What to engrave on my Kukri

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Kukuri House is now offering free engraving on their swords. Though I wouldn't have considered it earlier, this has me thinking of what, if anything, I should put on it.

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How about "V-Day blows!"

I think it's catchy.

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cartoonin99 wrote:
How about "V-Day blows!"

More like "I'll always love you. *stab*"

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I love it.

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I was thinking something like:

In case of emergency, kick ass

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"sometimes a sword is just a sword"

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I messed up my back stab.

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You die now.

Failed back stab.

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attitude adjuster

feel the love

Danger: object is sharp

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Thanks for the gift... OH WAIT.

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IHAVEABIGKUKRI

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I vote nothing, it seems tacky.

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"sometimes a sword is just a sword"

conversely,

"phallic compensation"

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Reward if found. (Heh heh, the moron's inscription.)

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some classical thoughts:

"From hell's heart I stab at thee"

"Yes, this IS a dagger you see before you..."

"God send me no need of thee!"

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Women control the boobies

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I put women in their place.

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"THIS is a knife."

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duckilama wrote:
"THIS is a knife."

I see you've played "knifey/spooney" before, then...

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I was thinking of Paul Hogan when I typed that.
Who doesn't love Dundee?

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On a completely horrifying side note, my coworker is married to a woman from Khandahar and her dad is a hospital director in Kabul. Just the other day, he had a case of a guy who came in with a terrible chest wound from a Khyber knife stab. When asked to explain what happened, he said his employer and he got in an argument which was ended rather abruptly when his employer told him in Pashtun "Here is your whistling wound" and stabbed him.

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Robear wrote:

Gott Mit Uns.

...Got Mittens? You're weird, Robear.

BTW, not to rain on anyone's parade, but kukris are very bad for stabbing. They're designed for slashing (the forward curve of the blade is to compensate for the arc of a swing).

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