Name my parrot!

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We got a parrot recently and we can't think of a proper name. She is a Solomon Island Eclectus so a Pacific islands or Hawai'ian name would be nice. Here's a photo:

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Pocki!

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Sally or Mandy she reminds me of a salamander... don't ask why :/

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Redrum.

Then when she learns to say her own name she can scare the sh*t out of people lol.

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Bram or Zanzibar.

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Or, you could always go the obvious route and name her Dead, if that wouldn't be too morbid.

When someone asks you her name, you say "This parrot is Dead" and the parrot would reply: "No, I'm just resting. RAWK!"

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She's totally a Beatrice.

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clover wrote:
...is a Solomon Island Eclectus...

Name her Grundy.

Even better if she were born on a Monday.

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She's cute. I vote for Polly Toothrot.

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Grenn wrote:
clover wrote:
...is a Solomon Island Eclectus...

Name her Grundy.

Even better if she were born on a Monday.

Seconded. Grundy it is.

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Hmm... I had thought of naming the bird using one of the languages from the south Pacific but if you translate "parrot" to New Zealand Maori you get...

käkä

I don't think you want to name her that for somewhat obvious reasons.

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These are good.

I would recommend...

Lemon (tell everyone she used to be yellow and see if they believe you)
Guntz (all around great name)
Fairy Princess (if it takes you too long to pick)

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Eric.

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She strikes me as a Carmen

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Judge_Digger wrote:
Hmm... I had thought of naming the bird using one of the languages from the south Pacific but if you translate "parrot" to New Zealand Maori you get...

käkä

I don't think you want to name her that for somewhat obvious reasons.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Eric.

All pets should be named Eric.

My pet's name is Erik!

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E Hunnie wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
Eric.

All pets should be named Eric.

My pet's name is Erik!

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I want to third Pocki.

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Beaky McFeathercock. Or Eric.

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Got another one.

f*cksh*tcocktit!

Be sure to teach it to blurt it's name all the time.