califoni-getyourasskicked!" Steely Dan said to The Eagles
I pictured her saying ""Ok now we rip off our tops and we''ll be all set for next year''s Superbowl halftime show"".
Truly. And the best part (if you enjoy being a cynic, as I do) is that someone is going to bankroll the idiot who made House Of The Dead so that he can make even more films for the lobotomized movie-goer.
Morrolan wrote:
Every time I see a picture like that, it just reminds me of the Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons. That''s who I imagine keeps this stuff profitable.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II