13 yr. olds + Video Games + Hookers = $30,000 tab
Tuesday, May 13th, 2008 - 11:16am
I think this is my favorite part of the story.
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Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
EDIT: Llink to article added
LiquidMantis wrote:
Wow. Only GWJ can take a thread on bar bathroom girl-on-girl cheerleader action and turn it into man-on-man geek action.
My favorite part:
The children are our future.
Chumpy wrote:
I'll bet Dad wasn't even upset.
"Way to go, Son!"
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That is hilarious.
Unfortunately, if I slash my wrist with my lightsaber it cauterizes instantly. - PurEvil on emo Star Wars plots.
If they were playing hide the salami sure, but not for Halo.
LiquidMantis wrote:
These were the best parts!
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Yes.
Also, strippers are not allowed in Dorms.
Nazis I tell ya.
*Legion* wrote:
My buddies bachelor party we hired 2 strippers and made them play MTG with us and drank.
It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Pharacon wrote:
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Oh, my. Like this doesn't smack of bad parenting.
It's a funny story, but it's published without any sources on a non-news site. My money is on it being fake.
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Sounds like it was ripped straight out of The Onion.
Psychotic Foreign Teenage Chicks are so hot. - Legion
...they can also come bathe in the glorious, healing light of my Johnson. - Prederick
At 13 he pays for 2 hookers, and he wants to play Halo with them? I do not even know where to begin with how wrong this whole situation is.
No kidding! At the very least, a little finger ==> butt action.
LiquidMantis wrote:
We call that stinky pinkie in these parts.
If it is not in the Code of Conduct it should be, but in these here parts it's "finger -> butt"
The earlier "finger ==> butt" is an acceptable replacement.
Fletcher wrote:
If they told the police that they weren't just playing Halo, guess what would've happened.
Nobody really knows what went on in there.
I Want To Believe.
He has the makings of a bright political future. 13 and already creating scandals.
Also, if I remember my early teens right, if I'd had the balls to steal my dad's credit card and order hookers, it wouldn't have been so they could play halo with me. Granted, my intentions still wouldn't have come to fruition as I'd have most likely done something else to totally humiliate myself.
I wish I had the ability to cause wacky hijinks like this when I was little.
Oogaba.
I wish we had credit cards where I was little.
Correct, and no credible news outlet has picked up the story even though it's a couple of days old. You'd think at least one Texas newspaper would pick it up.
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It does seem pretty fake. But I wouldn't be surprised if the story was true.
It's gonna feel like you took a tray full of cookies and BAKED THEM UP IN YOUR ASS!!!
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No Jack Thompson outrage -> story is fake
money.co.uk is a semi-skeezy front for a domain trader. According to WHOiS they're a front for a Verio, Inc.
Duoae wrote:
"When Master Chief armed his grenade, I was in the back of an overturned Warthog having sex with two hookers."
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Hell yeah. What are they going to say?
"Yeah, so we f*cked these 13 year olds, but we didn't know they were underage!"
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Not to mention, when was the last time you saw a minor's name released when the story involved a crime of some sort?
Still funny, but only because I've known a number of guys that I could easily see being that naive when it comes to girls.
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*Legion* wrote:
His name is listed as Ralph Hardy. Of course, his buddy is not named. Neither are the hookers. The officers are not named. The author of the story is not named, and there is not even a byline at all. Zero Texas newspapers carried the story, and it would be huge news.
The odds of this story being legitimate are about 1000 to 1. That's probably generous.
But it is still funny.
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What, that wasn't a common excuse when you got caught as a kid? If you guilt your parents hard enough, they think twice before pronouncing punishment. It worked better for kids whose parents were vying for their children's love.
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Epic Fail.
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Guys, just to make it clear, this is a hoax being perpetuated to drive traffic for ad impressions to a huge domain trader/ad farm.
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