Crossing the Streams

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Why shouldn't I cross the streams?

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Because it results in full protonic reversal. Everyone knows that.

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Also, in Cop and ½ it makes for an awkward scene between a small boy and Burt Reynolds.

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Because you aren't wearing the right shoes...your feet'll get soaked.

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You shouldn't even be looking that way, never mind crossing the streams.

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Sometimes you may want to cross the streams.

But most importantly, if someone asks is you are a god ... You say YES!

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Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

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HantaXP wrote:
Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

That's "bad." Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks HantaXP.

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Tell him about the twinkie.

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Why worry about the streams... Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back...

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It's just occurred to me this movie is nearly a quarter-century old. That's pretty incredible.

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Because it's pretty gay, dude.

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Don't look into the trap.

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I looked into the trap, Dezlen!

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I looked into the trap, Dezlen!

Nobody steps on a church in my town!

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Aim for the flat top!

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Because it's pretty gay, dude.
I think that's crossing swords, unless there is some R. Kelly action going on.

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Ignore boogle, his PCs have hookers inside of them.

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Who or what are you crossing the streams with? The public is dying to know!

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Tell him about the twinkie.

What about the twinkie?

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Let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.

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That's a really big twinkie

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Everything was fine, until d*ckless, here, turned off the power grid.

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Dezlen wrote:
Everything was fine, until d*ckless, here, turned off the power grid.

Is this true?

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Grenn wrote:
Dezlen wrote:
Everything was fine, until d*ckless, here, turned off the power grid.

Is this true?

BLESS YOU GRENN.

Yes. This man has no d*ck.

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Dezlen wrote:
Nobody steps on a church in my town!

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay Puft's okay. He's a sailor. He's in New York. We get this guy laid we won't have any trouble.

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I looked into the trap, Dezlen!

Did the trap look into you?

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So what you mean is Old-Testament, real wrath of god type stuff.

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buzzvang wrote:
So what you mean is Old-Testament, real wrath of god type stuff.

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

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Dogs and Cats lying together!

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ColdForged wrote:
Grenn wrote:
Dezlen wrote:
Everything was fine, until d*ckless, here, turned off the power grid.

Is this true?

BLESS YOU GRENN.

Yes. This man has no d*ck.

Well that's what I heard!

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We got the tools, we got the talent!

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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I know I'm not terribly cool