Who Should Edwin Marry?

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...me, as it turns out. I promise I'm not a Sim, either.

We got engaged on Tuesday, at one of our favorite restaurants. Anyone on Twitter that night got a play-by-play, since we appear to be "on the cutting edge of matrimonial technology"!

Also, we actually met through GWJ. Are there bonus points for that?

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As I said on Twitter: Congrats. I kind of thought you two met through GWJ but I wasn't ever sure. I guess Edwin now needs to release a guide on how to pick up females on GWJ.

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Congrats guys! I saw "Edwin and fiancee" on Bill Harris' blog today, so I was kind of wondering.

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Elliottx wrote:
As I said on Twitter: Congrats. I kind of thought you two met through GWJ but I wasn't ever sure. I guess Edwin now needs to release a guide on how to pick up females on GWJ.

Wear less (fewer?) pants.

Congrats!

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Elliottx wrote:
As I said on Twitter: Congrats. I kind of thought you two met through GWJ but I wasn't ever sure. I guess Edwin now needs to release a guide on how to pick up females on GWJ.

1.) Identify possible female Goodjer
2.) Determine that female Goodjer is not just a male Goodjer with an ambiguous name and female avatar
3.) Determine that female Goodjer is single
4.) ?
5.) Profit!

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I had no idea you meant you were done with making this thread instead of eating lunch.

Yeah I had no idea it was announced on Bill's blog either. Truly we are synched with the internet and will always be immortal.

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Congrats!

Of course this means you have to setup a web cam in the church, town hall, or other venue of choice on the day of the nuptials so that we can all watch this.

Or perhaps a lifesize cardboard cutout of Stan as the best man.

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Wow! Congrats!

Now i need a beautiful GWJ female to whisk away to a tropical island for 14 days, fall madly in love with and marry by the end of a month's time.... that's the only way i can think of topping this.

Should i mention that i'm fabulously endowed and fabulously endowed?

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Congrats and hopefully this will go better than the last thread with a title like this. So what happens next? Pyro will actually have a Ferrari with Jesus in it? Sanjuro meets a girl that plays Civ IV? Pred's new neighbor is a stripper who's not batsh*t crazy?

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Podunk wrote:
Elliottx wrote:
As I said on Twitter: Congrats. I kind of thought you two met through GWJ but I wasn't ever sure. I guess Edwin now needs to release a guide on how to pick up females on GWJ.

1.) Identify possible female Goodjer
2.) Determine that female Goodjer is not just a male Goodjer with an ambiguous name and female avatar
3.) Determine that female Goodjer is single
4.) ?
5.) Profit!

You volunteering to play the high-priced Goodjer matchmaker?

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Wow. That was quick. What was that? Like a 6 month courtship?

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Congrats! So nice to hear!

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Congrats, you two!

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Podunk wrote:
Congrats guys! I saw "Edwin and fiancee" on Bill Harris' blog today, so I was kind of wondering.

Same, I even looked back through the last couple days worth of pages to see if I had missed this thread somehow.

Congrats to the both of you, and I guess there will be no doubt about who will wear the pants in this household.

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Paleocon wrote:
Wow. That was quick. What was that? Like a 6 month courtship?

Tuesday was our one-year anniversary. We're not 100% reckless; only 75% or so.

dejanzie- "Let's say Stephen Hawking is after your new pc, and your porn is backed up- would you find it wrong to shoot him?"
LiquidMantis- "Hell no. I'd push over his wheelchair then teabag him while shouting, 'Here's your universe in a nutshell!'"

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Paleocon wrote:
Wow. That was quick. What was that? Like a 6 month courtship?

One year and a few hours.

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Congrats!

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clover wrote:
Paleocon wrote:
Wow. That was quick. What was that? Like a 6 month courtship?

Tuesday was our one-year anniversary. We're not 100% reckless; only 75% or so.

My wife and I actually decided to get married after we had been together for a month or so. We waited a year before becoming officially engaged so that our families could get more used to the idea.

Congratulations, clover and Edwin! I wish you the best.

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And was I the only one who didn't know they were dating in the first place?

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Best of luck to the both of you!

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And was I the only one who didn't know they were dating in the first place?

Nope but it's all good, I am happy for both of you

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Edwin wrote:
Because I was ordered to.

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did you take the top picture in a public restroom?

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Congrats again!

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Because I was ordered to.

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The ring is gorgeous. Excellent choice.

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Rat Boy wrote:
And was I the only one who didn't know they were dating in the first place?

No, you weren't.

Congrats you two!

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Hooray for you two. Congrats.

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Paleocon wrote:
Edwin wrote:
Because I was ordered to.

http://twitpic.com/1fejb
http://twitpic.com/1ff9w

did you take the top picture in a public restroom?

Trust me, you have this urge to feel the ring every few seconds, make sure its there, that it looks as awesome as it did when you saw it for the first time!!! I actually had mine in my jean's pocket for about 2 secs, then wrapped it in a paper tissue because "the jean's pocket cloth will scratch the ring!".

Congratz!!! The ring is amazing!!

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Congratulations! Stay focused on one another throughout the planning/festivities and you won't go wrong.

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Congratulations!

Paleocon wrote:
did you take the top picture in a public restroom?

Probably at the restaurant where he proposed, making sure that the ring was actually in his pocket and he didn't need to revert to Plan B.

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Congrats!

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