Who would be in your harem?
Alrighty, we're yanking all these happy threads out about alcohol and such, so I figured I'd crank this one up.
Who would be in your harem? You can have any 3 people in the entire world in your harem, period. Note that they have no choice in the matter, this is purest fantasy and it can be assumed that the second that they are in your harem they desire nothing more than your complete satisfaction.
I'll go first, just to show you how it's done (and to stake my claim 
, not that you can't choose someone in someone else's harem... cloning exists in this wonderful fantasy universe)
1) Jennifer Connelly
2) Kate Beckinsale
3) Charlize Theron
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
Jennifer Connelly
Natalie Portman
Claire Forlani
Very very close behind are Julia Stiles and Kate Beckinsale...
Can I rotate them in and out?
Monica Bellucci
Jennifer Connelly
Catherine Bell
" Did my love gun hit you?" -Gaald to Certis while playing Sins of the Solar Empire.
While trying to determine just who some of these women are I found a horrible picture of Reese Witherspoon with most of her hair hacked off and what was left bleached out. She is no longer suitable for MY harem.
Jules Asner will be a nice replacement.
Charisma Carpenter
Salma Hayek
Alyson Hannigan
These three do something to me.
Something that simply mystifies me!
Tell me why should it be
They have the power to hypnotize me?
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Is it ok to put people I know from school and stuff down?
Probably not...
Kate Beckensale is definitely cute...
Natalie Portman reminds me so much of a girlfriend gone lesbian (NOT MY FAULT)...
I''m still gonna say my friend from BG (she''s visiting next month 
)...
Ummm... Jennifer Love Hewitt wouldn''t be bad either...
"Just remember that sometimes you need to allow problems to just roll like water off of a duckilama's back." ~Reaper
We only get three? sh*t, I''d need a list a lot longer than that but,
Salma Hayek
Keira Knightley
Kate Beckensale
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin
Lacey Chabert (It''s the voice. And the body.)
Elisha Cuthbert (I love the girl next door look)
Salma Hayek (Complete with the snake from Dusk til Dawn 
)
I can''t believe it... No one, NOT A SINGLE ONE OF YOU chose Angelina Jolie...
Sheesh...
Well, then I have to stake the claim.
1. Angelina Jolie
Even she alone would probably be way to much for me to handle by myrself, but let''s see who else...
2. Now what''s the actual name of Angelica from ""Four Rooms""? Jennifer Beals.
3. Brittany Murphy *DISCLAIMER* I want her the way she was BEFORE becoming anorexic stick figure. Go rent ""Phoenix"" with Ray Liotta, and you''l see what I''m talking about.
4. Beyonce Knowles. Now this is surprise even for me, but when I see her wiggle...
STRONGLY AGREE WITH: Charlize Theron, Salma Hayek, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Nathalie Portman, Dennise Richards, Monica Belluci. Oh, yes... and that Amelie girl, whatever her name is (edit: Audrey Tautou). Me lady looks almost identical to her.
Panem et circenses
"You really need to smoke a tree first to appreciate that one." - Sanjuro
I''d like to keep it Ethnic..
1. Tyra Banks
2. Salma Hayek
3. Thora Birch
4. Some hot Japanese Car Model.
Aint nothing new about the world order..it's been playing since the day they put George Washington on a quarter
Down in the Park with a friend called Five.
Salma Hayek
Eliza Dushku
Kelly Preston
Of course, that could change at any time.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Sounds more like cranking oneoutto me...
Good list though. I have friends who have for years maintained a casual Top 5 List like the one in (ironically) Friends... Let''s see...
1) Jennifer Love Hewitt
2) Claire Forlani
3) Natalie Portman
Reagan understood that the key to peace was never arms control. Security had nothing to do with the number of weapons, it had everything to do with the intention and power of those who possessed them. - Charles Krauthammer
I''ll be dipped in sh*t, Claire Forlani just dropped off the list (literally as I was writing it) in favor of Charlize. I agree, she is damnably pretty. Intriguingly, Kelly Preston was on my original list, but got bumped a while back by Claire. You peoples have the good taste.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
Phoebe Cates
Reese Witherspoon
Alicia Witt
Those ought to get me some originality points if nothing else...
Well, it''s not like we picked any real stretches... Of course with the drooling this crowd did over the wife of that star-wars-car guy, I''m betting the standards might be kind of low
Sorry, star-wars-car-guy, if you''re lurking...
Reagan understood that the key to peace was never arms control. Security had nothing to do with the number of weapons, it had everything to do with the intention and power of those who possessed them. - Charles Krauthammer
I''m glad someone else said what I thought...
We just appreciate a woman who enjoys showing off her large breasts.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Christina Aguilera
Gwen Stefani
Elisha Cuthbert
Something about these three girls utterly does it for me.
"People in general have no principles, they do not believe in property rights (except as those rights apply to them), and they will steal all they want as long as they stand no risk of getting arrested for it. -GreatAjax on Piracy
You guys have some great taste.
Elle Macpherson
Jessica Biel
Monica Belluci
I have lot''s in the bullpen...
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Lots of good choices here. I propose a loaner program, like libraries have. We can trade harem members amongst ourselves. Then everyone wins.
"Anakin, as embodied by [Hayden] Christensen, is the kind of needlessly moody kid you might see getting punched out in a Dairy Queen parking lot."
"”Paul Tatara on SW:Episode II
Your idea has significant merit. I hereby check out, erm, all of them. I''m about to rack up some late fees, lads.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
Jessica Alba
Charlize Theron
Sherilyn Fenn (pre 1997)
I''ll go with:
Famke Janssen
Jennifer Garner
Jill Halfpenny
Do the Olsen Twins count as one or two?
Just askin'' 8)
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Heh... rack. Very appropriate for this thread
Plan to be spontaneous... tomorrow
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Finally, a thread that doesn''t feel like a bad night in the Castro District....
1.) Julia Stiles
2.) Keira Knightley
3.) Erika Christiansen
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
My wife and I fear her enormous teeth. Seriously, they''re their own little army. I''d hit it without question of course, so long as she had a mouth guard.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
"Truly, this mishap has set back the swamp sciences several years." - H.P. Lovesauce, lamenting a tragedy.
1. Nastassja Kinski
2. Heather Graham
3. Natalie Portman
4. Bea Arthur
(of course, Bea just barely made it.)
A note left at the scene simply read: "Pwn3d" - Hubbinsd
Great, another bunch of elitist teethists.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!
'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
Wow.. that''s horribly disturbing. Only barely made it?
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Certis wrote:
Well, while Nastassja is a lifetime lock, Bea comes and goes depending on how drunk I am.
A note left at the scene simply read: "Pwn3d" - Hubbinsd