Bear.
The calf.
Johansson.

Faceplant.

Bear (Polar)
Non-Dominant Arm below the elbow but above the wrist and below the bone in the fatty portion of the arm.
Johansson without a doubt.

As for Nut shot or Face plant it would depend on terrain of the face plant because I've done a face plant before and I've been racked in the balls before.
Both hurt a whole hell of a lot. One I had a bump on my head, a scratch and cut on the cheek and a heavily bruised nose. The other I was doubled over in pain for 10 minutes before edging over to a seat where I was in agony for another hour and then had a throbbing ache for another day or so.

Man that's a really hard decision.

Hmm how does that old WOW saying go?? "Bear is for tank, tiger is for dps."

Ill take the dps. Id rather give than receive
A shot in the shin if you please....
Hmmm don't know either but I like the name Scarlett (probably a 'Gone With the Wind' thing .... 'Frankly me dear I don't give a damn')
Faceplant. At least a messed up face will generate some sympathy. Nobody cares if you get hit in the nuts.

So what's next weeks topic??

Bear (maybe not a black bear, but definately Grizzly or Polar)
Pinky Toe
If Salma were a little younger maybe, but Scarlett as it stands
And against seemingly better judgement I would still rather go with a faceplant because I think that area could withstand damage much better than the alternative.

Yo Pred, so did you land that job you have mentioned prior to the S&T? Congratulations, man!! Do share the details!

Tiger
Left Shoulder
Johansson

And, after witnessing the after-effects of my son's faceplant, I'll take the shot to the sack.

Holy Meaningless Questions, Batman!

Tiger
Shoulder
Hayek
Face

How sweet would it be to have all these going on at the same time?

Bear
Small toe
Hayeck
If permanent disfiguration isn't an issue, face.

Bear (after all in the disney cartoons bears are the good guys and the tigers bad guys )
If i have to get shot I want it in the Buttocks (tip of the hat to Forest Gump)
Selma Hayak (Sorry I like Mexican food )
and finally the Nut shot (Pain is fleeting but disfigurement is forever )

I'm married, so it may as well be the nutshot. I've still got a face to hurt.

I just assumed she would be the one doing the shooting. Who else knows me well enough to want to take a shot at me?

Same here, except I'd like them to happen independantly. I'd like to focus all of my attention on my one shot with Salma without getting shot and hit in the face. Could ruin the mood.

Or if ABBA isn't your thing there's the American Girl movie or the Sex and the City movie to choose from as well.

I'd like to be shot in Hawaii. Might as well make a vacation out of it.

I've taken more nutshots in my life than faceplants. Truly I was ahead of my time as most of my childhood, if filmed, would have found its way onto Break.com or AFHV. I tried walking across bike racks, with foretold slip. I've performed wheelies on my BMX bike in the rain, had the grip slide off the handlebars resulting in a truly solid crushing via hard plastic seat. At the height of my idiocy I dodged the tennis balls my father was hitting against a practice wall then been mesmerized by one hit straight center mass... watched it the whole way from the racket to my sack and couldn't move a muscle until I crumpled to the ground.

I'll take the sack for $200, Alex. They'll grow back eventually.