April Foolishness 2008 Catch-All

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Location: Hitting. It.

Usually you're not supposed to believe what you read on the internet, but April Fool's Day takes that mantra to the extreme. Sometimes it's juvenile, sometimes it's funny, but most of the time it's a bit aggravating. Sometimes, though, there are a few gems, such as the whole Pandaren thing with WarCraft. Post such gems here. I'll start with the makeover that the Wookiepedia got. Good luck trying to translate all that.

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'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Location: Portland, OR

LOTRO is getting in on the action. I got a kick out of this:

http://www.lotro.com/article/521

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Welcome to the next free content update for The Lord of the Rings Online™! The Battle of Amon Hen brings a new race to the table with extra crispy new skills and features!

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Location: The Wet Coast

Starcraft 2's website had a expose on the new "Tauren Marine" but it's been taken down for now

McChuck wrote:

rabbit wrote:
Spaz wrote:
It's weird who you meat during ConSeason, aint it?

Paging douchebag community copyeditors on aisle 3. McChuck? Wordsmythe?

Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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Location: Dallas, TX

Pirate Bay is moving to Egypt.

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Location: Sweden

Try watching the featured videos at http://uk.youtube.com/

Some comic switch around:
http://www.questionablecontent.net => Dinosaur Comics
http://www.qwantz.com => XKCD
http://xkcd.com => Questionable Content

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Location: Inside.

Lego Halo in the April EGM.

That's all I've seen that hasn't sucked.

Hopefully, Still Alive from Portal as free DLC for Rock Band isn't an April Fool's joke, or I'll be very sad forever.

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Location: Cary, NC

Woot is having a fake wootoff. Selling the same item over and over and over...

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Quintin_Stone wrote:

I don't know, your husband sounds like a jerk.

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Location: Valencia, CA

Achieve360Points.com is available in a pinkish/purple skin. And only a pinkish/purple skin.

ThinkGeek is selling Super Pii Pii Brothers.

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German websites keep the retardation coming - just like every year - Microsoft to buy Sony (LOLROFLCOPTER etc. pp.) or Gears of War 2 being released on PS3, too (LOLERCOASTER!1) - have they not read The Gilbert?

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Location: IM IN UR FORUMZ, SPAMMIN UR THREADZ

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. YTMND IS DEAD.

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It has been a good four years, but all good things must come to an end and it is only fitting that YTMND be put to rest on its birthday. Most of you have seen this coming for a while now, I don't think my decision needs any explanation at this point. I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who has helped out and participated over the years. We had a good run.

OMG WTF?! ROFLCOPTER DOWN!! SEND LOLERFORCEMENTS!!

Also:

Destructoid is now Foxtoid News. And yes, I would pay to watch the O'RLY Factor.

TGIF
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Location: Riverside, California

Pioneers to the first Martian colony, sponsored by Google and Virgin. Any takers?

"Three blokes go into a pub. One of them is kind of stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability." - Bill Bailey

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Location: Oregon

I'm highly anticipating what my brother's been surely planning. He gets my mom every year, even though she tries to prepare herself. He's such an evil bastard.

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Location: Winchester, UK

Blizzard have outdone themselves. Cleverly, they had an obvious joke, the bard hero class and one that I was personally very very very slightly taken in by until I got to the page, The Molten Core console game which would have been totally awesome as a concept.

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Location: Super cool treehouse of adventures.

Xfire is 1337.

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Location: South of I-10

I got rick rolled by Think Geek. I think I'm gonna go home now.

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Location: Away from light and sound, down stairways leading underground.

GameFAQs is rick rolling too, but as far as I can see that's all they are doing. They used to pepper their site will little pop-ups.

Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...

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Location: Portland, OR

Google will let you apply to join the first permanent human colony on Mars, and Gmail will now let you send emails to the past using an e-flux capacitor.

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Location: Boston

Gmail is now letting you backdate your emails with the new Custom Time feature.

Bah, need that feature for the forums. I need to move this post back 3 minutes.

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Location: Helsinki, Finland

That Molten Core page is excellent. Gotta love the concept art vs. screenshots.

The free Space Hulk remake guys, Teardown (http://www.teardown.se/), made an announcement that they had gotten the okay from THQ to return to work after their initial C&D letter. Sounded plausible and certainly the kind of thing I wouldn't post as a joke if I was actually wrestling with the issue. Rock Paper Shotgun were not amused, having reported it.

I hate April Fool's. This morning I wondered for a moment whether our foreign minister had actually been fired over suggestive SMS text messages sent to an erotic dancer or not. (He had:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7323940.stm)

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Location: Dallas, TX

Xbox Live - The Boardgame

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Location: Winchester, UK

I assume everyone has seen the BBC flying penguins? It's extremely well done.

It will do good to heart and head
When your soul is in my soul's stead;
And I will friend you, if I may,
In the dark and cloudy day.
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Location: Pennsylvania

The Legend of Zelda

Coming to Theaters, April 1, 2009

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Location: Minneapolis

The Google Wake-Up Kit:

http://www.google.com/googlecalendar/new_wakeup.html

Pretty lame for a bunch of smart people.

"All that time you waste dating and having sex could be better spent scouring the web for new game developer press releases." - Quintin_Stone

Lord of the Rats
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Location: Hitting. It.

Mystic Violet wrote:
And yes, I would pay to watch the O'RLY Factor.

"Men like sex, thus boobies! Oogaba!" - dejanzie

"If ads put your sanity to the test
come on down to Rat Boy's nest!
light up a stogie, and soon you'll see
how rock can be commercial-free!

'I'd hit it!'" - HP Lovesauce

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Location: Cary, NC

jlaakso wrote:
That Molten Core page is excellent. Gotta love the concept art vs. screenshots.

Totally!

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

MMMMAGGOTS!
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Location: Pennsylvania

Rat Boy wrote:

That is made of pure win.

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MrDeVil909's picture
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

xkcd sends you to Questionable Content.

And the LOTRO gag also appears on the launcher window.

kuddles wrote:

The game could be Ray and Greg jumping out of the box and kicking you in the junk, and I'd still be on message boards defensively saying people were being too harsh on it.

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DudleySmith wrote:
Blizzard have outdone themselves. Cleverly, they had an obvious joke, the bard hero class and one that I was personally very very very slightly taken in by until I got to the page, The Molten Core console game which would have been totally awesome as a concept.

I laughed pretty hard at these.

Needz moar cowbell
Go cry, emo human

Good job, Blizz.

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Location: Edmonton, AB

MrDeVil909 wrote:
xkcd sends you to Questionable Content.

And Questionable Content sends you to Dinosaur Comics, which sends you to XKCD. I was so very confused this morning when my tabs weren't in the regular reading order, took me a moment to figure it all out.

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Location: Cary, NC

I didn't notice that XKCD had replaced Dinosaur Comics. I read them both and didn't notice the order. However, when I got to my XKCD tab and saw a comic I don't read, that's when I realized the old switcheroo.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

I stab at thee
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Location: Hell's heart

The Dwarf Fortress Wiki has a cute attempt.

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"We'll last longer than we will against that mother-in-law, and we might just take a few of them with us!"