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Sunday, July 27th, 2008 - 1:31pm
Shia LaBeouf arrested for DUI. No word yet as to whether he was being chased by a Decepticon or not.
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Shia LaBeouf arrested for DUI. No word yet as to whether he was being chased by a Decepticon or not.
Is it legal to be drunk but your car is doing the driving for you?
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Apparently he didn't learn his lesson after he got a DAW (drunk at Walgreens) last year in Chicago. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21626907/
Why can't a rich actor just hire a driver when he goes out to party? Toss the book at him, says I.
Or if you don't want to hire a full-time driver... call a cab.
I don't think it's rocket science.
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Or just tell one of your entourage they are the designated driver for the night.
We can all manage to think of these things and we're not even famous. What's this douchebag's excuse?
That he's rich and has these really great lawyers on retainer that hardly ever have to work?
I'm sure there will be some lame-o apology about how he just wasn't thinking and he's deeply ashamed or some such crap.
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He's famous. Everyone knows fame is inversely proportional to personal responsibility.
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I'm sure he'll get the Paris Hilton/Khloe Kardashian accommodations if he goes to jail.
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If I had to pick one, I'd say it's that he was drunk.
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We have a winner.
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Maybe he just wants a role in a future big hit comic book movie (Iron Man), or a sit-com on CBS (Two and a Half Men)?
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Is it really news if he didn't call anyone "sugartits" and rant about various ethnic groups?
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It is because, secretly (and not so secretly) everyone hates him as an actor and no one can figure out why the hell he gets decent cast parts as if he were the last late 20s-early 30s something male lookalike with dark hair. If Lucas had wanted to ruin his other decent franchise, he should've just hired Hayden again.
I only wish that he would've killed himself tragically in a drunk driving accident so I could laugh intentionally and not chuckle sadly to myself the next time I see him posing as "Mutt," the greaser from the 50s.
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Plus, he has a girl's name.
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Shia the beef.
Ugh.
Shia la vache seems a better moniker.
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How about Sunni LaBeouf?
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Just check the precedent in case California vs M.Knight 490 U.S. 730 (1989)
His mistake was not drinking more and not driving faster. That would have been better. *random comment brought to you by Tide the makers of stuff that cleans*
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