Return of the Gun-Shot Whip [Indiana Jones]

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Oh god, where's the Indiana Jones thread?!
Whew, here it is.

Trailer's out, boys and girls!

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Oh hell yeah!

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I just wish half the trailer hadn't been a recap of previous movies!

Man, why's the U.S. Army being so rough with poor Indy?

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Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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Thanks a lot. Now I need to change my pants.

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Dr.Ghastly wrote:
Oh hell yeah!

Couldn't have said it any better myself. Looking forward to this more than...well more than any other movie since Serenity.

Elysium wrote:

Personally, I like the guy who appears to be pushing the toddler toward the bat.

Danjo wrote:
I'm partial to that Derek Smart looking f*cker who approves of the situation smugly.

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It's got nazis, jeeps, ancient temples and stuff blowing up.
I think a little pee just came out

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No. No wait. This is all wrong. This movie is supposed to suck. It's supposed to be so bad that we all have something to bitch about for the next 10 years.

But this one looks really good and to have kept the charm and excitement that made Indiana Jones a religion to me when I was a child.

Does this mean I'm going to go to the theater and actually enjoy myself? DAMNIT!

Now I have to go buy another Fedora.

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Mixolyde wrote:
It's got nazis, jeeps, ancient temples and stuff blowing up.
I think a little pee just came out

Don't forget pithy little quips. Gots to have them to be an Indy flick.

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Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:
No. No wait. This is all wrong. This movie is supposed to suck. It's supposed to be so bad that we all have something to bitch about for the next 10 years.
...
Now I have to go buy another Fedora.

I'm just going to have to dust mine off.

Dear god. That's incredible. I'm going to show it to everyone I know in the week.

And Shia Le Bouef! I wonder if he's going to take over afterward?

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Quintin_Stone wrote:
[Master Chief] might be standing on a base though.

Is he defending it or capturing it?

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They're not Nazis, they're Communists.

It looked great, I liked the "classic Indy" humor. And Cate Blanchet is the hottest Commie ever. Being bad never looked so good.

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Chiggie Von Richthofen wrote:
No. No wait. This is all wrong. This movie is supposed to suck. It's supposed to be so bad that we all have something to bitch about for the next 10 years.

But this one looks really good and to have kept the charm and excitement that made Indiana Jones a religion to me when I was a child.

Does this mean I'm going to go to the theater and actually enjoy myself? DAMNIT!

Now I have to go buy another Fedora.

Don't get your hopes up. The trailer implied that a certain spoiler looming about may be true and if it is, I'm a little weary of what we could be in store for. It could be good, or it could come off as ridiculous.

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Edit: And people, they're Soviets, not Nazis.

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It's still a hot woman in authority yelling like she's a dominatrix. I'm ok with Soviets.

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Looked good but when did he turn into a Olympic gymnast.

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May 2 - Iron Man
May 22 - Indiana Jones 4
June 27 - Wall-e
July 18 - Batman: The Dark Knight

Did I forget anything? I really hope not, my wallet is already screaming for mercy.

LiquidMantis wrote:

Wow. Only GWJ can take a thread on bar bathroom girl-on-girl cheerleader action and turn it into man-on-man geek action.

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When is Hellboy?

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July 11 - Hellboy 2

*Head assplodes, while wallet laughs maniacally*
Film at 11

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Wow. Only GWJ can take a thread on bar bathroom girl-on-girl cheerleader action and turn it into man-on-man geek action.

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I'm psyched. Thanks for pointing out the trailer. It looks good. He still looks like good ol Indy. It's gonna be a blast.

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Those are so close together I wonder if you could make a day out of it in June.

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Im really excited for this movie but ... That song at the beginning of the trailer; How much is Brian Tyler (the composer) making on royalties for it. It seems like it is in every second "epic" movie trailer.

(It's originally from Children of Dune, and is a great song, but damn it's over used)

http://www.briantyler.com/cd/children_of_dune.html

*Edit for the link.

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And people, they're Soviets, not Nazis.

Oh come on Raboy, they were threatening castration! Are we really going to split hairs here?

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My crappy day just turned awesome. Thank you Indy.

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And lo, there shall be a lot of moviegoing awesome this summer. Trailer looks great, but you can see Harrison Ford's walker in some of the scenes if you look closely. Looks like the guys in digital editing missed a couple spots

Hoi, chummers!

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This was a good way to start my day. The movie looks awesome.

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Someone please put me in stasis, and wake me up May 2nd. So much goodness is to be expected of this summer.

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bighoppa wrote:
Walter avatar guy

Meet

Morrolan wrote:
Oh come on Raboy, they were threatening castration! Are we really going to split hairs here?

You two seem like you would get along .

LobsterMobster wrote:


Ayn Rand was not a woman. He was a man that dressed as a woman in an attempt to excel beyond what was thought possible for women at that time.

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MARK IT ZERO!

Hoi, chummers!

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Fedora: check
Whip: check
Afternoon "errand": already arranged with my boss (who may be coming along)

Now all I need is a rip in the space/time continuum to make May 22nd tomorrow.

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Like the wicked witch of the west?

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Fan-friggin-tastic!

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I don't have a whip.

Fedaykin98 wrote:

Good lord, I wouldn't have expected brilliance like that from that nemeslut Quintin Stone!

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*drools*

Deja-Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullsh*t before.

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Jesus Christ. Now that I watched the trailer I remembered that the last Indy movie really came out almost 20 years ago. Way to make me feel old!