Buying the full version of The Graveyard adds only one feature, the possibility of death. The full version of the game is exactly the same as the trial, except, every time you play she may die.
only $5.
This guy needs to take a few marketing classes.
After playing this, I can safely say that this isn't a game - it's a short film. With some kind of song in the middle with lyrics that either get totally lost in translation or make no sense to begin with.
Morrolan wrote:
I'm pretty sure Gabe Newell hangs out on top of the Valve building like Father Gregori, firing warning shots over any Sony people that come within fifty paces of the door.
Reading the description is almost bizarre enough for me. Downloading the 'demo' now, can't imagine plunking $5 down on an old-woman death simulator though.
Yeah I never said it was good, just odd. I do love starting off as an old lady though, I mean that's a whole genre they haven't tapped yet I don't get the $5 death package though.. and yeah, that song makes no sense. Something about Jesus's crotch? What?
Certainly beautiful on many levels, but it doesn't really take advantage of the medium in any significant way. With the death feature it might come together better as a game, but that's a ridiculous business model. It doesn't make much sense, unless the business model itself is supposed to be some weird meta-message. He'd have been better off releasing the entire thing for free and encouraging donations.
Yeah I never said it was good, just odd. I do love [getting] off as an old lady though, I mean that's a whole genre they haven't tapped yet Something about Jesus's crotch? What?
Finally, a game that combines my secret fantasies of being an old woman and sitting on benches!
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Sicko.
Fedaykin98 wrote:
This guy needs to take a few marketing classes.
After playing this, I can safely say that this isn't a game - it's a short film. With some kind of song in the middle with lyrics that either get totally lost in translation or make no sense to begin with.
Morrolan wrote:
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Reading the description is almost bizarre enough for me. Downloading the 'demo' now, can't imagine plunking $5 down on an old-woman death simulator though.
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Yeah I never said it was good, just odd. I do love starting off as an old lady though, I mean that's a whole genre they haven't tapped yet
I don't get the $5 death package though.. and yeah, that song makes no sense. Something about Jesus's crotch? What?
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Certainly beautiful on many levels, but it doesn't really take advantage of the medium in any significant way. With the death feature it might come together better as a game, but that's a ridiculous business model. It doesn't make much sense, unless the business model itself is supposed to be some weird meta-message. He'd have been better off releasing the entire thing for free and encouraging donations.
It's no Passage.
If they got rid of the old woman and the song and just let the camera float around the scene I'd be more likely to buy this as a screensaver.
OoCT.
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