Random non sequitur posts catch-all thread

Off With My Head!
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LiquidMantis's picture
Location: Rocky Mtn. Foothills

I'm sure we've all wanted to make a random post that doesn't merit its own thread. In fact some of us don't seem to hesitate starting one regardless. Anyway, here's a collection thread for random thoughts. Have at!

My dog makes a disgusting amount of slurping noise while bathing his forepaws.

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Location: Heaven and Hell

Hard, so very hard.

Your friendly neighbourhood hair splitting singularity.
Aperture scientist is my alter ego.
(I hate badies)

The Most Holy Eminence Rt. Rev. Fairy Princess
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Phoenix Rev's picture
Location: Phoenix, AZ

I often wonder why an NC-17 rating on a movie has more of a stigma than XXX.

“In the evening of life, we will be judged on love alone.” - St. John of the Cross

Ursa Major
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Location: Bouncing bumbles

What did cavemen say when they first had chicken?

We're here. We're queer. We'll rip your f*cking face off with our fabulous claws - kaostheory
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Absolut Texan
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magnus's picture
Location: Dallas, TX

Hot tub. GNR. Alcoholic beverage.

Life is good.

"This is way, way more bad boy than you're gonna be able to handle." - Tommy Gavin on Rescue Me.

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Not Without Incident
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Location: Cary, NC

These pants are far too tight.

Certis wrote:

Quintin is both smart and attractive.

Fedaykin98 wrote:
Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

<+katisu> Q-Stone is an internet genius

El Pollo Diablo
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I need to kill this addiction to TF2 and get back out there, my social life is taking a beating.

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I <3 Brains
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3 Irish Car Bombs is bliss.

Edit: Unless of course you're playing with Danjo and souldaddy in Gears.

Wiener Bombardier
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Podunk's picture
Location: The People's Republic of Goodge

My ass is on fire.

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Location: Haslett, MI

I am going to drink until I black out on Saturday night.

I can resist anything but temptation.
-Oscar Wilde

Sin Nombre, B*tches
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HantaXP's picture
Location: Calgary, AB

The germs are coming to get me.

I'm Allergic To People
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Kehama's picture
Location: Solo in an MMO

Whoa... hold on a sec guys. So far this is the most on topic thread in the forums. You guys are actually sticking to the original point of the post. I for one will not sequitur, be they non or otherwise!

Trust Me, I'm A Goodjer
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Location: Incoming Game!

I hope I still remember how to drive in snow with crappy tires.

Take two of deez nutz and call me.

Office Jester
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ColdForged's picture
Location: Cary, NC

I'm overly fond of ribs and Jennifer Connelly.

"THE HELL ASS BALLS." - Prederick, expressing frustration in the time-honored way.

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BikEr
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Location: Chicago, IL

I'm overly fond of Jennifer Connelly's ribs...

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Sam Are I
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Location: Ceci n'est pas une Location

I am stupidhaiku, and I approve this message.

Steam 3DS: 2019-9672-3387
Aristophan wrote:

Steam sale! Steam sale! Now!
Five Oh Three error - Oh noes!
Wallet happy now.

The Dark Knight
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Location: Blatantly Stereotypical.

Jesus Christ Salma Hayek, stop being so goddamned hot for a minute. Give my penis a break. Not that I will, of course.

Quote:

Some might choose to pray, some might choose to snooze
But the style that I use is the style that's mine

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Playing On Semi-Pro

All Things To All Bots
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Location: Augusta, ME

I just ate some lip skin.

merphle wrote:

The Konami Code taught me everything I need to know about sex.

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Butcher of Bakersfield
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Running Man's picture
Location: Colorado

Jennifer Garner looks and acts like she has a low IQ.

"But 2004 might be ancient for a teenager, with their hippin' and the hoppin' and the bippin' and the boppin', they don't know what the jazz is all about." - Gravey

Hulk post!
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Higgledy's picture
Location: In reality: Cheshire in the UK. In game: Being shot and stabbed in glorious HD

*Sigh* ...I miss Alias.

Anecdote:

Playing 'I spy' with Paul and his two kids.
The youngest said, "I spy with my little eye something beginning with F."
"Flowers!" I said.
"No."
"Rat!" Paul said.
"That's it!" the youngest confirms with glee.
I looked at Paul and asked, "How did you know it was rat."
He smiled. "It's always rat."

Tag for XBL and Steam (Mac) = Higgley (Friend me up!)

... herald of Piggledy 'Destroyer of Worlds'

Will you please stop screaming
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Location: Durban, South Africa. Where the sun meets the sea.

Is this what Twitter is like?

Steam~Twitter~Raptr~B.Net
Mystic Violet wrote:

No way. The ass of War trumps all others.

Space is not an issue
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Location: My chair

I voted "Yes" on this topic

NOT TO SCALE!
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Tyrian's picture
Location: Cary, NC

A mountain of pudding could be the source of an international incident. Someone should form a committee. Or maybe just get some spoons.

PSN: Grakarg
XBLA: Grakarg
Steam: tyrian[GWJ]

So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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Location: Michigan's Upper Penninsula

Otherwise known as the "Increase Your Post Count" thread ....

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so." - Douglas Adams

A Wise man once said...
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FSeven's picture
Location: One with Pruit

Ate some great Mexican last night and can't stay off the toilet today. Montezuma's Revenge.

PSN|Steam - FSeven

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All Hail Pruit, Changer of Blood, and His prophet, FSeven.

Cabbot Patch Kid
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Location: Riding my invisible bike.

I just ate a whole box of Crunch Berries for breakfast.

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You know stuff. - MannishBoy

Drawing on the Cave Wall
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cartoonin99's picture
Location: Logan, UT

Running Man wrote:
Jennifer Garner looks and acts like she has a low IQ.

She is with Affleck, so, uh...yea.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

Lunabean, when are you going to grow up and stop playing video games?
lunabean wrote:
After I have sex with your mother.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/cartoonin99

Discretion is not the better part of
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Malor's picture
Location: Perpetually suspended

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Elewis17 wrote:

I endorse any suggestion by Malor to put computer components in kitchen appliances.

MMMMAGGOTS!
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NSMike's picture
Location: Akron, Ohio

How do you taste the sound of blue?

TempestBlayze wrote:

Mike, you're like Francis in L4D. You hate everything.

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Grenn's picture
Location: Sitting uncomfortably close to your girlfriend

I haven't had breakfast in years.

Justin McElroy on tracking pubtards down IRL wrote:

When you act like a sh*thead to someone twice your size, they may try to kill you. Welcome to the last 2.5 million years of human evolution.

Prose before Bros
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St.Hillary's picture
Location: In the unwanted state

I get worked up over silly things sometimes.
Excitement over small things.
Disappointment over things that don't turn out perfect when I make them.

Stengah wrote:

St.Hillary is my proof for humans being friggin' awesome.

Amoebic wrote:

St.Hillary is the best, ever!