Ever served on Jury Duty?
Wednesday, April 30th, 2008 - 10:50pm
I just got done with 8 days of joyous service in US Federal Court. I got chosen as primary juror(jury foreman). The most stressful part I felt was when I handed the verdict to the deputy to hand to the judge to read, and then one of the clerks read the verdict out loud. For info on the case go to www.startribune.com and look up Robert B. Beale.
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Yeah, I served on jury duty in, if I remember correctly, 2003. Only sat on one case, though, and it was a civil matter. Technically, I probably shouldn't have, since I was friends with the plaintiff's son from high school, but I didn't recognize the name until partway through the trial. Wasn't an issue in any case.
I've kind of been wanting to do jury duty again. I wonder if it's possible to voluntarily sign up for it...
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When I was 18, I served on a civil trial where a woman was suing after a car accident that she claimed greatly exacerbated her diabetes and affected her ability to work. It was kind of like stumbling around in the dark. The defendant never disputed the accident and the plaintiff wasn't asking for any kind of car repair payments.
Two months later I was called again to serve, despite state law saying no juror can serve more than once every 2 (I think) years. It turned out to be a computer error, the first of its kind.
Second time I was called, just a few years ago, it was the same day my mother got called. So we hung out in the juror waiting room for a while and then we were all dismissed and considered to have served. We ate lunch at a Chinese place I used to frequent back when I was working in downtown Raleigh.
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I served on a civil trial for 5 days. A guy had his leg smashed between two forklifts. He was standing on a loading dock next to one forklift and another one backed up at full speed into him. He was suing the company that leased one of the forklifts because a co-worked had cut the back up beeper because it echoed loudly in the warehouse. Technically the company that leased the forklift should have kept the machine maintained and fixed the cut back up beeper. The main issue was only one of the three forklifts were leased, and they couldn't prove the one that hit him was the leased one. The only witness who testified that the forklift that hit him was leased was also fired from the company for stealing merchandise. It also took a year for the lawsuit to be filed and the forklift had already been returned and repainted, so there was even no way to identify it (no one wrote down any serial numbers immediately after the accident).
I felt really bad for the guy, but his lawyers couldn't prove the case.
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er wait and he was suing the forklift rental company and not the company he worked for?
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My wife recently served, and it made me all the more afraid of juries.
It was a civil trial, with a woman claiming some sort of neck injury due to a car accident. According to my wife, both lawyers seemed rather incompetent, but it seemed quite obvious to her that was an attempt at fraud. However, the rest of the jury wanted to award the woman an obscene amount of money, and not wanting to leave sooner rather than later my wife gave in. Afterwards, the woman who's neck was supposedly so injured that she couldn't move her head had suddenly regained full movement and was practically dancing out of the courtroom. I'm not sure how she found this out, but apparently the defendant changed careers to become a fraud investigator for Geico because of the whole event.
I was called in once, to end up sitting in a room for a few hours with a bunch of people, finally to be told that the two sides had settled.
Though, this thread reminds me that I got a questionairre awhile ago that I threw in a pile of papers and forgot about ... that one that states you need to return it quickly or face the grave danger. Oops.
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I got close once. Usually I've been able to get out of showing up, but once I got called to the civic center (the very Marin County Civic Center used in such films as Gattaca), showed up in a suit and tie whilst carrying a copy of Thomas Friedman's "The World is Flat" that I was reading for a class, sat through the sappy video presentation about serving on a California only to find out that they didn't need anyone today. Good thing I'm self-employed, otherwise I'd be pissed. Well, kind of.
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I served but circumstances allowed me to go if, when I called the phone line, they called my number specifically, and not in a sequence (1, 2, 3), I had to serve. I have been called 5 times, and served 3 times. Never spent a day in court.
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I served on a civil trial where a guy was being sued by a law firm. Talk about depressing.
The whole time during selection I figured I wouldn't get chosen because the second they found out about my law enforcement background the lawyers would dismiss me. Just my luck to land on a civil case.
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I was on a murder trial 4 years ago, I hope to never have to be a part of something like that again.
Funny story about jury duty. My friend, a stupid friend, a pathological liar, dated this girl and, after about 2 weeks, thought, "hey, why not learn her last name and get married?" So he asked his brother to be his witness at the courthouse. While just hanging around in the lobby, the older brother saw his father. Turns out his father had jury duty that day. Father walks over to older brother and inquires why he's there. Older brother says he's there for younger brother. Father immediately asks "Is he in trouble? Are you here to bail him out or something?"
