Complete timeline of Futurama

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Thats a lot of work. Dirty, filthy, rotten work.

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Wow, that certainly is ... complete. I'm jealous I didn't get to it first.

I'm surprised he/she didn't recognize the "man on the coin with dreadlocks" was Coolio. Those dreads are hard to mistake.

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That is awesome! I wonder how many times he/she watched the series just to get the list completed.

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*In response to being rewarded with a in-game shack for NOT nuking FO3 city Megaton*
Yeah, but if you set off the bomb in Megaton you are rewarded with a parking lot!

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That was a great read. I'm glad he didn't work in Bender's Big Score as that would just add tons of "Bender stole (item)." I am proud/sad of myself for being able to remember every action that appears on the timeline.

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August 9, 1960: David Duchovny is supposedly born; Duchovny is in fact the individual who will later be known as Calculon; his birth date might be a lie.

Wow Ive seen all the episodes numerous times (thank you cartoon network!) and I totally never knew this!

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Same, karma. Where does that tidbit come from?

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
Same, karma. Where does that tidbit come from?

In "The Honking", where Bender becomes a were-car, he visits with Calculon, who mentions that he was all history's "greatest acting robots", including Thespomat, Actingbot 1.0, and David Duchovny.

... Maybe I watch this show too much.

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... Maybe I watch this show too much.

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Hear that, Words? You and Jazzhands can take turns re-enacting scenes from CSI: Miami! Don't you feel great?

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Quintin_Stone wrote:
Same, karma. Where does that tidbit come from?

In "The Honking", where Bender becomes a were-car, he visits with Calculon, who mentions that he was all history's "greatest acting robots", including Thespomat, Actingbot 1.0, and David Duchovny.

... Maybe I watch this show too much.

That is amazing Kat!

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*In response to being rewarded with a in-game shack for NOT nuking FO3 city Megaton*
Yeah, but if you set off the bomb in Megaton you are rewarded with a parking lot!

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Nice reference.

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2983?: The tradition of Claw-plakh is instituted on Decapod 10.

It's a new tradition, but a tradition nonetheless. Did this guy leave out the accomplishments of Fry's namesake nephew? I didn't see anything about him getting rich, going to Mars, and dating that Bjork knock-off.

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2983?: The tradition of Claw-plakh is instituted on Decapod 10.

It's a new tradition, but a tradition nonetheless. Did this guy leave out the accomplishments of Fry's namesake nephew? I didn't see anything about him getting rich, going to Mars, and dating that Bjork knock-off.

I thought about that too but maybe there was no accurate date/time reference to those events. Seems like the first man on Mars should have a date somewhere. Guess it would've appeared on his statue in New York but if I recall correctly it didn't have any date. The only date we sort of guess at would be the date of Fry Jr's birth, which would be past 2000 but close enough that people wouldn't want to hear the Breakfast Club soundtrack.

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The only date we sort of guess at would be the date of Fry Jr's birth, which would be past 2000 but close enough that people wouldn't want to hear the Breakfast Club soundtrack.

Actually, that was in reference Yancy's wedding reception: "Ah, good. The Breakfast Club soundtrack. That oughta clear the room at the end of the reception."

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KaterinLHC wrote:
Elliottx wrote:
The only date we sort of guess at would be the date of Fry Jr's birth, which would be past 2000 but close enough that people wouldn't want to hear the Breakfast Club soundtrack.

Actually, that was in reference Yancy's wedding reception: "Ah, good. The Breakfast Club soundtrack. That oughta clear the room at the end of the reception."

That's it! I am re-watching all of Futurama again starting tonight! I feel so ashamed that I am not nearly as well versed in the "Futurama universe" as many of GWJers are.

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*In response to being rewarded with a in-game shack for NOT nuking FO3 city Megaton*
Yeah, but if you set off the bomb in Megaton you are rewarded with a parking lot!

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Elliottx wrote:
The only date we sort of guess at would be the date of Fry Jr's birth, which would be past 2000 but close enough that people wouldn't want to hear the Breakfast Club soundtrack.

Actually, that was in reference Yancy's wedding reception: "Ah, good. The Breakfast Club soundtrack. That oughta clear the room at the end of the reception."

Yeah well I made up a storyline where Yancy knocked up his girlfriend and then he had to marry her immediately as Yancy's parents were strict conservatives. So you would be correct if it wasn't for that little detail.

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I would like to have a Futurama battle with Kat.

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Oh, c'mon. You suck one c*ck and you're forever known as a c*cksucker.

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I wouldn't. She would clearly tear me up.

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I retain random information very easily. Two years ago I was really sick for two weeks. I watched every episode of Futurama in order. Then I re-watched them with commentary on. It's been a tradition of mine to watch an episode of Futurama when I can't sleep, which is often. The show has been burned into my brain.

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I wouldn't. She would clearly tear me up.

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So to start of the battle, I have a question:

In the latest Futurama movie, how many times did Bender go back in time, that was shown in the show (not total number, but if you guys know the total number feel free to share that as well )

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"Ah, good. The Breakfast Club soundtrack. That oughta clear the room at the end of the reception."

She's a machine, ladies and gentleman. A Futurama knowledge machine. For an encore, how about a Zapp line? Maybe Brannigan's law and love?

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