Carnival rides: Yet another sign of getting old

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Well, it's official. I can no longer ride any of the 'spin and puke' type rides at carnivals, amusement parks etc. without getting sick. We went to the county fair last night and I rode probably one of the more milder types of these rides, the Tilt-a-whirl. I've never had problems riding one of these in the past.

I was feeling OK until about halfway through the ride, then the good 'ole nausea started to set set in. I made it through the ride without hurling but felt like crap the rest of the night. The only other ride I rode was the Ferris Wheel and that was only because our 5-year old begged me to.

Any other goodjers here have rides they can no longer experience without getting sick?

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I too have a tragic story involving carnival rides but it all I knew my wife loved me.

When I was living in southern California I use to take my wife to the carnival where it showed up. Once taking a trip to a mini-golf place called Castle Park in lovely Riverside, California. I decided to go on a few of the heavy rides. The first up of course is one of my favorites GRAVITRON! While riding this I always get a little messed up but it wore off quickly, then after that we head straight to Thunderbolt! Big mistake, after getting off this one I was completely messed up and my mouth was watering a sure sign of impending doom. But because I was newly married and didn't want to embarrass my wife I soldiered on. Thinking I could just suck it up after going on an easy ride I suggested the swings instead of the tilt-a-whirl. But being a thoughtful husband I sat in the swing behind my wife instead of next to her, just in case.

At first my idea was working, I was calming down, my stomach felt semi-normal again, then the swings started tilting along with going round and round. My stomach was going circles, I was on the brink of puking my guts out all over hundreds of people. By shear will alone I fought the urge to let go for what seemed like hours.

The ride stopped, I quickly unbuckled myself and started staggering toward the exit thinking there would be a nice trashcan there... but there wasn't, quickly looking around I spotted one lurching toward it while resisting the urge my wife asked me whats wrong? I knew if I opened my mouth I would loose it, so I just pushed her back to arms length and pointed at the trashcan in the distance. But my wife didn't understand she just kept getting closer to me and putting her arm around me and saying are you alright? As I lost control I shoved her back and puke my guts out not 6 steps from the swings! The kids started laughing at me about puking on the swings and to make matters worse I drank about 40 gallons of fruit punch in the morning so my rejected breakfast was tinted bright pink.

As I was retching I looked over to see my wife deciding if she should stay or go, this is when I knew she loved me. She came over, helped me up and shielded me from the heckles of kids as we made our way out of the park never to return......


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Wow castle park. Small world. I used to go their often, and I mean often. We would drive up from Elsinore to spend the few dollars we had to play games there. When I went it was the Tyler mall next to castle park, not the Galleria.

Back on topic. I cant ride most "thrill rides" anymore either. They make me feel sick. I dont like to be spun around anymore. I dont want to be accelerated to 1,400 mph in 0.3 seconds upside down in the dark with a fog machine and techno music blasting in my ears.

I still like the rather traditional roller coaster, but thats about it.

I loved the crazyiest rides possible when I was younger, but not so much anymore.

Kind of sucks getting old, but its going to happen.

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The Space Needle restaurant in Seattle. Now I don't get motion sickness, but sitting by the window of that spinning restaurant for some reason got to me. Didn't even get to finish my steak. Fortunately the bathrooms don't spin (and it was only nausea, I was able to keep everything down).

Can't say it's a sign of getting old though. It was almost 10 years ago.

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I love roller coasters, thrill rides, and all that jazz, but the stupid Tilt-a-Whirl and the Tea Cups have always put my stomach in my throat.

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I've never been able to handle rides at the fair. Even regular old swings bother me these days, which I suspect might have something to do with my gimpy ear, but I'm not totally sure. The bumper cars got a good workout when I visited the carnival

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When you said getting old in the title i immediately thought: Getting older means you don't appreciate the rides anymore - which is the case for me. I never had any problems with motion sickness of any kind but over the years i find amusement parks less and less appealing because the rides are just stupid most of the time.

Getting older means getting more grumpy.... i think i'm a ways off that yet though

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WineGlass wrote:
I love roller coasters, thrill rides, and all that jazz, but the stupid Tilt-a-Whirl and the Tea Cups have always put my stomach in my throat.

Yeah, what he said. Tea cups have been my demise since I was a kid. The only other ride that gets me, is the one that's a tube where everyone stands around it, and they start it spinning, eventually dropping the floor with everyone stuck to the wall.

No problem with anything else, just keep me away from the spinnies.

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I can ride all the ridiculous spinning rides I want, but I'm still only 25.

That said.. I've never been able to ride rollercoasters of any kind without spending the entire ride focusing on suppressing the urge to gag and then urk my lunch over the side of the coaster. The stuff that just slings you around really fast doesn't bother me in the slightest, but as soon as you combine a good solid sense of vertigo with all that slamming around I can't do it.

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Duoae wrote:
When you said getting old in the title i immediately thought: Getting older means you don't appreciate the rides anymore - which is the case for me. I never had any problems with motion sickness of any kind but over the years i find amusement parks less and less appealing because the rides are just stupid most of the time.

Getting older means getting more grumpy.... i think i'm a ways off that yet though

Oh, I appreciate the rides. The reason I decided to ride the Tilt-a-whirl in the first place was mainly due to nostalgia. The mind is willing and all that.

And I still love roller coasters and have no problems riding them. Hopefully we'll be heading to a day at Indiana Beach before the kids go back to school.

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Spinning doesn't effect me at all, I even recover from being dizzy easily.

What does get me, however, is free-fall. I don't even get nauseous, I get terrified. I dunno what it is, I'm sure I have plenty of reasons to be terrified of falling, but I can't really narrow it down. My worst story, however, is the exact opposite of Pharacons.

