Elysium: Amazing in the Kitchen
Tuesday, April 1st, 2008 - 9:32pm
Before your minds head for the gutter 
, I'm actually referring to his astonishing ability to cook breakfast-type foods. He made omelettes, sausage and biscuits for supper tonight, and my omelette was so good that I almost cried. The man is a wizard of breakfast cooking. I figured he deserved some public recognition for this omelette - it was fantastic!
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I just can't resist saying that this put an enormous smile on my face. Nice job, Elysium!
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Were you crying because he was making it at the wrong time of the day?
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So you're saying Elysium handles his sausage quite well then?
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Poor Elysia. I for one, am all about breakfast at any time of the day. However, I do have one question. Was there sausage gravy involved with these biscuits? If not, then I'm afraid Elysium failed it just a bit.
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The only fine meal I learned how to cook before I got married (the first time) was omelette's. It served me well. My hat is off to you sir.
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My dad is the same way. He's great at breakfast foods. Holliday breakfasts always had great food.
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What the hell? You have to add Pizza in there. Man cannot live without being able to make good pizza at home!
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You haven't met my dad. He is the cook in the family. Stews, homemade chicken noodle soup, spaghetti, etc. Doesn't hurt that he worked as a cook for over ten years in various restaurants.
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SommerMatt, you forgot deep frying!
Fedaykin98 wrote:
Sounds like someone is going to be in the kitchen bright and early this summer when we come to visit!
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She also likes the way he butters her biscuits....
(I have no idea what that means, but it sounded dirty.)
Wizard of Omelette eh? Has a nice ring to it. In a breakfast wizardry kind of way.
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His real secret is the +2 Oregano.
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Fedaykin98 wrote:
Male cooking skills are always sorely underestimated. How many of the great chefs of the world are women? I can think of one, and that's including Monica from Friends. So there. Embrace your inner chef, I say.
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Words of wisdom. As Elysia has established, guys who can cook well* get major bonus points from any interested women. Try cooking your date a good meal (hint: Italian is ideal for this) and have an oven-warm dessert to back it up. This beats taking her out to a restaurant pretty much any day of the week.
*If you are the type of person that has difficulty making Easy Mac, well, stick to restaurants and/or practice when she isn't around.
so, the real question is.... when are we supposed to drop by, Elysium?
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Too bad it took him until supper to make it
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My cooking skills are limited to burritos and pasta. And by pasta I mean noodles with Ragu.
I am however, very skilled at washing dishes and lifting heavy objects. This seems to satisfy my SO, who does most of the cooking.
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I make the steaks, burgers, fries, and baked potatoes. She makes the tacos, omelettes, and desserts. The rest of the time, we each fend for ourselves.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
That's because it's been a boy's club for centuries. Women get to be cooks, but only men can be chefs. I'd agree that there are more world-famous male chefs at the moment, but the few women out there (say, Alice Waters, Cat Cora, Sara Jenkins) are just as talented, and they've had to deal with all the cook/chef B.S.
Elysium, if you learn to make crepes, even very simple crepes, you will get so much action it's ridiculous.
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Gee, with all this Elysium praise, you'd think he'd be here to bask in it.
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Well done, Elysium. Breakfast is easily the best meal to be good at! (Unless the people you're with don't 'do' breakfast, in which case they are evil!)
I am a breakfast-making legend among my friends. Whenever we have a late night (New Year's etc) and end up sleeping in the same house i'm always the first up to start serving up a treat.
Best breakfast (as standard though both types of pancakes can be ordered as well) toast, bacon, sausages, fried or scrambled egg, beans, grilled tomatoes or boiled tinned tomatoes, mushrooms - fried in butter, optional slices of cheshire or Lancashire cheese.
As a speciality i also do mushrooms grilled with cheese (cheddar or gruyere) and fried red peppers (the non-spicy variety).
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He's too busy cooking me omelettes.
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