GWJ Vs. Control Point PC TF2 Slap Fight

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The gauntlet has been thrown. Wes Wilson and rest of his Control Point cronies have seen fit to toss some smack talk our way and challenge us to a friendly game of Team Fortress 2. I have accepted this challenge on behalf of the site. *glove slap*

WHEN: Wednesday, April 16th @ 8PM CST (subject to change)

WHERE: The Server we're playing on is CP Server #3, our clan server.
US Server (Clan Server): 8.9.31.45
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WHO: OK kids, here is the list, with backups. IF YOU'RE ON THE LIST AND YOU CAN'T MAKE IT THIS WEDNESDAY, SPEAK NOW! What was my criteria? Not telling. MWAHAHAHA!

Certis
Elysium
Rob (Gaald)
Thirteenth
Pharacon
Gumbie
Tempest Blayze
Boogle
Distantsound
Atlas
Tkyl
WiredAsylum

Everyone else who has graciously offered to join the fun will be held as alternates. Sticking around on Wednesday evening would be a good way to get in, we're bound to have some no-shows.

Before you can respond to this though, you must collect 12 donkey rectums. - Pyroman[FO] deflating all arguments.

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Wait! I burned my draft card!

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I post for consideration!

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Give 'em Hell boys!
I'd offer my services, but can easily name 8 Goodjers who surpass me in deadliness. It's on a night I can actually play, so you can put me down as an alternate if not enough people are available.

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I'm pretty freakin' deadly when my opponents don't know which way to point their weapon, which seems to be what CP is all about. Pick me!

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Location: Deep in the heart of Texas... Houston that is...

I for one welcome our CP overlords... wait no I think we will beat them like a red headed step child! I want to play


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i have invaded your forums to bring the smacktalk to your BOSSES AND INTERNS!!!!! im not sure if ill be playin you guys, but i could probably volunteer for the cleanup afterward, as you will have no one left to pick up the peices of your team.
although, i hear you ladies like to clean up, so maybe ill wait till you respawn.

TO ARMS!!!!!!

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Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

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I want in.

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I would like in as well.

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Sign me up

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I would love play in this match

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Location: Tennessee

Put me in Coach! I'm ready to play!

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I'd love to play.

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I definitely want in.

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nsmike wrote:
I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team.

Cool, I'm in.

Oh, you meant the GWJ side of the OO scrimmage. Yeah, well, nevermind then.

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nsmike wrote:
Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

i'd play, assuming you aren't going by these qualifications...

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I offer my Sasha to the cause.

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Quintin is both smart and attractive.

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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ukickmydog wrote:
nsmike wrote:
Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

i'd play, assuming you aren't going by these qualifications...


Ohhhh, sorry. You can't play if you're unable to use capital letters. It's an essential skill.

Before you can respond to this though, you must collect 12 donkey rectums. - Pyroman[FO] deflating all arguments.

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You have my sticky gun!

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I'll throw myself in for consideration though it shouldn't be hard to find a better soldier or medic. Especially since I haven't played in a month.

I really want to watch though. What was the conclusion on Source TV?

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Certis wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
nsmike wrote:
Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

i'd play, assuming you aren't going by these qualifications...


Ohhhh, sorry. You can't play if you're unable to use capital letters. It's an essential skill.

guess i'm dqed then

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If you need another player, I'd be down. My feeling won't be hurt if you don't pick me, but I might cry myself to sleep.

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Sally Struthers thinks I should play in the match. She needs work.

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*Snaps heels together*

I will lay down mein life to defend der Fatherforum if asked.

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I'd like in.

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awkward rules

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Location: Cedar Rapids, IA

I wouldn't mind kicking some ass and chewing bubble gum.

Oh darn, it appears that I'm all out of bubble gum.

Count me in!

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I'm in, if you want me. I am the AWESOMEST sniper EVAR.

Just kidding. My best class by far is Engineer and I'm pretty damn good as one, if I do say so myself. For situations when an engineer is grossly inappropriate, I tend to go pyro, heavy, or medic (in that order).

I don't play on jakelegg's server because it got too confusing keeping up with the changes and passwords when CP has a handful of servers that are always up and open. I do occasionally see another goodjer around though.

Need me?

NOTE: Not a doodle bug.

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I will second the vote for tempest, tkyl, Legion, pharacon, distant, atlas, and 13th being in it. I on the other hand won't be able to join, so do us proud Oh and cap a video of the thing, please!

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I would up for it, love to be in on it.