Please, for the love of all things Holy, stop posting on the Creepy Spider thread
I'm not too proud to admit it: I'm a grown man who's deathly afraid of spiders. It's such a primal fear and revulsion that I swear I can feel my DNA cringe every time I see one of them.
Personally, I blame seeing The Incredible Shrinking Man as a young child and watching that poor sap use a straight pin to battle it out with a big, nasty, hairy...oh, God I can't even finish this sentence.
I accidentally clicked on that thread the other day and caught a teeny glimpse of that spider covered in thousands of squirming baby spiders. That evil image was seared into my brain. The horror, the horror.
Now every time I see Creepy Spider thread on the first page that vision of what Hell and eternal torment is surely like pops up in my mind.
So I'm asking--nay, begging--for the love of all things Holy, please stop posting in that thread. Let it die like all things arachnid should--fast and, preferably, painfully. At the very least, rename it to "Cute Puppy Dogs and Kittens" or something less traumatizing to a big wussy like me.



Yes, the man speaks the truth. Spiders=horrible
So hell did freeze over after all; Welcome to Skjold!
If I was a slightly meaner person I would put a picture of the spider in this thread.
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Wouldn't that be even worse if it was named puppies and kittens? At least with the spider thread theres a warning, right there in the title!
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
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Back when I was going to school in Texas, a friend of mine got bitten by a Brown Recluse in bed. Half his face started to rot. So... there's something to think about when you're trying to sleep.
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Don't sleep in Texas?
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
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I sleep in TEXAS!!!!!
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By the way!

Friendly Spider thread now!
"We are at war, and the enemies are...the publishers. No, they're not. It's not that easy. The enemies are mediocrity, laziness, and fear, and they exist in all of us." - Tim Schafer
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Pfft, that's no arachnid. That's an arthropod if I've ever seen one.
The brain you stole, Fritz. Think of it. The brain of a dead man waiting to live again in a body I made with my own hands!
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You evil, evil man.
How about this? Kitten or Spider?
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Love the spiders, for they are all that keep the bedbugs from sucking you dry of blood whilst you blissfully sleep...
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I'm pretty sure my arachnophobia stems from having a brown recluse bite do a really nasty number on the sole of my foot as a very small child.
The doctor misdiagnosed it at first, so the bite continued to worsen. Then, when they finally started treating it, the necrosis was eating into the meat. That was a very unpleasant few weeks, I assure you.
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Tempest says: "A team hat doe snot communicate and talk to each other about what the next move will be is going to lose."
Mex is my hero = "f*ck it, I'll do it. WE'LL DO IT LIVE."
That is low man. Really, really low.
So hell did freeze over after all; Welcome to Skjold!
That's the cutest terrifying spider I've ever seen. Maybe it's wearing the chipmunk corpse as a disguise? You barely notice the extra legs.
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Ok - Never going to Texas 0_0
Or Australia for that matter - they may as well just jab a needle of poison in your arm coming off the airplane >_<
)
(note: may be an exaggeration
Got to say, spiders don't really bother me that much (although of course I live in a country where all the spiders are of the non-poisonous variety, so the odds are rather more in my favour
).
Wasps though....brrr.....
Damn! Those chipmunks will hump anything.
LiquidMantis wrote:
Well, since Pharacon already breached the bastard barrier:

"The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all."
Never got the whole spider phobia. Candiru, otoh, terrify me.
And while we're in the business of combining animals, try this one: Bombardier Candiru.
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I'm keeping a list, you bastards...
And rightly so.
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baggachipz: Who cares about Japan, let them have their silly pointless dog games and countless re-hashes of anime-based dragon princess super lucky crapitty crap.
Just try not to think of all the spiders that could be on the underside of your desk.
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Did you really expect any less from this crowd?
LiquidMantis wrote:
Agreed. This thread had: "go ahead, I dare you" all over it.
Orb spiders in Nebraska. The suckers get as large as CDs in some cases. And, during a drought, aggressive.
St.Hillary wrote:
Commence your hatred, gentlemen.You know what? F*ck the banana. The banana is not the atheists' nightmare, it's this goddamned fish. The candiru is absolute proof that God exists and that he's a sadistic bastard.
Rock Band Name Generator!... too funny to merely be coincidence.
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I'm never peeing again. Ever. Even without the male bits these fish seem to prefer.
Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
QFT
Fedaykin98 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:
DON'T YOU JUDGE FRIENDLY SPIDER!
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