Big McCain Flailing Thread
Wednesday, July 30th, 2008 - 9:24am
It appears this forum needs a repository of McCain accusations for refutation.
Let's start it off with the latest:
Obama dissed wounded soldiers in Germany in order to go work out at the gym.
Discuss.
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John McCain is now banking his campaign on the one thing that's more powerful than hope and change: pity.
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I've never liked or disliked McCain but have known republicans who have despised him. Now I'm beginning to understand why.
Accusing your opponent, and by extension his supporters, of a lack of patriotism is a real scumbag move. I guess he's always been apt to play this kind of game in the past but I never noticed.
I just want to get McCain's huge Shia/Sunni confusion in here early. It's just so important, particularly with the war we're in.
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, McCain has claimed that Iran (overwhelmingly Shiite) has been providing aid to Al Qaeda (overwhelmingly Sunni), or has suggested that Al Qaeda is Shiite, or has otherwise shown a total lack of understanding of the Shia/Sunni divide. He has made such mistakes on multiple non-consecutive occasions, which would suggest he didn't simply misspeak.
The distinction is important because it's the biggest problem with the "Iran is helping Al Qaeda" theory, which means it's probably the biggest obstacle to war with Iran.
I really liked McCain when he was the sharp maverick, the war veteran in the room full of chickenhawks, but now it seems like age and Bush's abuse have caught up with him.
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Good piece on the McCain fiasco of messing up versus lying.
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This seems like bad karma.
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That's my impression of him. Every time I see him on the news he's just complaining about something Obama did or isn't doing.
It appears that McCain is more than happy to make this election a referrendum on Barack Obama. The problem with that is that he can't eat his cake and have it too. He can't exactly make it all about Obama and then complain that it is all about Obama.
It, however, doesn't stop him from trying.
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So is knowing the number of states in one's country.
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I'm trying to figure out what you are trying to say in your post but I am failing to see it. Want to clarify?
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Obama once said 57 states. No clue why, but as far as I know he didn't make that mistake again, unlike McCain's confusion between Sunni and Shia. Ones a solitary point and seems like the result of an uncooperative tongue. The other is a pattern.
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Ah. Never heard that one before. Yeah that would definitely be something that should be of concern.
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It's understandable. I often struggle to distinguish between subnational entities and Heinz varieties too.
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Obviously, Obama said 57 states because there are 57 Islamic states and he's a terrorist.
Now if you actually listen to the speech or even read the transcript you can see the lengthy pause between the "50" part and the "7" part that would suggest he misspoke (he meant to say forty-seven with one more to go, when referencing visiting the 48 continental states), but that doesn't stop his detractors from taking a jab at him over it. After all, they're getting kind of desperate for some reason to hate him other than that he's a liberal.
Desperate enough to suggest that this somehow absolves McCain of repeatedly confusing the Sunni and Shia. Otherwise I'm not sure why we're discussing it in a thread about McCain's missteps. I can be slow sometimes.
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The explanation he gave was that he had actually just finished up visiting 47 of the lower 48 (with one to go), and caught himself in between 50 states and lower 48 (didn't visit AK or HI). That is certainly a very plausible explanation and hardly as egregious an error as confusing the Sunnis and Shiites or creating fictional borders between non-adjacent countries that are central to one's foreign policy.
As for the 57/47 transposition, I'd say it is almost as bad (but not quite) as the innocent and largely harmless mistake made by George H W Bush on September 7, 1988:
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Yeah, but Bush saying something stupid is hardly news.
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That was the smart Bush, not the dumb one.
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No. That's Pappy Bush, not the current one.
Oh. My mistake. Ha ha, moron!
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One of my coworkers, upon viewing the McCain "celebrity" ad, made the very interesting observation that both Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are professed Republicans.
This is how I picture McCain's campaign staff.
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I understand where Paris is coming from. She never works, yet she's a hojillionaire. It's only natural that she therefore assume poor people are so lazy and irresponsible they spent all their money instead of hiring an accountant to manage their inherited fortune like a reasonable person.
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You would think that better describes McCain.
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I don't get the picture.
I don't want my President knowing who these two people are. They aren't even hip in the "trash celebrities" circle anymore. The advertisement was tacky and not Presidential.
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It's a demonstration of a Chinese style public execution. Sort of how I picture McCain disposing of his campaign staff every other week.
I just find it particularly funny that the ad featured to ardent GOP supporters as examples of how not to conduct one's self in public.
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I've been surprised at some of the stuff coming directly from McCain. Usually that kind of stuff shows up from people who on the periphery of the campaign or not connected to it. Pundits, talking heads, bloggers, etc.
That's what I've been curious about. A lot of bad, bad, bad ads, followed by McCain's mug and voice endorsing it. It's like he just rubber stamps whatever crosses his desk.
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This is almost precisely the same sort of foot-in-mouth disease that plagued the Billary campaign in the primaries. Is this the year of the incompetent campaign or does Obama possess some sort of Tiger Woods power in which his presence simply forces his opponents to triple bogey every ad campaign?
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Is the flailing really hurting McCain with his base though? I've got to believe that there's a significant portion of his supporters that would readily fall into the 'if it was on TV it must be true' camp, so why not flail away for their benefit?
He needs a whole lot more than his base to begin with. Additionally, he can't exactly rely on many parts of the traditional GOP base. At this point, the critical fight seems to be with the middle ground. Unfortunately for him, that middle ground is tremendously displeased with Bush and the Obama message equating McCain's stated policies with Bush's (which McCain needs to emphasize in order to keep the GOP base) seems to be eroding McCain's support among the "straight talk" moderates.
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McCain doesn't have a real base in the republican party. He emerged as kind of a candidate by default. Someone with name recognition at a time when the other candidates were either too controversial (Huckabee), distrusted by social conservatives (Romney) or too bored and lazy (Thompson).
I don't think the ads hurt him with republicans, however, because they simply repeat the same kind of attacks that Hillary used on Obama in the primaries and which seem to emerge from the right-wing blogosphere and pundit class on a daily basis.
The "flailing" doesn't seem to matter much when it comes to poll numbers, which is something I find sort of frustrating.
People say that McCain doesn't have a base... and that many in the Republican party don't like him. But what are they going to do? Vote Obama? I've seen a few opinion pieces by confessed Republicans who seem to imply that they will, but I am certainly not going to count on that.
At this point, party affiliation is just like sports team loyalty... even if your team sucks, you still support them to the bitter end.
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