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I don't know if this has been done already, and if so, please feel free to delete it. What did you do today that needs confessing?

I confess that on accident I rolled up the back power window with my dogs head out the window. It scared her so much she peed in my car, on my cloth back seat.

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I confess that I ate the plums that were in the ice box and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me, they were delicious; so sweet and so cold.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I confess that I ate the plums that were in the ice box and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me, they were delicious; so sweet and so cold.

I confess this seems very this american life.

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I confess.. that the bodies are in the field.

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I confess, I had to use Google to find the name William Carlos Williams.

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Oh, wait. There is something like this already up. I don't think this is *cough* worthy though.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I confess that I ate the plums that were in the ice box and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me, they were delicious; so sweet and so cold.

I confess that I am nerdy enough that I didn't need Google.

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I confess that after picking up dinner tonight I swung by Target on my way back not just to buy a soap dispenser and ice cream but also to buy Capitalism 2 for $10... ohyesitfeelsgood.

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

Atomicvideohead wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
I confess that I ate the plums that were in the ice box and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me, they were delicious; so sweet and so cold.

I confess this seems very this american life.

I hated that part of that episode. But then, I hate amateur poetry in general (not calling WCW an amateur. In that episode they had people do their own versions of that poem and they generally were either lame or so long that they clearly missed the point).

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LobsterMobster wrote:
Atomicvideohead wrote:
LobsterMobster wrote:
I confess that I ate the plums that were in the ice box and which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me, they were delicious; so sweet and so cold.

I confess this seems very this american life.

I hated that part of that episode. But then, I hate amateur poetry in general (not calling WCW an amateur. In that episode they had people do their own versions of that poem and they generally were either lame or so long that they clearly missed the point).

I loved the Jonathon Goldstein and the Heather O'Neil ones. I guess my confession is having worse taste in poetry than LobsterMobster?

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I confess that I wrote down five things that were completely true, but didn't post them because they make me look like a total jackass.

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

Switchbreak wrote:

I loved the Jonathon Goldstein and the Heather O'Neil ones. I guess my confession is having worse taste in poetry than LobsterMobster?

When I was in high school we would read popular poetry and then discuss how we felt about it, and occasionally write our own. Both of these exercises revealed to me that teenagers don't feel anything particularly interesting other than their own self-importance. At that point I hated all poetry. In college they taught me what goes in to crafting a poem and how to truly appreciate good ones. Then I started to like good poetry. Is your taste in poetry "worse" than mine? Maybe, from a technical standpoint. However, you'll find a lot more poems that you enjoy than I, and a lot fewer that irritate you than I, so your taste is not necessarily inferior.

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Oh good, I'm glad my taste isn't actually inferior. I was just about to take all of my Mayakovsky books and tear them up in despair.

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I love you all.

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I confess that I have been stealing my daughter's Reeses Eggs from her Easter candy. If she doesn't eat the chocolate bunny soon, it will be gone, too.

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I confess that I was going to absolve all of your for your grave and terrible sins that most certainly will send your pathetic souls into the greatest depths of Hell to spend an eternity in the bowels of Satan's clutches.

However, I am too tired.

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I confess that my caffeine addiction is worse than I'm willing to admit to. But if you tell any of my other friends or family I will strenuously deny it.

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I confess that I'm browsing GWJ when I should be working.

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If somebody came into my workplace shooting, I'd ask if I can keep score and point out high value targets!

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MaxShrek wrote:
If somebody came into my workplace shooting, I'd ask if I can keep score and point out high value targets!
Haha, I thought you worked at a company that's owned and operated by you and your family?

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