My girlfriend has been complaining that she doesn't see me enough, mainly because she'd rather have me change my schedule to match hers than change hers to match mine. My problem with that is that she works from home and has not a single reason to not change hers other than "I don't want to" and changing my sleeping schedule on my weeks off never really works and always f*cks up my week, and that she'd see a lot more of me if she'd check her myspace and facebook less and actually suggested things to do together. I'm perfectly happy eating breakfast while she's having dinner, but for the next two months, it won't be an issue.

I'm getting moved from nights to day until (at least) the beginning of July. Normally I work a 7 days on, 7 days off (a Thursday to Wednesday week), 5pm-5am shift. Come 5/17, I will be working a 5am-5pm shift. I'm most likely going to hate it (I am NOT a morning person, and I'm going to have to start dress "nice," since, on nightshift, no one cares what you wear), but my girlfriend will love it. There's nothing I can do about it though (short of quitting). They need some of the normal dayshift people to help set up a new location, so I get to do what they normally do until it's up and running.
Cons:

• Dress code.
• Mornings.
• The sun. During the fall/winter, I could go entire weeks without having to see it, and liked it that way.
• Having to look busy for management even when there's nothing to do except wait.
• Potentially less time spend reading the forums, since I do most of my reading/posting while I'm at work, and one of the daytime manager's a jerk about things he doesn't like (if it doesn't involve Survivor, hunting, fishing, hiking & camping, it's stupid and a waste of time).
• Potentially a slightly smaller paycheck. Last time I was on dayshift, I got to keep the nightshift differential, but haven't heard whether or not I'd get it this time.

• Girlfriend happy. <- Most important.
• Mother happy. She's never understood that I LIKE being awake at night.
• Brother less likely to think I'm a vampire and threaten stake me if I couldn't prove I wasn't (actually happened).
• Finally going to be awake to play Sins with other Goodjers.
• Able to play TF2 on Stan's during my work week. This depends on how early it starts, since I'll be going to sleep around 9pm EST on weeks I'm working.

Now to convince her that "likes to look at boobies" != "wants to cheat on her".