Older brother spills the beans, and a chat between father and younger brother confirms it. He asks his bailiff if he can go witness his son's wedding and gets permission. He introduces himself to the new daughter-in-law for the first time. After its over, he hugs younger brother and whispers "Why don't you bring your wife to dinner tonight so your mother can meet her?" It wasn't a request. Mom thought it was a practical joke for 20 solid minutes. Wasn't very happy when she saw the certificate.
The moral of the story is; parents, if you're at jury duty and see your kids milling around the courthouse, just wave and go into the juryroom where they can't tell you what they're doing.
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I had jury duty once and really enjoyed it if that's a proper use of the word. It's not like it was "fun" per se, but I liked being part of the process. Mine was a criminal trial and I had what had to be one of the Top 10 stupidest criminals ever. It was a grand theft auto case, but this moron didn't exactly steal a Honda or a Ford. Not good enough for him. My guy stole a Winnebego! Not exactly a vehicle that blends in with traffic. You'd have thought such a moron would have made a plea bargain, but he wanted his day in court. He claimed to have bought the thing for $2000 (even though it was worth over $100k), and couldn't produce a single bit of evidence that he actually did buy the thing. Of course the owner denied ever selling it and this guy was a pillar in the community, very believable. One question I never got answered was whether we (as jurors) could infer anything from evidence NOT submitted, or if we were limited to only that evidence presented in the courtroom. I was curious why the defense didn't at least present a statement from a bank showing a $2k withdrawal of some sort, but they didn't.
Anyway, it was an experience for sure (lasted 2 days) and took us all of 30 minutes to convict. And I did get to be the jury foreman!
I've served on one criminal and one civil jury. The defense attorney on the criminal case was comically incompetent. The civil trial settled. The judge assured us that even though civil trials almost always settle, we were an important part of the process.
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Yeah, I'm not sure if worker's comp exempted the company he worked for if that was a separate case. They never brought it up.
I've only served on one jury. Moving around every year or so makes it harder to get selected, I guess. I found the experience to be largely unpleasant, but I understood that it was my civic responsibility. It was a criminal case, a recently released convict pissed off his land-lady so she ratted him out for possessing a sawed-off shotgun.
The public defender was extremely young and extremely nervous. He didn't make a very convincing case. My clearest memory (this was about 15 years ago) was that even as a young man, I felt very confident that I could affect the outcome of the trial. No one really knew what we were doing, and a person with a little charisma and confidence could have led them in any direction he or she pleased. This was disconcerting.
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I got selected a couple of years ago, the last juror chosen for the case, lucky me!
It was a pretty serious criminal case, drugs, resisting arrest and attempted murder (the 18 year old kid was accused of threating or shooting at a cop). About an hour before I left for the court house on the first day of trial I got a call from the bailiff -- the kid took a plea. I was relieved. I wasn't feeling too good about the very real possibly of putting a 18 year old kid in prison for a long time.
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Had to go yesterday! Never called called up though.
They gathered a pool of over 275 citizens to fill 12 spots. Roll call took 2-1/2 hours. What an awesome way to spend the morning.
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Got called up back in college, but they sent it to an old address. By the time the letter made it to me, it was too late.
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I was almost empaneled on a Federal jury case, for some weird reason they made the whole potential jury pool listen to opening statements, then I was actual called up to the jury box, ask the questionnaire, but then for some reason the prosacution decided they didn't want me.
Must be that AA in Political Science, and all those law classes I've taken in college.
I know to much to serve on a jury...
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My wife got called once, but the trial would have taken place while she was in boot camp.
If I remember right, she still had to fight them a bit to let her off.
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I got called, went down to the courthouse and was dismissed 15 minutes later when they discovered the case they thought was a go, wasn't. Luckily my company pays for jury duty days, so ultimately it was an unexpected day off.
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I got called for jury duty a few years ago. We waited for an hour and a half for the selection process before learning that the judge had determined that there was some mixup with due process or something so we were all sent home. A few weeks later I got my fancy check for $6.35
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I was recently summoned but got out of it since I'm active duty military. I was just reading about the trial of that Beale asshole, though, and it seems like I might be missing out on something. Are you allowed to comment on it now? If so, I'm just wondering what you personally thought. I lean right and am philosophically predisposed towards tax rebellion, but then again, I pay my taxes and I'm no millionaire, so yeah, stick it to the man.
Anyway, care to comment on your experience?
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It's only during the trial that jurors are not allowed to discuss it.
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