AoC: Conan for Dummies, background reading

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Certis just confided in me that he has no soul. He's never read any original Conan. So here you go:

The Coming of Conan (Amazon)

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Queen of the Black Coast (or here, formatted)

In my opinion Black Coast is the archetypal Conan story. Published in a true Pulp - Wierd Tales - in 1934, it's got all the memes. Chapter 2: The Black Lotus is in my opinion him at his best, and it includes this amazing little piece of Conanary:

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Let me live deep while I live; let me know the rich juices of red meat and stinging wine on my palate,
the hot embrace of white arms, the mad exultation of battle when the blue blades flame and crimson, and I am
content. Let teachers and priests and philosophers brood over questions of reality and illusion. I know this: if
life is illusion, then I am no less an illusion, and being thus, the illusion is real to me. I live, I burn with life, I
love, I slay, and am content.

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This is my favorite

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Not just Conan I love this collection. As it has Conan and well as Kull and a few other great Howard Characters.

It also has my fav Conan story "The People of the Black Circle."

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WiredAsylum wrote:
Not just Conan I love this collection. As it has Conan and well as Kull and a few other great Howard Characters.

It also has my fav Conan story "The People of the Black Circle."

I am readinging this collection now and it is a good read of his works.

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rabbit wrote:
The Coming of Conan (Amazon)

I picked this book up a couple weeks ago. It has some amazing stories. A really good read, especially if you have never read any Conan.

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I have like 50 Conan books I've picked up recently that I am reading through.

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I wrote up something for the "Fantasy novels: where to start?" thread a while back about the Conan books. Reproducing it here if folks want to get into the lore behind the game. These are great reads!

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I think il dottore asked about the Conan books early in the thread. I hadn't seen anyone speak about them at all so I thought I'd chime in. I've read all but one of the original Robert Howard Conan books within the last year.

The Coming of Conan The Cimmerian
The Bloody Crown of Conan
The Conquering Sword of Conan

The books are essentially a collection of short stories about Conan. There isn't really a chronological order to any of it. The stories in these 3 books are presented in the original form in which Howard wrote the stories (some versions written around the 80's took the original content and changed it around a little). They are listed in order (books 1, 2, & 3) but you can pick them up in any order.

It's interesting to note that the Conan stories are some of the very first stories written in the "sword and sorcery" genre. The first Conan stories appeared in Weird Tales in 1932, which pre-dates even the Lord of the Rings. In some ways there are elements of these stories that we might consider "unrefined" by fantasy standards today. But considering that in many ways the Conan stories are essentially the genesis of the genre, it's inaccurate to call them unrefined.

Conan is a very simplistic, visceral character. He is cunning in the sense that his instincts are sharp and brutal. His character is a very enjoyable read for me. There isn't a whole lot of room for BS with Conan. He'd rather dive headlong into battle with a blade swinging in a barbarian fit of rage than arrange a complicated subterfuge or play the "Game of Houses" (to quote a Jordan term). It's actually comical when you read some of the stories when Conan is the King of Hyboria. He literally thinks to himself "How the hell did I end up like this...?" Conan solves his problems with the application of honed steel.

Howard himself is an interesting figure. He suffered from chronic depression throughout his life, ultimately leading to his suicide in 1936. A terminal illness that his mother suffered from ultimately fractured him to the core. After being informed that she would never regain conciousness he walked out to his car and shot himself. When asked about his inspiration for the Conan character, Howard claimed that he didn't make up these stories, he just wrote them the way Conan told him to write them. He said that at times he felt that Conan was actually standing behind him as he was writing the stories, making sure he didn't get them wrong.

All told I highly reccomend the Conan stories. The fabric of the stories weaves a fascinating and imaginitive canvas. Even if there is a bit of hero worship within them it's forgivable. Forget Arnold Swarzeneg...however the heck you spell it. Howard's Conan is the orignial vision and is an unforgetable character when you're introduced to him.

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I have never read any either. Let me check out the Queen of the Black Coast. Surely it is all blood, gore, and bad-assitude.

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Let her slim hand move toward the jeweled dagger in her girdle, and a buffet of his open hand would stretch her senseless on the deck. Yet in his heart he did not fear; he had held too many women, civilized or barbaric, in his iron-Chewed arms, not to recognize the light that burned in the eyes of this one.

"You are no soft Hyborian!" she exclaimed. "You are fierce and hard as a gray wolf."

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DeepSea gives good treatise.
What I liked most about the books is how intelligent Conan is. He picks up each language to which he is exposed, he makes good logic based on evidence. In AD&D terms, he is an all 18 character rolling 20's all day. What a life.

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I read the 3 part series "A Soldier's Quest" and that's been my introduction to the AoC universe. Plus it made me really want to be a conqueror as that's what the main character's class would be.

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wickbroke wrote:
DeepSea gives good treatise.
What I liked most about the books is how intelligent Conan is. He picks up each language to which he is exposed, he makes good logic based on evidence. In AD&D terms, he is an all 18 character rolling 20's all day. What a life.

hehe that made me giggle. My friends and i used to argue about what stats fictional characters would have. Conan had 18's except a 16 in wisdom

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This reminds me that TSR published a short-lived Conan RPG years ago. I wonder if my copy is still sitting in storage.

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All I've read of Conan so far is the book rabbit linked to. But I would also recommend the latest Dark Horse run of Conan comics. I've read the first three trades so far and they're pretty good. I haven't read all of Howard's Conan writings so I can't say if all the stories in the comic are his or not, but the one's that I recognize translate well to graphic novel.

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Yeah, the Kurt Busiek/Cary Nord Dark Horse trades are well worth getting. I'd definitely recommend them.

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