My Brute: Flash-based Gladiatorial Combat Timewaster...also with pyramid scheming fun!

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wonderpug's picture
Location: Boston

wonderpug.mybrute.com

You go to the site, and based on the name you enter it randomly generates your brute's appearance and stats. You can customize the appearance and colors at that start screen, and then off you go to the fights. You're allowed X number of fights per day, and can also enter your brute in tournaments.

There are various weapons, abilities, and pets you get as your brute levels up, and you don't have any control over any of it. Just choose your opponent and watch the cute little buggers beat the crap out of each other.

It's Progress Quest with animation, but somehow it adds up to something incredibly addicting. I just wish you could do more fights per day.

Join the game via websites of any of the Gamers with Jobs combatants:

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Location: Boston

P.S. I have a baton.

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Al's picture

I'm getting my ass kicked by everyone. A freaking BEAR!? How come I don't get a bear?

XBox Live: Alex C
PSN: AlexC099

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Al wrote:
I'm getting my ass kicked by everyone. A freaking BEAR!? How come I don't get a bear?

I know!!! the last chick I fought had a damn cat, then she pulled out throwing stars and threw like 10 of them before she quit and it was my turn. THEN everytime she got a turn she threw at least 5 more!!! That was all on top of the cat attacking. haha

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wonderpug's picture
Location: Boston

Yeah those throwing stars are bullsh*t, as well as the bear. I did just gain a small puppy, but that's not exactly on the same level as a towering bear.

It's also a bit odd that my only superpower is some kind of knife mastery...but I do not yet own a knife.

Cold Hands, Dead Heart
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necroyeti's picture
Location: Toronto

well, i kicked your butt, wonderpug. but for the most part i died against everyone else, including a fair number of wolf owners. and one dude who whacked me with a huge bone for like half of my life.

With the awesome net they gave me, I feel a bit like the kid in Battle Royale who got a fork.

XBL: necrocinnabon
PSN: BlandishedHatman

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I love the site but I hope you all are struck by lightning.

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Location: Boston

necroyeti wrote:
With the awesome net they gave me, I feel a bit like the kid in Battle Royale who got a fork.

Your high agility is a big perk though; I think that determines how much you can dodge attacks. The net is really good too since it can sometimes completely take a pet out of a match.

I think once you get a weapon your brute will do much better.

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jonnypolite's picture
Location: Portland, OR

Whoa, just had a flashback to our SFIV tournament match, there, Wonderpug.

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mystrymaster's picture
Location: The armpit of america

LOL registered

http://mystrymaster.mybrute.com

Did you set up a clan?

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Yoreel's picture
Location: MN

My name (Yoreel) created an extremely girly version of something... So I changed it over to a guy. Wonderpug did kick my butt, although I did kill your dog.

Edit:

Here is my link if anyone wants to be my pupil - http://yoreel.mybrute.com

Xbox Live Gamertag - Yoreel

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LobsterMobster's picture
Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

wonderpug wrote:
P.S. I have a baton.

You hit me with a big chunk of meat I think. But I killed your stupid dog!

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

Steam-XBox-PSN: Lobstermancer

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wonderpug's picture
Location: Boston

Stop killing my poor dog! What did he ever do to you?

mystrymaster wrote:
Did you set up a clan?

I think you need to be level 10 to do that. Any idea what being in a clan lets you do?

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NathanialG's picture
Location: The maw of the Wolf

http://hulf.mybrute.com
Thats me come fight me if you DARE!!! Also please come be my pupil I would love the exp.

Your knowledge of scientific biological transmogrification is only outmatched by your zest for Kung Fu treachery.
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JimmDogg's picture
Location: The Sunshine State

http://jimmdogg.mybrute.com

Man, I was getting owned! I got hit with a giant club, a knife, and one dude threw a BOMB at me! How do I get a bomb? All I had was a stupid stick.

Set up a clan dude, I am in!

"That's because you were 10. Everyone likes Garfield when they're 10. When you're 10 you think a cat eating lasagna is genius." - Mumford

2005 GWJFFL League Champion

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Alright who took Gamer with Fisticuff? So far I've made quite a few, not sure yet which one I'll keep playng with. Briz just got fierce brute and herculean strength. Which I thought would be cool until I saw my speed is a 2!

