The most indescribably bad game trailer ever made
Wednesday, July 16th, 2008 - 11:53pm
I'd swear this was some kind of asstacular fan made trailer, but it's the real deal.
Duke Nukem Trilogy for the DS/PSP
Holy freaking crap.
My days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle.
Whoa!
My Gamercard
Hah, I was just watching that with a friend. I had a private bet with myself as soon as I saw your title that it would be Duke Nukem.
We were laughing about the same stuff. Terrible, yet slightly awesome
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That made me laugh. Four minutes of some of the best gameplay footage I have ever not seen!
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And it just went on for FOUR MINUTES! Oh the humanity!
"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is kind of stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey
What the hell did I just watch?
"PEACE ON EARTH. GOOD WILL TO MEN. PUBLIC SHELTER. ADMISSION 50¢"
What the f*ck.
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I thought it was kind of them to include a HD version so we could get a real good look at all those nitty gritty details. A rarity for portable game trailers.
My days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle.
Whoa!
My Gamercard
LOL. Nice.
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I honestly think a 5 year old with ADD could have created something better than this in an afternoon.
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Hey, wasn't that voted best gameplay video at E3?
Oh my God... I loved that. I just laughed so incredibly loud that I woke up the entire household...
I cannot believe I live in a world where people got paid to make that... Where a meeting was held to storyboard it out... Where artists designed the logos & gas mask pictures... Where musicians wrote the music and inserted sound clips... Where
producers brought all that work together into a grand 4 minute opus of Marketing 101-isms.
What's even more incredible is that inevitably, all of those people, all of those... wonderfully "gifted" people probably got together, watched the final product, uncorked some champagne and celebrated their astounding success at making something so completely useless.
So now that my flashing-graphic induced heavy metal seizure is over, where can I preorder it?
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OMG HELP. I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING. SEND REINFORCEMENTS.
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I want that game! I can just picture myself playing it and the fun I'll have.
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I think they could have made it a little more obvious as to what each of the games were called, and perhaps indicate as to whether they might form some manner of on-going trilogy....
The best bit was when the guns were shooting the logo...
Oh, how i laughed...
Of - power - insessantly
Plagued - by - malefisense
Doomed - to - insidious -
Death - is - he - who - breaks
this - monument - i - prophesy
Screw you all I feel just like in the 90's =D
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Those are 4 minutes I'll never get back. Rockin' tune though.
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My days of not taking you seriously have certainly come to a middle.
Whoa!
My Gamercard
Hoo boy, that was freaking awesome! No really man, it's so bad.. it hurts! All we needed is that Poochie character from the Simpsons rapping to it, then it would be complete!
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It would have been respectable [overlook-able] enough if it had been compressed into about a 25 second clip - 4 minutes of that, though? Balls, and lots of 'em.
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Would you say... BALLS OF STEEL?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IE3KdcTgrno
edit: probably nsfw audio...
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Having worked in game development, I can guarantee you it was one guy doing this, probably given two days notice and nothing but whatever marketing scraps they had on their system. He was probably a junior designer who made the mistake of putting up his hand when the boss asked if anyone knew how to use Adobe Premiere. He probably busted his ass working through the night to get it done by E3 and he knows exactly how bad it is.
I feel sorry for that guy, but at the same time, man, this is hilarious.
Brilliant!
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That had about the same effect on my brain as a bottle of cheap tequila, and with none of the pleasant side effects...
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Duke Nukem Trilogy: Now with Pyro!
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I loved it, I really did, although I did forward the stream to see what else there was, and I loved the ending even more.
I don't watch, I interact!
The king is dead. Really, he is.
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What in the fething hell did I just watch?
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Well, the Megadeth was nice, but holy crap was that an awful trailer.
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That was so bad, it's freaking hilarious. I laughed out loud for the whole damn thing.
I keep on hoping that there's going to be some sort of in-game footage, cinematic, or anything other than the titles and some poorly made sprites...
I am hoping that this is a joke
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