Zork movie.. finally!
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 - 9:07pm
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"Had they given it to Uwe Boll, it would have been a nonstop frenzy of exploding grues," commented Dan Pewters, who has been playing Zork for over 17 years.Gerald Hemmingway, team leader of the visual effects team hired for the movie, explained, "Using the wider movie screens, we'll have much less text-wrapping, and be able to fit in more action onto the screen simultaneously. This is something the fans of Zork should be looking forward to."
And the fact it's being narrated by Morgan Freeman seals the deal for me.
I'll be seeing this opening day!
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Uwe Boll ...
Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
> LOOK AT MOVIESteam: duckilama
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You turn and look directly into the projector. Oh f*ck, you're blind!Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
>Open eyesSteam: duckilama
It's not a game anymore, it's an umbrella. - Certis
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That's not a container.Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
I LOL'd.
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