GWJ Vs. Control Point PC TF2 Slap Fight

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Certis's picture

The gauntlet has been thrown. Wes Wilson and rest of his Control Point cronies have seen fit to toss some smack talk our way and challenge us to a friendly game of Team Fortress 2. I have accepted this challenge on behalf of the site. *glove slap*

WHEN: Wednesday, April 16th @ 8PM CST (subject to change)

WHERE: The Server we're playing on is CP Server #3, our clan server.
US Server (Clan Server): 8.9.31.45
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WHO: OK kids, here is the list, with backups. IF YOU'RE ON THE LIST AND YOU CAN'T MAKE IT THIS WEDNESDAY, SPEAK NOW! What was my criteria? Not telling. MWAHAHAHA!

Certis
Elysium
Rob (Gaald)
Thirteenth
Pharacon
Gumbie
Tempest Blayze
Boogle
Distantsound
Atlas
Tkyl
WiredAsylum

Everyone else who has graciously offered to join the fun will be held as alternates. Sticking around on Wednesday evening would be a good way to get in, we're bound to have some no-shows.

Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles

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Location: The Basement

Oh I fear for us.

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Wait! I burned my draft card!

- Elysium

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Location: Monterey

I post for consideration!

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Location: Augusta, ME

Give 'em Hell boys!
I'd offer my services, but can easily name 8 Goodjers who surpass me in deadliness. It's on a night I can actually play, so you can put me down as an alternate if not enough people are available.

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TGIF
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Location: Riverside, California

I'm pretty freakin' deadly when my opponents don't know which way to point their weapon, which seems to be what CP is all about. Pick me!

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Location: Deep in the heart of Texas... Houston that is...

I for one welcome our CP overlords... wait no I think we will beat them like a red headed step child! I want to play

Xfire: Pharacon

Coffee Grinder

i have invaded your forums to bring the smacktalk to your BOSSES AND INTERNS!!!!! im not sure if ill be playin you guys, but i could probably volunteer for the cleanup afterward, as you will have no one left to pick up the peices of your team.
although, i hear you ladies like to clean up, so maybe ill wait till you respawn.

TO ARMS!!!!!!

MMMMAGGOTS!
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Location: Pennsylvania

Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

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Gumbie's picture
Location: Tennessee

I want in.

wordsmythe wrote:

Man, he's so awesome. I still love Dick.

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I would like in as well.

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DIE DUMBO DIE! I NEED A NEW CHESS SET AND CUFFLINKS!

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ranalin's picture
Location: Knoxville, TN

Sign me up

Gamer Tag: Rantyr

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I would love play in this match

Steam ID: DistantSound

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Atlas's picture
Location: Tennessee

Put me in Coach! I'm ready to play!

Give 'em Hell !!!

"Forgiveness is between them and God. It is my job to arrange the meeting." - John Creasy

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Tkyl's picture
Location: Somewhere under the rainbow

I'd love to play.

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Now imagine it's later in the evening and you're about to have sex with your girl. Suddenly she sits up, her boobies hanging out, and says, "Wait! We can't do it until you fling 10 cards into that hat over there!

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Location: Brooklyn, NY

I definitely want in.

Thanks for standin' still!

-XBox Gamertag: Tempest Blaze (Without the Y!)

Coffee Grinder
Location: Maine

nsmike wrote:
I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team.

Cool, I'm in.

Oh, you meant the GWJ side of the OO scrimmage. Yeah, well, nevermind then.

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Location: where uppercase letters go to die

nsmike wrote:
Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

i'd play, assuming you aren't going by these qualifications...

Steam ID: ukickmydog
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Location: Cary, NC

I offer my Sasha to the cause.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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ukickmydog wrote:
nsmike wrote:
Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

i'd play, assuming you aren't going by these qualifications...


Ohhhh, sorry. You can't play if you're unable to use capital letters. It's an essential skill.

Yeah, it's scary. I'm staring into the abyss right now, and it's staring into me, which I think is kind of a dick move on the abyss's part. - Nyles

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Location: Minnesota

You have my sticky gun!

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Location: Where The Line is a dot.

I'll throw myself in for consideration though it shouldn't be hard to find a better soldier or medic. Especially since I haven't played in a month.

I really want to watch though. What was the conclusion on Source TV?

JUST PUZZLED YOUR ASS UP, SON! -Mr Crinkle

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Location: where uppercase letters go to die

Certis wrote:
ukickmydog wrote:
nsmike wrote:
Minus the reserved slots for the podcasters, I nominate the best of the best from the OO scrimage team. And where the crap is Jake?

i'd play, assuming you aren't going by these qualifications...


Ohhhh, sorry. You can't play if you're unable to use capital letters. It's an essential skill.

guess i'm dqed then

Steam ID: ukickmydog
HL Stats: Stan's Lounge

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Location: NC

If you need another player, I'd be down. My feeling won't be hurt if you don't pick me, but I might cry myself to sleep.

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Location: Cedar Rapids, IA

Sally Struthers thinks I should play in the match. She needs work.

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*Snaps heels together*

I will lay down mein life to defend der Fatherforum if asked.

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Dr_Awkward's picture
Location: Pangea

I'd like in.

I wish it were time for Cheers. But it's not. It's time for vengeance!

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Serengeti's picture
Location: Cedar Rapids, IA

I wouldn't mind kicking some ass and chewing bubble gum.

Oh darn, it appears that I'm all out of bubble gum.

Count me in!

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Location: On a picnic, going "La la la!"

I'm in, if you want me. I am the AWESOMEST sniper EVAR.

Just kidding. My best class by far is Engineer and I'm pretty damn good as one, if I do say so myself. For situations when an engineer is grossly inappropriate, I tend to go pyro, heavy, or medic (in that order).

I don't play on jakelegg's server because it got too confusing keeping up with the changes and passwords when CP has a handful of servers that are always up and open. I do occasionally see another goodjer around though.

Need me?

NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.

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t0W's picture
Location: Ottawa, Canada

I will second the vote for tempest, tkyl, Legion, pharacon, distant, atlas, and 13th being in it. I on the other hand won't be able to join, so do us proud Oh and cap a video of the thing, please!

Your friendly neighbourhood hair splitting singularity.

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Tannhauser's picture
Location: The Old Dominion

I would up for it, love to be in on it.