Uwe Boll - Online Petition & Subsequent Video Response

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I'm suprised that no one has made a topic on this yet. Uwe Boll made a statement recently that if someone can get a million votes in a petition, he'll stop making moves - period. So, this peition went up and as of right now, it's got 151,536 signatures. Then, after seeing that so many people don't like this craptasitic movies, he came out this this priceless video response. Someone went ahead and made that pro-Boll petition and it's only got 562 votes.

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I already signed it the other day. Maybe I'll sign it again under one of my aliases.

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wow. I just watched it and I can't believe he would say those things. He comes off as a huge dick.

Really, if you have not seen it watch it, its only a minute or two.

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I saw this earlier today, but a was a little hesitant to post it. I've signed it, but don't expect him to honor his word if/when it does hit a million signatures.

[edit]

If you're still not sure as to whether or not he's a dick, check out this article over at wired.

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Poor Uwe.

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What a douche. I signed, but the bastard won't stop until he's dead. I've heard it doesn't matter how poorly the film will gross at the box office, the production company will still get reimbursed the full production cost by the German government (a law meant to stimulate the German film industry). If it weren't for that law, the bastard would've faded already...

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aparently it's a 20% refund, but still... We hate that guy!

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Interesting... Uwe Boll is a real-life troll.

... though I also agree with him completely about Michael Bay.

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I laughed my ass off. The thing is heaping with fake seriousness. He's teasing the Internet 'tards, and he's making himself a bigger and more visible name by playing into the Uwe Boll hate instead of getting butt-hurt and trying to downplay or hide from it. It was a troll indeed, and one so audacious that I would normally not imagine anyone being able to take it seriously, except I've been on the Internet.

jmdanny's Wired link is great. A guy that's that off the hinges would not be able to operate in professional life. It's an act. You'll note that Boll's antics have gradually grown to this level, very calculated. Funny how the actors don't tend to have stories about Uwe being an intolerable dick, often much the opposite.

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Huh, well, apparently there's another good reason to call him Toilet Boll. What a potty mouth that man has!

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Mine was signature 159,178. Not that I expect it to do any good.

He's got an easy out though. I noticed they validate your signature by storing your e-mail address. Through my domain I could conceivably create as many e-mails as I want! I don't even need to make the account as all bad e-mail goes into an alias rather than getting kicked back.

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Someone has re-edited his video and changed his topic.. somewhat.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45F_JxrNoq0 (Just like the original, NSFW for language)

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I signed, and my friends Turd Furguson and Assface McGee, each with startlingly similar email addresses, shall voice their opinions as well.

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And Michael Bay responds. Seems we got a lot of kettle-calling from a bunch of pots.

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...you are not able to make your mini dvd videos at home with ketchup and your little brother...

I don't know why but when he said this I loled so hard.

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Good lord why have I not seen this till now. Signed as number 168158.

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Uwe Boll says people are posting on that petition using multiple identities. He says Spielberg and Bay are doing it, because they're afraid of competition.

He caps it off with, "What jealous internet nerds and wannabe filmmakers are signing that petition?".

If there's anyone left who thinks the Uwe Boll persona isn't a big joke yanking on nerds' chains, I've got quite a bridge for sale.

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How big and what's the price?

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*Legion* wrote:
If there's anyone left who thinks the Uwe Boll persona isn't a big joke yanking on nerds' chains, I've got quite a bridge for sale.

Does it have trolls? 'Cause I can't be having goats trampling all over my bridge.

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215858 signatures so far. It needs to keep going!

Rat Boy wrote:
And Michael Bay responds. Seems we got a lot of kettle-calling from a bunch of pots.

(NSFW due to language)
http://www.actiontrip.com/link.phtml?http://www.movieset.com/postal

It may be the kettle calling the pot a damn cooking tool but I thought that link on that page was pretty funny.

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Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Uwe Boll is right about Eli Roth, even though Eli Roth is more talented and makes better movies, his movies are essentially the same damn sh*t every time.

Michael Bay sucks no question but he's clearly talented, just wish he could use that talent for good.

I think Boll is a horrible film maker, his movies have some redeeming qualities. They are typically bad enough to entertain, but overall he has the same problems Bay has with not being able to adapt source material properly.

That said, Uwe Boll has some serious talent as a marketer and producer. I also respect the fact he's batsh*t crazy

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I laugh my a$$ off everytime I see this guy talk. His films are horrible, vomitous trash, but it's pricelss trash--it sets the bar to new lows. I can't in good conscience sign the petition--the world needs its Uwe Bolls too.

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218,153 here.

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Hm, I have never seen one of his movies. Any recommendations of what to netflix if I want to see just how bad it is?

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nsmike wrote:
Hm, I have never seen one of his movies. Any recommendations of what to netflix if I want to see just how bad it is?

I've seen Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark, and they were terribly great. If I had to go with one, it'd be Alone in the Dark, though. And while your at it hit up some other Christian Slater classics, like Pump up the Volume and Untamed Heart.

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I will never forgive Uwe Boll for conning me into paying theatre prices to see House of the Dead. He actually incorporated the video game footage in his cutaways and random shots.

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Grenn wrote:
I will never forgive Uwe Boll for conning me into paying theatre prices to see House of the Dead. He actually incorporated the video game footage in his cutaways and random shots.

See, that's why he's brilliant! Who else would have thought of something so cheesy? The man is like a ripe Feta.

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Grenn wrote:
I will never forgive Uwe Boll for conning me into paying theatre prices to see House of the Dead. He actually incorporated the video game footage in his cutaways and random shots.

To this day, my friend and I still recount the time when we first saw this happen in the movie.

After the first video game clip appeared, we sat there dumbfounded. I leaned over to my buddy and whispered in an awestruck tone: "They did not just throw a clip from the game into the movie, did they?".

When it happened a second time, we just sat there and realized that we were watching something extremely "special". My favourite line from the whole movie:

"Hey guys, look! I just found this book. It looks really old so it has to be helpful!".

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=vgNeoMvC6hA <-- Hilarious.

I must see this movie. I know what I'm renting next time I go to a friends house...

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There is no movie that touches the pure brilliance of House of the Dead. It's that special kind of bad. He's just lame now, but House of the Dead is a must see.

BTW, I signed the the "keep on making movies petition" just to be a jerk. I'm number 2019 on that one.

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Uwe Boll asks to make a WoW movie -- DENIED
http://moviesblog.mtv.com/2008/04/18/uwe-boll-wont-ever-be-entering-the-...

Yeah, I saw this and thought about linking this in. It was surprising that Uwe would actually quote Blizzard's PR team as saying "we aren't selling the rights, and especially not to you!"