An intelligent commentary on the presidential election from Kentucky

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So I was driving home from Borders today and I saw this. I laughed out loud and also felt... pity I guess, despair over this is the state of the voting public.

Here is a far away shot so you can see how it was positioned, on the gate of a lawn company's equipment trailer.

Here is a close-up shot.

I am not sure what this was even supposed to mean. Uncle Tom? How does that equate to Muslim? The guy also had a smaller version in magnet form on the side of his truck door.

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When we were in idaho visiting, there was a billboard:

You may not like Sen. John McCain
But he's the only thing standing between
the U.S.A and Barack Hussain Obama

And I just shook my head. Eastern nebraska (Lincoln and Omaha, actually respectably sized cities.) are strangely empty of crap like that.

Seriously though... buisness-owning fail. Of an epic level.

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Pure class.

I like the subtle layers in the message -- they pronounce him an uncle Tom, but are letting the readers to figure out for themselves that he's also a shadowy muslim terrorist figure. Also, they used a comma!!

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Your far away shot makes it look like it's on your windshield, which had me a bit frightened, then I realized the perspective.

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If Obama is an Uncle Tom, wouldn't that be a plus in a racist's eye?

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Stupid racists FTW!

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Bear wrote:
Stupid racists FTW!

removed the redundancy for you

Fletcher wrote:

Wear the Filthy Skimmer badge with honor. For we have all, at one time or another, been filthy skimmers. And it is our brotherly duty to remind each other, that although the path of the skimmer is quick, it is also treacherous.

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The thing I love the most about all this thinly (or in most cases, not at all) veiled racist bullsh*t ist hat they can't even get their stuff logically cohesive. I doubt this particular one even knows what a "Uncle Tom" actually is. But then again, i'll bet he thinks Obama is a Gay Muslim Fundamentalist.

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It's just sad. Not that Obama is a Muslim, but is a Muslim REALLY that bad? No!

I guess this is the slightly more socially acceptable version of "do you want a N***** for President?!!?". Sad and disgusting.

Reminds me of PA's sig, "You can't fix stupid."

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Is this making the argument that radical Islam has become the defacto ruler of America? If so, are they proposing that Obamas stance of open diplomacy and negotiation, that he is betraying his fellow Americans, the "slaves" of Islam? Intriguing...

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MaverickDago wrote:
Is this making the argument that radical Islam has become the defacto ruler of America? If so, are they proposing that Obamas stance of open diplomacy and negotiation, that he is betraying his fellow Americans, the "slaves" of Islam? Intriguing...

That's the most accurate interpretation of this that I've seen yet. I mean, really, we're doing exactly what Bin Laden wants, so maybe he really IS in charge .... And that would mean Obama would cooperate with Bin Laden to perpetuate our ... slavery?

Nah, still doesn't work. Dude is retarded.

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Me too!

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I was thinking about this a bit more. Looking at the sign it obviously wasn't done by the guy in his garage with a box of Crayola's and some construction paper. I wonder who is printing these billboards of brilliance?

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It's just a banner on the back of a utility trailer. It can be done by a single person in an office with the right equipment, so I don't think we should be looking for the conspiracy of fat cats bankrolling Obama Libel just yet. This is on the same level as the local batsh*t holy roller with bible verses printed on a dirty van telling you you're going to burn for being a whoremonger.

What, you guys don't have one of those?

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buzzvang wrote:
It's just a banner on the back of a utility trailer. It can be done by a single person in an office with the right equipment, so I don't think we should be looking for the conspiracy of fat cats bankrolling Obama Libel just yet. This is on the same level as the local batsh*t holy roller with bible verses printed on a dirty van telling you you're going to burn for being a whoremonger.

What, you guys don't have one of those?

Though this might be true, it strikes me as exactly the sort of thing we have come to expect of folks like Karl Rove and T Boone Pickens.

There is only an up or down--up to a man's age-old dream, the ultimate in individual freedom consistent with law and order--or down to the ant heap totalitarianism,... those who would trade our freedom for security have embarked on this downward course.

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Aetius wrote:
MaverickDago wrote:
Is this making the argument that radical Islam has become the defacto ruler of America? If so, are they proposing that Obamas stance of open diplomacy and negotiation, that he is betraying his fellow Americans, the "slaves" of Islam? Intriguing...

That's the most accurate interpretation of this that I've seen yet. I mean, really, we're doing exactly what Bin Laden wants, so maybe he really IS in charge .... And that would mean Obama would cooperate with Bin Laden to perpetuate our ... slavery?

Nah, still doesn't work. Dude is retarded.

Dear God! For a minute I thought you were being serious...

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Dezlan and buzzvang make me wish ALL the replies in this thread had been pictures.

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Though this might be true, it strikes me as exactly the sort of thing we have come to expect of folks like Karl Rove and T Boone Pickens.

Seriously? The banner's a little low rent to be attaching boogeymen to it. The graphics guy at the local beer distributorship could do better.

Oh yeah, check this out. All I had to do was google "repent or burn in hell van"

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I'll have to ask my wife what full caps "WHOREMONGERS" on the side does to resale value...

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LilCodger wrote:
I'll have to ask my wife what full caps "WHOREMONGERS" on the side does to resale value...

Depends upon who you sell the van to.

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Tkyl wrote:
LilCodger wrote:
I'll have to ask my wife what full caps "WHOREMONGERS" on the side does to resale value...

Depends upon who you sell the van to.

I wonder if it's possible to drive ironically.

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I parked next to it at Home Depot one day. It's covered in that garbage. The driver's side door says, "Donations Accepted (Give to Driver)"

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buzzvang wrote:
I parked next to it at Home Depot one day. It's covered in that garbage. The driver's side door says, "Donations Accepted (Give to Driver)"

Great. An angry, judgemental beggar.

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Great. An angry, judgemental beggar.

Hey, give him some credit, he is very forthright about his judgments.

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MaverickDago wrote:
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Great. An angry, judgemental beggar.

Hey, give him some credit, he is very forthright about his judgments.

Can you spare a dime, you hell-bound whoremonger!

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LilCodger wrote:
I'll have to ask my wife what full caps "WHOREMONGERS" on the side does to resale value...

Just white out over everything except "WHOREMONGERS" and BAM! - you've turned it into a shaggin' wagon.

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Is "WHOREMONGERS" any relation to Bang Bus?

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That's just depressing.

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Though this might be true, it strikes me as exactly the sort of thing we have come to expect of folks like Karl Rove and T Boone Pickens.

Seriously? The banner's a little low rent to be attaching boogeymen to it. The graphics guy at the local beer distributorship could do better.

Oh yeah, check this out. All I had to do was google "repent or burn in hell van"

It looks like he's playing a PSP.