Timewaster of the day: You Probably Won’t Make It

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Tiny download, awesome game =D

http://www.venbrux.com/blog/?p=46

I put a bit of time into it, quite awesome! but bloody hard!

Currently up to level 5!

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Shoal07 wrote:

I don't think removing his vagina will help his lungs...

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Very very nice game. I am on level 14 now. Level 10 is devilish.

Lord of the Down-Underworld
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I'm on 14 now as well.

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Shoal07 wrote:

I don't think removing his vagina will help his lungs...

the pot and the kettle
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Why do you post this when I must wax eternal in a paper over the contrasting leaders of Tim Leary and Ken Kesey?
WHY!!!!!?

pretend boogle wrote:

tweed jacket + pedestrian = Parisian dandy

drdoak wrote:
I'm mr. in the dumps boogle. Nothing is ever fun or exciting to me. Hrmmm market trends. Waah waaah.

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boogle wrote:
Why do you post this when I must wax eternal in a paper over the contrasting leaders of Tim Leary and Ken Kesey?
WHY!!!!!?
Becuase I want that you should suffer.

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Shoal07 wrote:

I don't think removing his vagina will help his lungs...

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boogle wrote:
Why do you post this when I must wax eternal in a paper over the contrasting leaders of Tim Leary and Ken Kesey?
WHY!!!!!?

Payback for all the Spy backstabs?

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boogle wrote:
Why do you post this when I must wax eternal in a paper over the contrasting leaders of Tim Leary and Ken Kesey?
WHY!!!!!?

Ceiling Boogle is watching you procrastinate.

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I made it to level 18 and probably wont make it any farther... This game is evil, almost as evil as "I wanna be the guy"

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Level 9 was my threshold yesterday. I think that is where will stop.

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Wow..... Just wow. I made it to level 12 and that was all my hand could take.

I thought it was fun though, in a brutal kind of way.

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I hate games that make me use the arrow keys, and I especially hate ones that bind jumping to the up arrow.

Also, I suck.

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I'm on level 18... it's murder!!! I cannot figure it out. I may cry.

Torq - I can certainly see myself whipping it out for a quick solo on commutes though.

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You probably won't make it.

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I mean, seriously??

Hmmm, looking at it again, maybe there's an "invert gravity" button somewhere...

Torq - I can certainly see myself whipping it out for a quick solo on commutes though.

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spoiler wrote:
The author has said that perhaps he made a mistake in making the name of the game too subtle—perhaps it should have been "you definitely won't make it". As I understand it, there is no way to beat level 18, and there is no level 19.

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Hypatian wrote:
spoiler wrote:
The author has said that perhaps he made a mistake in making the name of the game too subtle—perhaps it should have been "you definitely won't make it". As I understand it, there is no way to beat level 18, and there is no level 19.
Yeah I wandered into thier forum yesterday, and have come to the same conclusion. Fun game though, I grew up playing Lode Runner on a 286 (or 386 maybe), so arrow keys or num pad controls are pretty well ingrained into my muscle memory.

Torq - I can certainly see myself whipping it out for a quick solo on commutes though.