Zork movie.. finally!
Wednesday, August 6th, 2008 - 9:07pm
Quote:
"Had they given it to Uwe Boll, it would have been a nonstop frenzy of exploding grues," commented Dan Pewters, who has been playing Zork for over 17 years.Gerald Hemmingway, team leader of the visual effects team hired for the movie, explained, "Using the wider movie screens, we'll have much less text-wrapping, and be able to fit in more action onto the screen simultaneously. This is something the fans of Zork should be looking forward to."
And the fact it's being narrated by Morgan Freeman seals the deal for me.
I'll be seeing this opening day!
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Ok I laughed pretty hard at this.
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Uwe Boll ...
Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
> LOOK AT MOVIE"And my son, too, thinks everything is a launchpad, every bug a meal, and every sunny day a reason to take all your clothes off and roll around in the grass." - rabbit
You turn and look directly into the projector. Oh f*ck, you're blind!Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
>Open eyes"And my son, too, thinks everything is a launchpad, every bug a meal, and every sunny day a reason to take all your clothes off and roll around in the grass." - rabbit
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
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That's not a container.Certis wrote:
Fedaykin98 wrote:
I LOL'd.
NOTE: Not a doodle bug.
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