Fletcher takes the reigns at The Escapist

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From the Goodjers Doing Us Proud Department:

Julianne Greer wrote:
And so, on the eve of The Escapist's fourth birthday, I turn the reigns over to my original partner in crime, my very first hire: Russ Pitts, whom you currently know as "Head Video Dude."

From GWJ front page writer to editor-in-chief at The Escapist? Not bad, dude. Not bad at all.

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"Reins." It's, "take the reins." As in, driving the carriage. Directing the horses.

The correct use of idiom requires the understanding of that idiom! So help me Wordsmythe.

Congrats Fletch!


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awesome And could the timing be any better... with new writers coming up here

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Brennil wrote:
"Reins." It's, "take the reins." As in, driving the carriage. Directing the horses.

The correct use of idiom requires the understanding of that idiom! So help me Wordsmythe.

Congrats Fletch!

But he is also the reigning monarch of Escapistland. Maybe it was a clever play on words. Prove me right, Podunk! Reign those reins!

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I actually had 'reins' in there first, but then saw that Julianne Greer wrote 'reigns' in the quoted passage so I changed it. Maybe she was making a clever pun, I don't know. I own horses, I know what the f*ck reins are.

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So who does he send the resignation letter to?

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Well done, sir!

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Podunk wrote:
I actually had 'reins' in there first, but then saw that Julianne Greer wrote 'reigns' in the quoted passage so I changed it. Maybe she was making a clever pun, I don't know. I own horses, I know what the f*ck reins are.

It is quite a clever pun - thanks for pointing that out. Too damn clever by half though - if one half of your readers aren't going to get it, and the other half are going to think it's a typo.

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Nice work Fletcher!

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Brennil wrote:
"Reins." It's, "take the reins." As in, driving the carriage. Directing the horses.

The correct use of idiom requires the understanding of that idiom! So help me Wordsmythe.

Congrats Fletch!

Fletcher's reign rains upon the reins!

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How long before The Escapist eats us up?

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Congrats, Fletch! You done us proud.

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Just wanted to post before this gets locked. Certis is like China, always moderating the voices and quelling the usurping masses! I welcome our new Escapist overlords. You here me Certis!? VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

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How long before The Escapist eats us up?

They can only hope to contain us. If you know what I mean.

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Congrats, Fletcher!

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Well done Fletcher. Congratulations.

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Cool. Great to here you're moving up Fletcher.

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I couldn't agree more.

Do you want to, like, make out now or something?

No, actually now I just want to punch you. Alas, it was good while it lasted.

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Congratulations Fletcher! There are few people more qualified to run that place. Best of luck to you!

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Fantastic, Fletcher! Well done.

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Fletch = Da Man.

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Congratz Fletcher. So does this mean you will have plenty of time to guest on the Conference call.

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Zaque wrote:
Congratz Fletcher. So does this mean you will have plenty of time to guest on the Conference call.

And visit the RTP slap & tickle.

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I've already told him, but I'm going to make it public. I'm very proud of my brother. Congratulations, Fletcher! You deserve every bit of it.

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Awesome! They're in good hands.

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