Awesome hyphenated names
Friday, April 4th, 2008 - 1:39pm
Wow, am I ever juvenile, but I had real trouble not howling at the office reading these...
MechaSlinky wrote:
Duoae wrote:-on L4DDanjo Olivaw wrote:
Blurpty durpty durp.
Blorp glorp florp!
Exactly.
I must have been bitten by the juvie bug as well. Those are hilarious.
It's hard to believe that after all the Germans, Poles, Italians, etc. modified names decades ago, that names like Crapp, Butts, etc. still exist.
*Legion* recognizing greatness wrote:
Mrs. Wang-Holder is hot.
And since when was this:
Good enough writing for CBS?
NOTE: This is not a doodle bug.
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Pffft. Leno's been pointing this stuff out for years.
"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie
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come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
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'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce
There's a woman named "Crystal Butts" there. Simply fantastic combination!
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Porn Star?
edit: I don't get the "aikin-Johnson" one. What's so funny?
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Aching-Johnson. You know, they were married after Blue-Balls.
You of all people don't get Aikin-Johnson? What parallel dimension did I just slip into?
(I'm assuming you already read OG above ^^^)
*Legion* recognizing greatness wrote:
Ha ha ha
I guess the pronunciation threw me off.
The man wears a bucket of KFC on his head. I wouldn't expect anything less. - Pred
Further proof that somewhere deep down in my mind I'll always be twelve years old.
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This looks shooped. I can tell by the pixels and from having seen quite a few shoops in my time.
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Don't tell me about the photoshopping. Even if they're fake, I like the illusion.
The other factor people don't consider is what their initials become. I had a teacher in high school who got married during the school year. Her full, hypenated name became....
Natalie Ursula Townley-Smith
(N.U.T.S.)
The class couldn't stop laughing for the rest of the semister.
In a related vein, the state of New Hampshire issues your license with a pseudo-unique number consisting of your birthdate, an "index number" (ie, a counter to remind you how many times you've lost your license and/or to differentiate you from the other guy who has the same name and birthday as you), and a few initials from your name. The initials are the first letter of your last name, the last letter of your last name, and the first letter of your first name. For example, John Smith's license would read "SHJ;" my friend's name (edited to protect the "innocent") is S**** A*****s.
If I didn't drink, Crom would laugh and cast me out of Valhalla when I die. Peer pressure I can handle, but not when it comes from Crom. -Lobo
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