+1 Goodjer, Time TBD (Updated+Pictures)

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As some of you know, my wife and I are expecting our first child.

My wife has been in the hospital for a couple of days while the Doctors monitor her blood pressure, which is a bit high...some protein in her urine sealed the deal: they are inducing tomorrow AM.

My wife is at 38 weeks, so barring any complications, sometime tomorrow, maybe Friday, Olivia Grace Whitaker will be born.

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Awesome man, all the best!

My wife and I welcomed our first on June 8th

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Grats!

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Congrats, mateo!

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Congratulations!

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Congrats, man!

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Congratulations, Mateo! Best wishes to all three of you.

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That's awesome mateo!
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So you're up for G+B on Friday, right?

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Congratulations!

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Congratulations.

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Congratulations! My 10 week old daughter's named Sylvia Grace. She's perfect. I predict good things for your kid...

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Congratulations to you and your wife! Also, belated congrats to indy and his wife/partner!
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Awesome!

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Kudos!

Best wishes, and don't listen to some of the parents you know who delight in trying to scare you about how horrible parenthood is.

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Congrats man!

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Congratulations! Enjoy your nigh unlimited supply of smiles and poop!

Hope your day is easy...

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Nice! Hopefully she doesn't dally

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Congratulations Mateo!!
I sincerely hope your daughter will begin sleeping through the night sooner, rather than later!

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Congrats, mateo! I hope everything goes smoothly.

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Best wishes & Congrats!

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Sweet! Sincerest congratulations. Girls love their daddies, by the way. It's a universal axiom .

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All the best to the both of you!

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Gratz man!

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Whee! My Wife was induced at 38 weeks as well. They're pretty much done at that point, anyways. My son was almost too big to be born without a c-section at that age. My wife is pretty petite. The nurse said "well, at least it wasn't a c-section" to which the doctor replied "It might have been better if it had been". We went through 2 units (rolls, whatever they're referred to as) of sutures. This is while I am waiting until AFTER your daughter has been born to type this.

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Congratulations! I hope you guys have an easy labor and when she's here, that you get some sleep once in a while.

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Pics or it didn't happen!

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Awesome!

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Congratulations all around!

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Welcome to the Goodjer baby club!

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+1 Goojer? Doesn't that imply that the child will immediately be both a gamer and employed? I must say, that's pretty awesome!

All kidding aside, congratulations to you and your wife (mostly your wife, she's doing all the work, but you can bask in the congratulations splash damage)

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