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I came across this post while trying to figure out if the Mayor in the new batman/ guy from lost is always wearing "guyliner" or if its really the way he looks. This guys sounds exactly like Dwight.
The link is here http://thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/20/the-mayor-has-eyeliner/

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"Um. I think joker had makeup on too. and it didn’t throw me off one bit. I knew the movie was gonna suck as soon as everyone started saying “it looks so good, and dark and.. ” god I hate the retard hype. the public is like a bunch of cattle.

All makeup is stupid in my opinion.

on girls or guys, or whatever. waste of time.

now if we’re talking about camoflage, or sunblock, that’s a different story.

but while we’re on the makeup thing, why does the joker have makeup?

a lot of pro-nolan fans are saying this is a more “believeable” batman…… what exactly is believable about ANY of this? who the hell would wear makeup like that? even if they were crazy.

i think a “bat signal” is not believeable at all. not in this movie, not in any of the others.
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you know what. scratch everything I just said.

he had eyeliner to make the movie as dark as possible.

yeah, this movie was SOOOOO DARK."

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What does this article have to do with Dwight Schrute?

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I was meant as a joke, the guys sounds just like Dwight.

MavisBeatdown wrote:

All makeup is stupid in my opinion.

on girls or guys, or whatever. waste of time.

now if we’re talking about camoflage, or sunblock, that’s a different story.

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... what?

Google tells me this Dwight Schrute guy is a fictional character from a tv show? So this is some fake blog or something?

What?

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Some people like certain artistic visions others dont... box office sales pretty much says that millions didnt care one way or the other.

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That's the way the actor looks in real life. Why are those sort of eyelashes always wasted on guys?

Oh, and BTW the rumor is it's foreshadowing and this guy is going to become the Penguin.

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I know you didn't write it, but posts like these make the Baby Wordsmythe cry.

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momgamer wrote:
That's the way the actor looks in real life. Why are those sort of eyelashes always wasted on guys?

Oh, and BTW the rumor is it's foreshadowing and this guy is going to become the Penguin.

I'd also heard Philip Seymour Hoffman as Penguin. I think I'd like that more, but the mayor seems more likely.

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That guy always looks like that.

By the way, I think this thread could use a name change.

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I expect beet farming.
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tweed jacket + pedestrian = Parisian dandy

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HaciendaSquish wrote:
By the way, I think this thread could use a name change.

Aww, now I feel bad.

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Humor fail lock!

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