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So, I was flipping channels and came upon the movie Powder. It's about a number of things, but one of the big features of the movie is that the kid seems to attract lightning strikes like a rod. And this got me thinking.

Is there anything that has a larger disparity between Movie Version and Real Version, than lightning? I mean you can say that guns are portrayed unrealistically by hollywood, but at least they shoot bullets that kill. Hollywood films seem to have universally agreed that getting hit by lightning is A) no big deal, B) actually quite refreshing, and C) likely to confer unto you powers of the super-de-duper variety. Really? I would be horribly offended by that, if I was someone who had just spent the last eight years trying to re-learn about to speak, after a freak lightning strike. Like, what if someone made a movie about how malaria can make you fly?

Then on came a commercial for the new Hulk film, and with these thoughts in mind, I saw the same thing. What if some old lady who someone survived on the outskirts of Hiroshima, dragging a body that will never fully recover from the radiation poisoning she barely even survived, full of the memories of lost loved ones, goes and sits down in this new-fangled Hulk movie. And, what was it that gave him his powers? Gamma Rays?!?

I'm going to make a movie about how being beaten by an angry mob gives you laser-eyes.

I'm not sure if someone slipped some shrooms into my cereal today, or what. But I am tripping out, man!

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Is there anything that has a larger disparity between Movie Version and Real Version, than lightning?

In games, definitely Lava.

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Burton wrote:
In games, definitely Lava.

But you could walk in and out of lave in EQ and only take partial damage, that screams realism to me.

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Forget someone who got struck by lightning, imagine how offended Emperor Palpatine is.

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Morrolan wrote:
Is there anything that has a larger disparity between Movie Version and Real Version, than lightning?

Hmmm... how about space travel? Or gravity... black holes....relationships...women*....

* see Last Action Hero

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Duoae wrote:
Morrolan wrote:
Is there anything that has a larger disparity between Movie Version and Real Version, than lightning?

Hmmm... how about space travel? Or gravity... black holes....relationships...women*....

* see Latex Suction Heroine

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Koning_Floris wrote:
Duoae wrote:
Morrolan wrote:
Is there anything that has a larger disparity between Movie Version and Real Version, than lightning?

Hmmm... how about space travel? Or gravity... black holes....relationships...women*....

* see Latex Suction Heroine

I was so tempted to finish that line with ..... A GHOST!

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?

The same thing that happens to everything else.

Can't blame Hollywood for the Hulk, really. Back in the day, superhero comics were turning to every ridiculous thing they could think of for origin stories. Radiation was the new, weird, unexplained thing that the average Joe was just learning about with the start of the atomic age.

You know what else has a big movie disparity?

Zombies.

They're not really as cuddly and lovable as they appear in films.

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See, there is this thing called "symbolism." Symbolism is a way of substituting mundane, concrete objects, people, or actions to represent something else, often a more vague or less intellectually clear concept. Symbolism can also be a magical doorway into a story that explores the referenced concept or the interplay between the concept and the symbol.

Most polytheistic pantheons include a deity, usually a more powerful if not most powerful god, who carries a spear that often also takes the form of a lightning bolt. Especially inasmuch as gods are often presumed to hang out above the Earth, the lightning bolt becomes a symbol of the interaction of the divine in the mundane world. When lightning strikes a human within such symbolic context, the lightning is often symbolic of direct divine interaction with the individual human. Lightning radiating outward from a human is similarly seen as a benediction or curse transferred from the originating person to the receiving person or people. The symbolism also suggests a certain godlike quality in the originating person.

The Hulk's gamma radiation, in coming from a science experiment gone awry, is a symbol of the unknown power that humans explore and experiment with in their quest for knowledge. The symbolism is explored in greater depth throughout the course of the Hulk comics (and to a lesser extent in other Hulk stories), though the confrontation with secrets beyond Dr. Banner's human control very clearly serves as a trigger for an encounter with the Nietzschean abyss.

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See, there is this thing called "symbolism."

I'm pretty sure it's symbology.

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1000 points for the Boondock Saints reference.

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Mr Crinkle wrote:
1000 points for the Boondock Saints reference.

Shouldn't it be around 10,000 for reversing the quote? I mean, that takes balls.

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Are you calling me a cripple, Morro?

At first I thought you were going to ask if cripples attract lightning. Kind of disappointed that you aren't curious.

My foot is all manner of screwed up and I haven't gained the ability to go invisible. Again, kind of disappointed.

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wordsmythe wrote:
A bunch of stuff I didn't read

I'm sick of you and your smarty smart thinking words.

I just want to go on believing that if I I can simply find the right blend of natural disaster/insect bite/man made chemical I too can be a super powered freak. So shucks to all of you all who want to take that away from me.

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Dr.Ghastly wrote:
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See, there is this thing called "symbolism."

I'm pretty sure it's symbology.

Symbology would be a system of symbols or the study of symbolism.

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I just want to go on believing that if I can simply find the right blend of natural disaster/insect bite/man made chemical I too can be a super powered freak.

Dude, go for it.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:

Zombies.

They're not really as cuddly and lovable as they appear in films.


Well sure, when they're not wearing their restraining collars. Otherwise they're as cute and playful as kittens.

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Vic, you've bought into the Hollywood Lie Machine.

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wordsmythe wrote:
Beyond Good and Evil wrote:
146. He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

...which is really kind of a dick move on the part of the Abyss...

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wordsmythe wrote:

Beyond Good and Evil wrote:
146. He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

That would seem to be kind of a dick move on the abyss' part, wouldn't it?

EDIT: I'm sorry, I've forgotten who had that in his/her sig, otherwise I'd give them due credit.

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doubtingthomas396 wrote:
wordsmythe wrote:

Beyond Good and Evil wrote:
146. He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.

That would seem to be kind of a dick move on the abyss' part, wouldn't it?

EDIT: I'm sorry, I've forgotten who had that in his/her sig, otherwise I'd give them due credit.

Certis' sig from what Nyles said.

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rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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Hmm... I wonder what symbolism does sound in space carry?

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It symbolizes how badass explosion noises are.

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The Hulk would have been boring if he merely died from radiation poisioning. Then people would request their money back in droves, leading to the disallusionment and subsequent boycot of movies as a whole. This would then lead the entertainment industry to fold leaving a void of money for the IRS and one of amusement for the american populace. People would start playing Pogs again out of sheer boredom which would then increase the deforestation of the brazilian rainforest. Oxygen levels would drop and Carbon dioxide levels would increase removing more of our ozone causing the polar ice caps to melt faster and turn this world into the one depicted in water world, but worst of all Al Gore would be right. All because Hollywood was truthful for once. Is that what you want?!

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wordsmythe wrote:
I'm here to ruin your fun!

See, there is this thing called "symbolism."


Gamma rays
Cosmic rays
Nuclear explosion
Radiated spiders
Nuclear waste
Alien super science
Ancient gods
Magic
Genetic mutation

Sometimes it's symbolism; sometimes it's a desperate flailing to find an origin story that hasn't been done a million times before.

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Dr.Ghastly wrote:
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See, there is this thing called "symbolism."

I'm pretty sure it's symbology.

So funny, I thought of the same thing when Word busted out symbolism.

sssssssssssymbolism

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wait, someone of a forum dedicated to people who play games that allow you to be a superhero or slaughter thousands of underlings while raiding a fortress so they can pick up magical slippers is complaining about a movie being unrealistic?

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Sometimes it's symbolism; sometimes it's a desperate flailing to find an origin story that hasn't been done a million times before.

Admittedly, some are easier to explain than others.

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