Help With Scanner Problem (Hot Pic Included)

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I've been using the HP Photosmart C5180 since last summer. The scanner part of this all-in-one was rarely used. Yesterday I tried to scan some photos and, to my surprise, the image came out covered in a layer of black lines. I tried adjusting some of the scan settings and got the same result every time. Below is the scanner's interpretation of a blank page:

Any clarification and advice will be greatly appreciated!

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Your scanner's been infected with the meta-virus. Quit posting these pics or you'll kill us all!

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Nah, it's just turned itself into a telescope, that's all.

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Is it broken, or has it evolved into the greatest scanner ever made?

It's broken. I hope you're still on warranty!

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Yoyoson wrote:
Your scanner's been infected with the meta-virus. Quit posting these pics or you'll kill us all!
stupidhaiku wrote:
Nah, it's just turned itself into a telescope, that's all.
Certis wrote:
Is it broken, or has it evolved into the greatest scanner ever made?

If humanity has deemed itself unprepared to deal with such a powerful and versatile machine, I should probably go check out the warranty.

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Thirteenth wrote:
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Upgrade!

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Thread does not deliver said Hot Pic. I want my money back.

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This looks like hi-rez Matrix.

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My God, It's Full of Stars ....

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Wow. It's a schooner.

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Quote:
(Hot Pic Included)

Dear Sir:

I would like to register a complaint about this egregious false advertising.

Sincerely,

Malor

P.S. I'm sorry, I have absolutely no idea what's wrong with your scanner.

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See, the problem was he was trying to SCAN the hot pic to post in this thread.

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It's obvious that the problem lies in the image convector... either that or it's the trans-sequencing imager which is failing to coagulate the vectoral information matrix.

Honestly, i think the thing's had it!

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Duoae wrote:
It's obvious that the problem lies in the image convector... either that or it's the trans-sequencing imager which is failing to coagulate the vectoral information matrix.

Well, then he should just reverse the polarity.

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You know, that really is kind of pretty. I say leave well enough alone.

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