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Location: bay area

http://ajari.mybrute.com

Is my brute. She is pretty even across all stats. I fear she is more punching bag than contender =(

Being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

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LobsterMobster's picture
Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

It is neat, but I don't really understand why they limit your turns per day. They always match you against opponents of your own level so it's not like you could get an unfair advantage. As it is it took me about 3 minutes to play through all my turns, which I understand is twice as many as I'll get on a normal day. Add in that it's clumsy as hell to switch between characters and you have a neat idea with meh implementation.

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

Steam-XBox-PSN: Lobstermancer

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http://og-slinger.mybrute.com

I got a nifty trident, but where do people get those freakin' wolves or cats or whatever that attack like three times in a row?

Yonder wrote:

At this point striking the Pope once with a sword is a completely reasonable action.

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mystrymaster's picture
Location: The armpit of america

wonderpug wrote:
Stop killing my poor dog! What did he ever do to you?

mystrymaster wrote:
Did you set up a clan?

I think you need to be level 10 to do that. Any idea what being in a clan lets you do?

No idea what it does, maybe you can rally support when your dying or something?

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LobsterMobster's picture
Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

OG_slinger wrote:
http://og-slinger.mybrute.com

I got a nifty trident, but where do people get those freakin' wolves or cats or whatever that attack like three times in a row?

Characters are randomly generated, including skills, weapons, and pets. You get a random boon every level, including any of those things and also sometimes just a boost to your stats/health.

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

Steam-XBox-PSN: Lobstermancer

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mystrymaster's picture
Location: The armpit of america

wonderpug and Oj managed to mess me up pretty good, but I got you ajari.

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Poppinfresh's picture
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

http://poppinfresh.mybrute.com/

So far, I'm getting pwned, but it's good, short fun.

XBox Live: PoppinfreshGWJ

LobsterMobster wrote:

Wow, my mom is hot.

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Clemenstation's picture
Location: TORONTO

What the hell, my Clemensbrute is terrible. She is getting her ass kicked by punk biatches with knives... and all she can do is run at them and punch them for pathetically little damage.

http://clemensbrute.mybrute.com for a free win, apparently.

XboxLive: Clemenstation

"If all of those guys get into that tiny little tent, I am gonna lose it."

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Serengeti's picture
Location: Cedar Rapids, IA

http://serengeti.mybrute.com/

Looking at about a 50% win ratio so far. I'm not real strong, but I am pretty fast

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Poppinfresh's picture
Location: Pittsburgh, PA

I got a dog and beat Yoreel. Things are looking up!

XBox Live: PoppinfreshGWJ

LobsterMobster wrote:

Wow, my mom is hot.

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Clemenstation's picture
Location: TORONTO

Important update! Clemensbrute has been replaced by the far more successful http://clemensfail.mybrute.com

Who, for some reason, starts with a hatchet and isn't afraid to use it.

XboxLive: Clemenstation

"If all of those guys get into that tiny little tent, I am gonna lose it."

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Location: Boston

Don't forget to link your interesting matches!

This is a long one that looks like it could go either way at numerous points. Damn those shurikens.

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Clemenstation's picture
Location: TORONTO

Clemensfail somehow overcomes the horrendous cheapness of throwing stars and spears!

See the highlights here.

This ax has saved me many times over, I'm glad I didn't stick with Clemensbrute (who had no perceivable talents whatsoever... except maybe falling down in abject failure).

XboxLive: Clemenstation

"If all of those guys get into that tiny little tent, I am gonna lose it."

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LobsterMobster's picture
Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

One of my characters got a whip. Kicks ass.

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

Steam-XBox-PSN: Lobstermancer

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mystrymaster's picture
Location: The armpit of america

Clemenstation wrote:
Clemensfail somehow overcomes the horrendous cheapness of throwing stars and spears!

See the highlights here.

This ax has saved me many times over, I'm glad I didn't stick with Clemensbrute (who had no perceivable talents whatsoever... except maybe falling down in abject failure).

That was an awesome fight Clemens, I thought for sure you had linked the wrong fight until you pulled out that Ax I didn't think you had a chance

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Location: Vancouver, BC

http://muttonbrute.mybrute.com
I'm a super-strong lady with a pet puppy! Hooray!

Steam id: muttonchop
Impulse: mutton_chop