Slate v. 2Girls1Cup v. People Watching It

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In the opening sentence of his landmark study The Anatomy of Disgust, law professor William Miller addresses the difficulty presented by his subject: "Disgust raises special problems that closely related topics such as, say, sex do not." Later, he elaborates with a quote from another scholar: "[C]ontact with the disgusting makes one disgusting. To study disgust is to risk contamination; jokes about his or her unwholesomeness soon greet the disgust researcher."

Disgust, it seems, is hard to investigate without being mocked or without becoming disgusting yourself. With those caveats in mind, let's turn to the phenomenon of 2 Girls 1 Cup. Immediately we run into trouble: 2 Girls 1 Cup is a video that's too disgusting to write about. In order to discuss (and perhaps learn from) 2 Girls 1 Cup, then, we must study the faces of those who have seen it.

If you have not seen said video in question, don't look for it, don't search for it, your life is better without.

Unless you're going to film yourself watching it for our hilarity.

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I have heard of this video, but I have not dared to go find it, yet.

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They are way overintellectualizing a couple of chicks playing with brownie mix.

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Meh. Yeah, it's gross; there are worse things out there. Maybe I'm just desensitized.

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I want to get an mp3 of the music from the video and play it at work and see who recognizes it.

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Alien13z wrote:
They are way overintellectualizing a couple of chicks playing with brownie mix.

Wait, who doesn't love brownies? I'm confused...

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hubbinsd wrote:
Alien13z wrote:
They are way overintellectualizing a couple of chicks playing with brownie mix.

Wait, who doesn't love brownies? I'm confused...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP TYPING IT INTO GOOGLE RIGHT NOW

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nsmike wrote:
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP TYPING IT INTO GOOGLE RIGHT NOW

Wouldn't have to google it if someone would explain it. So here:

Wiki - no pics. Just an explanation.

I'm disgusted just thinking about it.

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I think there's a spoof by John Mayer and his friend. Watch that to get a good idea of why not to watch 2 Girls 1 Cup.

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I couldn't agree more.

Do you want to, like, make out now or something?

No, actually now I just want to punch you. Alas, it was good while it lasted.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
Wiki - no pics. Just an explanation.

I'm disgusted just thinking about it.

I couldn't even make it all the way through the Wikipedia page.

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Kurrelgyre wrote:
Mystic Violet wrote:
Wiki - no pics. Just an explanation.

I'm disgusted just thinking about it.

I couldn't even make it all the way through the Wikipedia page.

After reading the summary at the top of the page, I was done. The rest is overkill as far as I'm concerned.

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I have heard of this video, but I have not dared to go find it, yet.

They do look like they are in love in the video, though...

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I got sent a link to check it out before all the hub-bub. When I first loaded it I was like "Hey, free porn, sweet!". Then it went downhill from there, faster than I had ever hoped. I can't say that I've ever made it all the way to the end but did happen to find some hilarious youtube videos of people taping themselves watching it.

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Mystic Violet wrote:
Kurrelgyre wrote:
Mystic Violet wrote:
Wiki - no pics. Just an explanation.

I'm disgusted just thinking about it.

I couldn't even make it all the way through the Wikipedia page.

After reading the summary at the top of the page, I was done. The rest is overkill as far as I'm concerned.

Let's just say the wiki page is extremely tame compared to actually watching it. Your imagination has nothing on reality.

As a note of advice, keep the RMA form handy for those goggles... you'll be returning them shortly after watching the video, if you can't resist the urge to see something that cannot be unseen.

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My intro was it being described on Opie & Anthony(XM202), little Jimmy Norton had a way of decribing it that was as revolting as it was charming.

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I see people in WoW shouting this all the time. Like 2 Murlock 1 Empty Ale Mug
2 Cup 1 Chuck Norris, ect ect.

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I haven't seen it and I never will. I've heard in depth descriptions but words can only do so much so it really doesn't bother me. I also enjoy the power of being able to just say 2 girls 1 cup to someone eating their lunch who has seen the video and I get to finish their lunch as they become suddenly ill. Its like wielding the power of a god!

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Mystic Violet wrote:
Wiki - no pics. Just an explanation.

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C'mon guys, just watch it, you'll live!

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Barab wrote:
C'mon guys, just watch it, you'll live!

But you really, really won't want to. And no one is offering eye-bleach yet.

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I think we all need to stop avoiding the real question here:

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But you really, really won't want to. And no one is offering eye-bleach yet.

I'm offering it. 50% off the regular price for Goodjers, 'cuz I love you guys!

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I just had a thought. ... YAY for me! It finally happened!

But, y'know, this video wasn't made just to gross people out, was it? There must be a market that (forgive the pun) really digs that sh*t. With all the controversey this "film" has created it must really suck to be a pedo/poo fetishist right about now.

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LobsterMobster wrote:
I just had a thought. ... YAY for me! It finally happened!

But, y'know, this video wasn't made just to gross people out, was it? There must be a market that (forgive the pun) really digs that sh*t. With all the controversey this "film" has created it must really suck to be a pedo/poo fetishist right about now.

That's where the reactions get interesting. Typically, the subject is being watched. There are some subjects that do not get grossed out out, despite what they are saying. You can see the grin on their face as well as the lack of reaction. I'm not even what to make of the frat boy that kept grabbing on to his manhood during the video.

Most people have a gag response, or at least make normal reactions to something disgusting. They push themselves away from the screen, they cover their eyes (even if they keep trying to watch), and they turn away from the screen. I recently read a book on poker tells written by an FBI interrogator, and these are similar (but more pronounced) reactions that poker players have when they get bad cards.

So when you get that small % of viewers that look closer and show a large grin, it is telling. Just like poker, though, tells always have to be viewed in context. Maybe the subject already saw the video, or other things could cause someone not to react. Some people may just not be capable of being disgusted by something they see on TV, but would react differently if they were witnessing it.

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I got sent a link to check it out before all the hub-bub. When I first loaded it I was like "Hey, free porn, sweet!". Then it went downhill from there, faster than I had ever hoped. I can't say that I've ever made it all the way to the end but did happen to find some hilarious youtube videos of people taping themselves watching it.

One of my favorite reaction video was comedian Joe Rogan (host of Fear Factor) watching it. The guy is drawn to this kind of stuff, so he doubted it would be bad, but even he had to walk away during the video. But the clincher was at the end. "We need to hire those girls. What would take to get them to ****?"

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I gagged during American Pie 3, and I knew that wasn't really dogsh*t.

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C'mon guys, just watch it, you'll live!

I don't believe you.

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Why do you guys hate yourselves, just play on Easy, that's what I do anyway. Except on Rock Band but that's because I'm awesome at it

Oh Mex, that's like only hitting on the ugly girls.

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I gagged during Mall Rats.

Mm... pretzels.

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I watched it. Maybe I'm just desensitized* but I think people are making this into a way bigger deal that it really is.

*I work with feces on a daily basis.

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*I work with feces on a daily basis.

For whatever reason, this comment brought to mind that quote from Clerks

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Chumpy_McChump wrote:
Meh. Yeah, it's gross; there are worse things out there. Maybe I'm just desensitized.

Yes. Yes you are.

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lunabean wrote:
*I work with feces on a daily basis.

At what point do you work it into a cup and drink it along with other stuff?

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Mex wrote:
Why do you guys hate yourselves, just play on Easy, that's what I do anyway. Except on Rock Band but that's because I'm awesome at it

Oh Mex, that's like only hitting on the ugly girls.

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I do put it into a sterile cup but I don't drink it. I put it into a bag and send it out to the lab so they can look for parasites.

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