I wish Miley would die

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I try to avoid looking at it but when scanning the threads my peripheral vision can't help but pick up the ad for that stupid video. I wish that teddy bear would turn into a rear one and maul her to death.

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The cure might be to get online for 2142. Either that or you're just going to have to mine the teddy bear with an IED.

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To tell you the truth, I didn't notice there were ads on the site until a couple days ago.

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What Miley ad? The only side ad I see is the one with Jupiter.

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I can't even really see ads on this site anymore because I use adblock...

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SwampYankee wrote:
I wish that teddy bear would turn into a rear one and maul her to death.

SwampYankee, advocating the anal violation and mauling of people by stuffed animals.

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I think the ads have actually been getting better, right now there's one for charity and one for buying a laptop. Neither of which are annoying.

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Have you actually watched her video? I got so fed up with seeing the ad that I decided to see what all the fuss was about. Big disappointment.

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What was she thinking?

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Oh, is this the condom ad I've heard tell about?

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If you mean Miley Cyrus, I'm 100% behind you.

And I mean behind you. Rowr.

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I got a WoW and a Dell Laptop advertisement.

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The only ad I see is one for summer travel, so they must be targeted to the individual user. Which means the ad people have reason to believe that swampy likes young girls. Flatchested young girls.

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I'm glad that the Puzzle Pirates ad is gone but now all I get is "What is she thinking" and the music video thing.

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Switchbreak wrote:
What was she thinking?

LOL

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I wouldn't mind the two Miley ads so much, if it wasn't my work PC that displays them ad nauseum. No pun intended... well maybe just a little.

I can explain to my co-workers why I'm browsing video game web sites easily enough, but it's a little more dificult to explain why there's a pack of fourteen year-olds, with teddy-bears, dancing across my monitor.

All I get at home though, is the Jupiter ad. Which I am not complaining about. That one can become a permanent fixture, if I never have to look at Mileys mug again.

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Wow, this is like a GWJ litnus test. I, as well, see Jupiter and no signs of Miley! I also see some ads for the company I work for (which is ironic when I'm surfing at work.. and no it's not Dell).

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The miley ads where much worse a few days ago. For about 2 weeks they were the only ad running.

Frankly they kind of creep me out since it almost seems like she is trying to act "adult" in some clips. I just wish folks would stop trying to pimp kids, it just sickens me. For heavens sake the child is 15 years old, give it a rest....

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Said ad has been bothering me for at least a month now. I just wonder who they think the demographic on this website is because they seem to either be going for female tweens or pedos and either way I think it is odd that it is shown here.

Also, the "Want to know what she's thinking" ad bothers me as well because she isn't even pleasant to look at.

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Soooooo, you didnt like her recent album release cause there was no song dedicated to a Swampyankee.

Don't be mad at her, she cant dedicate a song to every one of her fans...

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mcdonis wrote:
I just wish folks would stop trying to pimp kids, it just sickens me. For heavens sake the child is 15 years old, give it a rest....

Have you ever seen the ads for Kidz Bop? A bunch of prepubescents singing racy pop music lyrics and dancing around like their in an MTV music video. Totally creepy.

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Funkenpants wrote:
mcdonis wrote:
I just wish folks would stop trying to pimp kids, it just sickens me. For heavens sake the child is 15 years old, give it a rest....

Have you ever seen the ads for Kidz Bop? A bunch of prepubescents singing racy pop music lyrics and dancing around like their in an MTV music video. Totally creepy.



Hey, they were doing it in the 80s!

Edit: Holy sh*t, it's a kid dressed up as Rick Astley

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mcdonis wrote:
Frankly they kind of creep me out since it almost seems like she is trying to act "adult" in some clips. I just wish folks would stop trying to pimp kids, it just sickens me. For heavens sake the child is 15 years old, give it a rest....

I thought the same thing, but was reluctant to voice it at the cost of looking like a poster boy for Warshk-Test Pedophilia. Some of the faces she makes during the brief clip in the ad are...questionable. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it does indeed seem like "kid pimping", which is freakin' sad. Maybe there's a young audience for it, but the adults filming and editing the video get no points in my book.

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I know this is a tangent, but I feel it's worthy of being mentioned. Why are modern societies so quick to attach sacred status to pre-eighteen 'children?' For the most part, we're biologically adults around 14 years of age. The only factor that is considered is our mental age, which essentially rises from experience; however, experience isn't dependent upon time. A 14-year-old could potentially be as mature as an 18-year-old or 20-year-old, but because they are coddled by modern society, they do not accrue these experiences in a timely manner.

Just my thoughts.

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Edit: Holy sh*t, it's a kid dressed up as Rick Astley

And one as Boy George.

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ZaneRockfist wrote:
I know this is a tangent, but I feel it's worthy of being mentioned. Why are modern societies so quick to attach sacred status to pre-eighteen 'children?' For the most part, we're biologically adults around 14 years of age. The only factor that is considered is our mental age, which essentially rises from experience; however, experience isn't dependent upon time. A 14-year-old could potentially be as mature as an 18-year-old or 20-year-old, but because they are coddled by modern society, they do not accrue these experiences in a timely manner.

Just my thoughts.

I get your point but we hardly live in a society where you could consider the age group 14-17 to be anywhere near mature (I am speaking in general terms here). Thus we (as a culture) decided to criminalize sexual explotation of minors. Now if perhaps our society was raising our children different and was under much diffrerent circumstances (which are hardly ideal) then PERHAPS such a thing MIGHT be possible. But it would be only because of existing realities. (or in other words when a kid reaches 15-17 they have to be adults otherwise they cant survive... Hardly something we want or desire)...

Personally I agree with Aaron D, some of what she is doing in that video is clearly (in my book) trying to do what many adult women do in her business.

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inspiringsn wrote:
I just wonder who they think the demographic on this website is because they seem to either be going for female tweens or pedos and either way I think it is odd that it is shown here.

Clearly you don't know GWJ very well!

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Aaron D. wrote:
mcdonis wrote:
Frankly they kind of creep me out since it almost seems like she is trying to act "adult" in some clips. I just wish folks would stop trying to pimp kids, it just sickens me. For heavens sake the child is 15 years old, give it a rest....

I thought the same thing, but was reluctant to voice it at the cost of looking like a poster boy for Warshk-Test Pedophilia. Some of the faces she makes during the brief clip in the ad are...questionable. Maybe I'm reading too much into it, but it does indeed seem like "kid pimping", which is freakin' sad. Maybe there's a young audience for it, but the adults filming and editing the video get no points in my book.

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Probably yet another example of someone deciding that the kid needs an entertainment future after being a kid. Thus they are prepairing her soon to be role as a sex symbol.

Kind of like when Britney Spears turned 18 and suddently the whole "I want to be a roll model" went out the window and she started sporting Lingerie.

What we do to children isnt just a shame and sickening its a crime.

My avitar is of my son (as you probably guessed), and I see the innocience in him and I just get so angry when I see other children being used (steps off soapbox)

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I remember the TV ad for that first image, Swat. Even at age 7 or 8 (whenever it was), it looked lame.

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Swat wrote:
Hey, they were doing it in the 80s!

Edit: Holy sh*t, it's a kid dressed up as Rick Astley

I'm lucky I was too drunk to notice that kind of thing back in the 1980s. *shudder*