Game Secret The Second

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Cool. I like the MGS one the best.... mainly because i've started doing the same for 360 titles, ready for when i have a 360

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Why does the "I like to watch them sleep" picture look like a bunch of guys surrounding a girl on the bed in an intimate RPG circle jerk? I like the Assassin's Creed one as well.

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kilroy0097 wrote:
Why does the "I like to watch them sleep" picture look like a bunch of guys surrounding a girl on the bed in an intimate RPG circle jerk?

Three of those characters are female... can women do that?

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Really liked the Witcher one. I'm a sucker for that kind of deep sh*t, though.

The Baldur's Gate one is hilarious.

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These are brilliant people, just brilliant.

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Duoae wrote:
kilroy0097 wrote:
Why does the "I like to watch them sleep" picture look like a bunch of guys surrounding a girl on the bed in an intimate RPG circle jerk?

Three of those characters are female... can women do that?

Heh I didn't notice. And to answer your question... it's technically possible.

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DAMN you internet, for making me know that kilroy is correct. Know for a FACT.

/suicide.

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kilroy0097 wrote:
Why does the "I like to watch them sleep" picture look like a bunch of guys surrounding a girl on the bed in an intimate RPG circle jerk?

And look, Minsc is already tired.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
kilroy0097 wrote:
Why does the "I like to watch them sleep" picture look like a bunch of guys surrounding a girl on the bed in an intimate RPG circle jerk?

And look, Minsc is already tired.

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Thank you internet, for letting me know that kilroy is correct. Know for a FACT.

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They're all brilliant, but the Mechwarrior one wins the post for days.

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I love the HL2 one, it's brilliant and would make an awesome poster. I also loved the Mechwarriror one, Assassin's Creed and The Witcher as well.

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My favorite was the TF2 one.

I can only imagine what the medics thought after the spy was revealed.

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Yeah, if we were handing out prizes, the Mech and Gordon would win my votes.

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rabbit wrote:
Yeah, if we were handing out prizes, the Mech and Gordon would win my votes.

I smell a contest ?

Zenke or anyone else have another Risk: Black Ops lying around or any some other prize?

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These are great. Between this and the poetry yesterday I continue to be delighted and amazed by the creativity of this community.

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The one about getting drunk and kicking ass speaks to me.

All this science I don't understand. It's just my job five days a week.

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I think I'm holding my last copy of Black Ops in reserve for the annual fund drive (grin).

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Screw the annual fund drive. I call dibs.

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Trogdor lol.

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The Witcher one is downright poetic.

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Damn, I just notice the Valkyrie logo in the "V" for the Payne shot.

Pretty swank.

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My favorite is the Assassin's Creed one.

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100% Win on the mech one. That need to be on a t-shirt, or at least a bumper sticker maybe.

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Kolbo wrote:

I smell a contest ?

Prize-winner gets to sit-in on a podcast, but only if he can take the top spot in a game of free-for-all Halo/CoD4/whatever!

You know, just to bring up that idea from this week's podcast.

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I thought the air guitar one was freakin hilarious.

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The Witcher one wins it for me, with the Mech one being a close second. All are excellent.

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Another excellent batch. I love the creativity and sensibilities of the community members here.

Classy stuff, really guys.

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This batch wasn't as good. I think I like the Gordon Freeman one best though.