Going to the State Fair for my then-girlfriend's birthday. Being a large-framed guy, I don't easily fit into a lot of rides, and she was giving me hell for "ruining her fun". So, finally, I decided to ride on the viking ship ride. For those unfamiliar, it swings back and forth, vertically. Eventually it gets up to a right angle, and swings through 180 degrees. There are two sections of seating, facing towards the middle. (The end result being it looks mirrored about the centerline) So, I got on, picked a seat right in the middle, and off we went.

It wasn't too bad at first, I was a little freaked out, and a little paler, but not too bad. Then it picked up speed. Now, I'm really pale anyway, but I was about as white as someone could possibly get. The people in front of me were facing me, and they were concerned I was going to spew all over them. It probably would have been better if I had been able to speak, to say "I'm not ill, at all. Just terrified."

What seemed like hours later, (The longest minute and a half of my entire life thus far.) I finally stumbled off the ride. The first thing my ex said? "Why am I even going out with you?". That's when I knew she needed to go.

Fortunately, my current girlfriend has the same vulnerability to falling as I do.

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The county fair starts here this coming week, and I'm uncertain how I'm going to do it. My son got a taste of the rides last year, and I found out I no longer can survive them. We rode several spinny rides, and I did okay, but then we got on the Zipper, and when I got off of it, I was done. I did not regain my center of balance for 4-5 hours, and there was no way I could get on a similar ride without puking my guts out. I staggered around for the rest of the night, but fortunately, he was content to do "lesser" rides with one of his friends. I don't think I'll be as fortunate this year.

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What does get me, however, is free-fall. I don't even get nauseous, I get terrified. I dunno what it is, I'm sure I have plenty of reasons to be terrified of falling, but I can't really narrow it down.

Fortunately, my current girlfriend has the same vulnerability to falling as I do.

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I have never been able to handle the spinning rides, even when I was a kid. I've never puked, but I always get off feeling worse than I did when I got on.

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I can still handle the traditional roller coasters and rides but can no longer do the loops. Getting old sucks. I mean seriously sucks. Your bones start creaking, you can't see in the dark, and you have to go to the eye doctor to get fitted for reading glasses. My advice to you young people is to go out in a blaze a glory at 35 or so.

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Ok, off on a tangent for a bit, your regularly scheduled topic will return after these brief messages...

Doscounting the barf-o-matic effect of rides with aging, one thing about carnivals and faire's I dont like is the cost.

I took my two girls to the Del Mar Fair in San Diego last year and to ride a few things and run through the spinning house with stange mirrors and the shifting floor was like $50.00. It was so FN expensive I couldnt believe it.

I live fairly close to Disneyland, Knotts Berry farm and a few hours from Six Flags - Magic Mountain (in California, duh). Its just crazy expensive to go to these places. Then you throw in kids and eating and the filler activities (games and such) its racks up easily to be a few hundred dollars for a day.

Now since I dont go to these places without kids, now I play the parent role. So other than cost what I dont like about amusement parks is the huge crowds and the long lines for rides while usually standing around outside when its too hot to be outside.

Its another one of those "getting old" things, I dont like being in crowds, outside, standing around in the heat while paying large quantities of money for the "fun" of it. Yea, I go for my kids, but you likely couldnt catch me dead near any thing like this otherwise.

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I can still take carnival rides, I just haven't felt the need to after looking closely at the construction and operation of those things throughout the year. I treasure safety, portable carnival rides are definitely not the best things for safety.

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My mortality has affected my enjoyment of these things more than queasiness. My wife has the worst motion sickness ever created, but we went to a conference together several years ago and they rented the entirety of California's Great America. We rode every ride they had and loved it. But they had one, Flight Deck, that I swore was defective and about to break. Whether by design or whatever, it clanked horribly -- seemingly on our vehicle, of course -- the entire way up the initial hill. I spent the entire ride staring at the connectors wondering which one was going to give way and when, trying to calculate our terminal trajectory once we departed from the rest of the ride. That was it for me.

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I can still handle the traditional roller coasters and rides but can no longer do the loops. Getting old sucks. I mean seriously sucks. Your bones start creaking, you can't see in the dark, and you have to go to the eye doctor to get fitted for reading glasses. My advice to you young people is to go out in a blaze a glory at 35 or so.

Sadly most of these whippersnappers might not get the reference...

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Who wasn't excited seeing the newly commissioned Logan 6, anyway? Time to renew, bitches!

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What does it say for the young among us that get that immediately?

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That you REALLY need to get out more.

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Well, I knew that. Then again, here you need a ring of sustain intelligence to do more than get the paper, so it's to be expected.

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Sadly most of these whippersnappers might not get the reference...

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I've never enjoyed the rides, I end up feeling like I'm paying to be given whiplash and get mad as hell. By the time I step off I'm ready to deck the guy running the thing.

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RichyRambo wrote:
Sadly most of these whippersnappers might not get the reference...

Had Logan known that within another decade his hairline would have receded three inches and that he'd feel the urge to pee about 40 times a day because of his now overactive prostate, I doubt he would have run so quickly from Carousel.

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I actually beleive the book Renew was 21 and the movie it was 30.

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Duoae wrote:
When you said getting old in the title i immediately thought: Getting older means you don't appreciate the rides anymore - which is the case for me. I never had any problems with motion sickness of any kind but over the years i find amusement parks less and less appealing because the rides are just stupid most of the time.

Indeed. That's not the ravages of old age. That's wisdom setting in. When you're young you can ride on fast moving rickety things that are maintained and operated by alcoholic drifters without batting an eyelash.

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Getting older means getting more grumpy.... i think i'm a ways off that yet though

Geesh, you meen I'm going to get more grumpy? I'm like 10 EXP away from being a hermit as it is.

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