Obligitory Spawning Thread

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Minase's picture
Location: Seattle, WA

Zoe arrived on May 4th, 2008. At delivery she was 7lbs 7 ounces, 20 inches long and very cute.

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West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide! Congrats!

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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Location: Ohio

Awww, Just awwwww, that's all I got.

I hate you soo much Phil Collins!

something about the frank, unprovoked admission of assault with a deadly weapon tickles my funny bone

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Those hands are huge!!!

Congrats, she's cute and healthy. Hope you stay sane.

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Location: Oregon

This thread is lacking something. Oh, I know:

"I'm absolutely retarded. Not 100% sure why." - atom
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Location: Pangea

Good for you guys. Congratulations!

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Location: Uhhh..... Long story....

I was with dhelor there when I saw the title.

She's gorgeous! Congratulations to you and your wife.

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Crouton wrote:
The upside is that these problems are potentially soluble.
Like the wicked witch of the west?

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Location: The Holy! City, OH

Congratulations to you both.

Much cuter hats than we get around here. Cute little girl too.

Yeah, the perspective is off a little. At first glance, I saw her hand, and my brain went "It's as big as my face!!!!"

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Location: Watauga, TX

Congrats!

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Congratulations!

I'm an Uncle!!! -8/20/07

I buy even though I have 2 of them. I likey the Snakey. - Scrub, I'll leave it to you to guess what this is about

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Location: The Wet Coast

I took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on.

She's adorable. Very pink.

Elysium wrote:

Personally, I like the guy who appears to be pushing the toddler toward the bat.

Danjo wrote:
I'm partial to that Derek Smart looking f*cker who approves of the situation smugly.

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Location: Heading back to Baldur's Gate...

Vector wrote:
I took me a few minutes to figure out what was going on.

<slow loud speech>
His wife gave birth to a small baby, and he posted here (with a picture) to tell us about it and show her to us.
</slow loud speech>

Congrats, Minase! Enjoy your enforced nighttime wakefulness.

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Congrats!

I always like when baby's make the "Seriously?!" face, whether it's "I preferred things in my old apartment" or "Why did I have to stop drinking for you to flash that thing in my eyes?"

rabbit wrote:

Wordsmythe is my hero.

1Dgaf wrote:
Then again, it's easy to be funny online.

bnpederson wrote:
I'm just upset at being removed from your sig.

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Location: Seattle, WA

OK, I changed the title. When you've been up for that long, crappy comic book characters from the 90's don't really enter your mind.

Thanks for the kind words! Yes, her hands are not really that big. Here's a little perspective:

And here's the picture that I'm showing her before her first Prom:

I never minded piracy. Anyone who minds about piracy is full of sh*t. Anyone who pirates your game wasn't going to buy it anyway! -Warren Spector

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Location: New York, NY

Congratulations!

A nice cute kid and a wonderful name to go with her!

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Location: Cary, NC

A Firefly ref or unrelated?

Congrats!

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Location: Rochester, NY

She looks like a baby Elton John in those yellow sunglasses. And with hands that big she should be a natural on the piano.

Congratulations.

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Vector's picture
Location: The Wet Coast

Now I can't thinking about salmon spawning!

Doesn't deminish the beauty of your baby. Again, congratulations.

Elysium wrote:

Personally, I like the guy who appears to be pushing the toddler toward the bat.

Danjo wrote:
I'm partial to that Derek Smart looking f*cker who approves of the situation smugly.

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Congrats, Minase! Is she your first?

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Location: Seattle, WA

Quote:
Congrats, Minase! Is she your first?
Yes, first baby. It took over a year of trying to get to this point, so we're thrilled to finally have her.

I never minded piracy. Anyone who minds about piracy is full of sh*t. Anyone who pirates your game wasn't going to buy it anyway! -Warren Spector

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Location: Yorkshire, UK

Congrats man. If this is your first, life gets really weird from here on in. If not, you still have shellshock anyway. Enjoy it either way!

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Location: Heading back to Baldur's Gate...

Minase wrote:
her hands are not really that big.

She should be palming melons with mitts like that!

Don't you understand, Cliff? We put a chainsaw on a machine gun! That's it! It doesn't get more awesome than that! We've peaked, man! We've peaked! - ctrl-alt-del on Gears of War 2

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Location: Middle Tyriazeroth

For a "spawning" thread there's a disappointing lack of pr0n. This thread does not deliver!

Grats!

Your Quote Here!

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indy's picture
Location: Ann Arbor, MI

Congratulations! We were considering Zoe too. As a father with a 3-day head start on you, my advice is... I don't know. I'm too sleep deprived.

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Location: Seattle, WA

Quote:
Congratulations! We were considering Zoe too. As a father with a 3-day head start on you, my advice is... I don't know. I'm too sleep deprived.
You may already have read it, but if you haven't, get The Happiest Baby on the Block. I can't recommend it highly enough. PM me if you need to talk to someone about any trouble you're having.

I never minded piracy. Anyone who minds about piracy is full of sh*t. Anyone who pirates your game wasn't going to buy it anyway! -Warren Spector