The Top 5 Sexiest Game Characters
Saturday, April 12th, 2008 - 11:30am
Lara Croft
Gordon Freeman
Jade from Beyond Good and Evil
Agent 47
Dante from Devil May Cry
No Samus Aran in her 8-bit skivvies? A little Sam Fischer for ladies who dig the strong, silent type?
And Gordon Freeman? Captain Lou Albano as Super Mario had a better shot at getting lucky.
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I always liked Jade. Looks and brains in balance. But where's Nicole Collard from Broken Sword? Back in 2D days she was the sexiest lady in the games, French accent and all.
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Ok, it REALLY sucks.
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Hey, at least it didn't include Pyramid Head or Mario.
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I was going to nominate cloning clyde. The hospital gown thing is so unintentionally sexy.
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Hey, Pyramid Head has all sorts of sexy moves! (So NSFW)
At least they got Jade right, but where the hell is Cate Archer?
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Are you joking? Mossman was nicer than Alyx.
Hmm. I'd go with: (in no particular order)
Women:
Men:
Actually, men are very hard to pick out because most of the games i play as a man tend to be first person...
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I'm surprised no one nominated Tifa...so I will.
mmm...Tifa.
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Cate Archer--No One Lives Forever
Viconia--Baldur's Gate series
That these two were left out makes the list entirely invalid, damnit.
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Dude. Ditto.
Razor sharp wit, a crack shot, and smart enough to realize that wearing a leather bikini in the middle of an alien occupation is a bad idea.
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I agree with these sentiments 100%.
Also, Lulu from FFX -- I always had a soft spot for hot goth chicks. Flem sums it up best (NSFW):
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#1 - Viconia. She is and will always be the first girl I ever slept with.
#2 - Jade of BG&E.
#3 - Zoe from Dreamfall (not that emo April.)
#4 - Bastilla. I know I'm totally alone on this one, but she had a sexy English accent.
#5 - President's Daughter from Resident Evil 4. I don't care if she was underage. I'd do a mop if you put a plaid skirt on it.
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I like 'em feisty, so I'm going with
Jade
Last Handmaiden (KOTOR 2, aka Ms Glacial Blonde "let's practice fighting in the nude")
Lara Croft
Paine (FFX - 2)
Ashley Williams (well, I know she's up for a bit)
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Garret from Thief series. That man could sneak into any panties whenever he felt the urge.
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I thought I was the only one. I'd also pick Ashley from RE4. Ada Wong is also quite hot.
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Seriously, no Link? No Samus? Locke? Kain? Simon Belmont? The Prince from PoP: SoT? This list is clearly rigged.
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Dude, did you play The Longest Journey? April Ryan is awesome.
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Dante? WTF? Little emo bitch?
I'm kinda glad not to see any of the Soul Calibur or Dead or Alive ladies on there, though it seems to me if they're going to go out of their way to avoid calling giant floppy boobs "sexy" then Lara Croft, the grandmother of giant floppy boobs, has no place on that list.
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After giving it some thought, I'd go with this.
Women:
1. SHODAN (System Shock. Like she'd accept any other spot.)
2. Jade (Beyond good & Evil)
3. Cate Archer (NOLF 2 incarnation)
4. Annah (Planescape: Torment. Sheena Easton's voice makes me feel...funny.)
5. Nicole Collard (Broken Sword 1 incarnation)
Men. Damn, this was tricky. So many male characters are either personality vacuums or freakish testosterone monsters. At least on the PC, which is where I've done most of my gaming.
1. Garrett (Thief)
2. Canderous Ordo (KotOR)
3. Gannayev (NWN2: Mask of the Betrayer)
4. Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)
5. Patrick Galloway (Undying)
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Ivy!
She is so hot. Well, in the first SC.
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ALG, I'll just toss this out there, but in the few artistic representations I've seen of Garrett, he is not a pretty man. That's one of the reasons I thought he was such an interesting character; he doesn't have to be flawless in every way.
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I'd have to go with Lian Xing from Syphon Filter. She's cute and great with an MP5. What more could you want?
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When you have a voice like that, you don't have to be pretty.
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She is in TLJ, but not in Dreamfall. April in TLJ was a little bit of an air-head at the beginning, but was forced to grow up as the story progressed. That, combined with her super low-detail character model, kept her off my list. Zoe's better.
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I've gotta go with Manny on this one. I mean, LOOK at how well he pulls of his Casablanca suit:
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