New Martial Arts Toy
Thursday, June 19th, 2008 - 9:07pm
It's quite simple - a weapon you can carry anywhere without raising suspicions. An unbreakable umbrella. Down, Shiho, down! 
Extremism in the defense of liberty *is* a vice. It has been since the first Crown Loyalist was tarred, feathered and set afire, and it's no better now. It corrupts first the individual, then ultimately the institution it defends.
Hmm. I actually need a new umbrella.
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I suppose it doesn't claim to be usable as a weapon, but I use a Senz. I bought it within seconds of seeing the hurricane simulator video.
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Bet I can break it.
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This thing has already been advertised in publications like Black Belt for years, in fact. With that same very picture of a gentlemant standing on an umbrella spanned between two chairs.
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Jet Li will have a field day with this one.
"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is kind of stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey
Much of that has already been done in Iron Monkey.
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Am I the only one that read the thread title as "marital toy" and through "ooo, kinky"?
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Take a simple metal honing bar and that is all you need. The ancient samurai used to carry items like this. Beyond remember that YOU are the weapon and that anything outside of you is only a tool.
"Beware the angle of my bow."
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Nope, which is the only reason I'm posting here.
That being said, this thread does not deliver on my poor reading comprehension skills.