You Decide: What Game Must Certis Buy For Me?

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As explained on GWJ Conference Call Episode 105, I won a free game from the GWJ Donation Drive prize drawing, and I put it before the community to decide what game Certis has to buy for me.

The options:
* Left 4 Dead (PC) (Votes: 28.5)
* Gears of War 2 (360) (Votes: 12)
* Fallout 3 (360? PC?) (Votes: 8.5)
* Mirror's Edge (360) (Votes: 3)
* Bratz: Lobzter'z Mom (Bed) (Votes: 1)

(vote tabulation services provided by Diebold)

You guys vote, Certis buys, I play. Pretty much the way it should be. Guaranteed to be more satisfying than any other election this fall!

Voting closes whenever I say it does.

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Legion is right. Dammit.


Now that I have a netbook, chances are the above post was written while on the toilet.

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Duh. Gears 2.

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Left 4 Dead PC

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Fallout 3, whichever platform you want.

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* Left 4 Dead (PC) (Votes: +1)

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Oh, put me down for:

Left4Dead: +0.5
Fallout 3: +0.5

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Tkyl wrote:
Oh, put me down for:

Left4Dead: +0.5
Fallout 3: +0.5

I like your rule-bending style.

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jonnypolite wrote:

Legion is right. Dammit.


Now that I have a netbook, chances are the above post was written while on the toilet.

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Edit: Was Fallout 3 (PC)
Now: Left 4 Dead (PC)

Simply for the fact that we will want all the Goodgers we can playing Left 4 Dead.

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Hmm, probably the one that you'll play for the longest. That way every time Certis sees you playing the game, he'll die a little inside. I'm going to go with:

Left 4 Dead(PC), so that Steam can constantly remind every member of GWJ that you just started it up.

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Bratz: Chernobyl

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If there's a collector's edition available, do you want it? And is that an option for your prize? Fallout 3 has 8 editions possible when you include the different platforms.

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Since I assume you will be getting all those games anyways I would go for a 360 game to make him pay more .

Gears 2 gets my vote

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Bratz Chernobyl!!! Bratz Chernobyl!!!

barring that,

Left4Dead, because I can see it getting a ton of mp GWJ action, thus giving you more opportunities to rub salt in the wound.

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I thought Gears would be doing better. It's not even beating out Bratz!

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jonnypolite wrote:

Legion is right. Dammit.


Now that I have a netbook, chances are the above post was written while on the toilet.

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If I were hand selected to receive a free game I would request Fallout 3. That being said, there are some coherent arguments for both Bratz: Chernobyl and Left4Dead.

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Brat[s]: Chernobyl

Fixed

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Elliottx wrote:
Left 4 Dead(PC), so that Steam can constantly remind every member of GWJ that you just started it up.

I would like to express my agreement with - indeed, my admiration of - the sentiments ably expressed above.

L4D +1

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Mirror's Edge! Looks really cool.

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Barbie Horse Adventures for whatever platform you don't have

If not that, then Gears 2.

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I'd actually go Gears of War 2. It's more expensive

You still have to get Left 4 Dead though.

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MyBrainHz wrote:
Elliottx wrote:
Left 4 Dead(PC), so that Steam can constantly remind every member of GWJ that you just started it up.

I would like to express my agreement with - indeed, my admiration of - the sentiments ably expressed above.

L4D +1

Whenever Certis is on Steam and it says:

Quote:
*Legion* is now playing Left 4 Dead.

His blood pressure will rise just a hair.

L4D +1

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Thin_J wrote:
I'd actually go Gears of War 2. It's more expensive

You still have to get Left 4 Dead though.

There is absolutely no question that I will have Left 4 Dead one way or another. Don't anyone worry about that.

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jonnypolite wrote:

Legion is right. Dammit.


Now that I have a netbook, chances are the above post was written while on the toilet.

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Left4Dead. That way whenever Certis' brain gets eaten, it will add insult to injury.

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Fallout 3

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I was going to say Fallout 3, but I want to vote strategically and keep Gears 2 out of the running, so I'll say L4D

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I am going to take Left 4 Dead's lead to mean that everyone thinks I'm really cool and wants to play co-op with me.

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jonnypolite wrote:

Legion is right. Dammit.


Now that I have a netbook, chances are the above post was written while on the toilet.

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Thin_J wrote:
I'd actually go Gears of War 2. It's more expensive

You still have to get Left 4 Dead though.

You're on the right track. Try here:

http://www.gamesniped.com/2007/11/08/worlds-most-expensive-video-games/

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This isn't fair, you didn't even put Brat[s]: Chernobyl on the board!

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L4D gets my vote.

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Where's all those Gears & Beers drunks? I thought Gears would easily have the upper hand, or at least there'd be a nice three-headed race.

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jonnypolite wrote:

Legion is right. Dammit.


Now that I have a netbook, chances are the above post was written while on the toilet.

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Well if he had to go in and pick it up personally I would have said anything with barbie adventures or something equally shameful to be seen holding, but since there's a list of choices I would say:

Left 4 Dead

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