Sometimes Things On The Internet Bring Me Joy
Those of you who have been following the "Post A Picture!" thread will surely remember one of my favorite pictures ever.

I mean Jesus, just look at it. BEAR CAVALRY. You see this coming, you know you're screwed. Crazed Cossacks with machine guns and swords riding godless killing machines, engines of ursine destruction. It's wonderful. It makes me giggle uncontrollably.
And then, while surfing through the BBC News website, I found this.
A campaign has been launched to build a permanent memorial to a bear which spent much of its life in Scotland - after fighting in World War II.The bear - named Voytek - was adopted in the Middle East by Polish troops in 1943, becoming much more than a mascot.
The large animal even helped their armed forces to carry ammunition at the Battle of Monte Cassino.
Voytek - known as the Soldier Bear - later lived near Hutton in the Borders and ended his days at Edinburgh Zoo.
He was found wandering in the hills of Iran by Polish soldiers in 1943.
They adopted him and as he grew he was trained to carry heavy mortar rounds.
When Polish forces were deployed to Europe the only way to take the bear with them was to "enlist" him.
So he was given a name, rank and number and took part in the Italian campaign.
It may only be January, but I don't know if anything else this year will top this for me. Anything. My god, it's just glorious.
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Amazing!
He was given a rank? Does that mean he could boss other soldiers around?
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Oh my
I'm Polish myself 
By the way I don't find this that funny because it remembers me that whole history of Polish troops fighting in Italy and Middle East is rather sad one - after losing in 1939 to German/Soviet invasion they were kept in captivity in Russian gulags, and, after being released Polish POWs not only formed own Army, but they also took responsibility for Polish families and children which were looking to leave Soviet Union. Despite almost non-existant supply and toughest climate conditions afterwards they fought with Nazi Afrika Korps and finally joined British forces. Polish troops were later recognized by Allied generals as the backbone of battle for Tobruk and - mentioned above - Battle for Monte Cassino monastery, one of biggest bloodsheds in whole II WW. (you could see bear Wojtek mentioned here) Polish commitment in II WW took lives of 850k troops. Nazi and Soviet occupation took lives of 6 000 000 Polish citizens (yes, that's bigger than Nazi losses). Polish goverment, unlike any other, refused to surrender after Polish defeat to superior joined German-Russian forces in september 1939. I'm not making this up. Polish troops fighting in Middle East, North Africa, Italy, Operation Market Garden, on Eastern Front and in Battle for Britain or Warsaw Uprising were fourth force (concerning quantity) in whole Allied armies. Most of them were refused coming back to country after Soviet regime taking control of Poland. Tens of thousands since their last days lived on exile, in Great Britain, some in Canada and US. Some of you might have heard of them, but I often find out that in most english-speaking countries people tend to forget or refuse to understand this sad story.
Sorry for mentioning that whole thing on this rather entertaining topic. I've just found it proper to mention whole story worth mentioning to show you the context. It's interesting one, extremly tragic, but interesting and I encourage you to read about Poland in Second World War if you're even vaguely interested in history. Also, if some of you knows any stories about Polish troops on exile I'd be more than glad to hear it, as I'm personally interested in Polish history
Anyways, sticking to the topic: I'm posting whole solider-bear story below, and I also remembered that there was at least one other bear serving in Polish forces, during late 1st WW
Well, we call it... chivalric fantasia (term itself is hard to translate, maybe chivalric spirit) and Polish armies were often famous for incorporating such ridicule ideas into life 

Dig whole bear story here. I could also translate Polish wiki on it, which is a bit more extensive
Once again, I hope that mentioning whole story here didn't upset you. I just think that such grown community, as GWJ, should find this side of story also interesting.
Thank you for sharing that UCRC. That is definitely another piece of history I had never looked into or read about. Thanks for piquing my interest. Do you have any titles of good books to read on the subject of the Polish in WWI or WWII? I won't be learning Polish any time soon, but I'm still interested in the titles since there might be some good translations out there.
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Don't overlook the triangle-shaped ukulele near the (presumably filled vodka) barrel. They know how to kick ass, but those bears also know how to party.
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Yes, very interesting read UCRC. Glad this gap in my WWII knowledge has been filled. Thanks!
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Then again, the other man is clearly carrying an accordion. Probably just another weapon in their fierce arsenal! But it COULD be for music... Beware!
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I was so sure this was going to be pr0n related.
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Wow that is just cool, thanks for sharing!
And UCRC thank you very much for bring those information to my attention. I think more people should take a hard look at everything that went on in WWI and II. Then perhaps we'd be less inclined to "start wars" with people...
Esp. now-a-days, when media and games would have you think that going to war means you get to play with cool toys that let you destroy things. And the only important thing that is worth mentioning about WWII was D-Day...
Edit: There are good and factual documentaries on WWII though. You just have to watch the Discovery or History Channel or BBC programmings. The most recent one that I saw was a very hard to watch documentary on how women of occupied countries were treated... Sad stuff...
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Fixed that for you.
Yet even then we ran like the wind,
whilst our laughter echoed under cerulean skies...
Okay I just have to point this out from the wiki that UCRC posted on the bear:
Those are some quite amazing traits for a bear to adopt!
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the bear in the background (bottom right) appears to be drinking already. Now THAT'S the way to prep for a bear assault!
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I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have needed a rank to to that....
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I'm confused why guys who are capable of saddling a bear wouldn't think to also use stirrups. Also, that first bear seems to be a two-star general, indicating that there must be at least a division of bears out there to command.
Kudos, Mr. Bear, on rising so far above your station.
Thanks for nice words. Druidpeak, I'll drop you a PM (fortunately there is very much literature written by good English historians), but if anyone else is also interested in topics related to all above or Polish history in general, feel free to contact me, I'd be more than glad to help.
"I also remembered that there was at least one other bear serving in Polish forces" -> Oh, I've found that one and it's even better. It took place in 1919 in Soviet Russia torn by war with Polish troops from former Tzar's army trying to travel back to Poland. Polish warrant officer have bought female bear in one of Russian towns and called her Baska. He did it to impress Russian lady he was seeing at the time and who had "sympathy for animals" as author states. She was "incorporated into Polish battalion and given written permission to recieve food rations". Later on, she served in Polish army for several years, being treated as a regiment's mascot (I have few ridiculous photos here... imagine bear trying to lick her trainer's ears...) As article I've found mentions, she was able to salute and march in army parade. As author states - she was the most tame bear on the world, except one time she... got into fight with some soliders.
I sh*t you not
That is brilliant, UCRC.
Thanks also for the information on Poland's involvement in WWII. My grandfather was Polish American and fought in the D-Day landing at Normandy, but he died when I was still a toddler and I have always been curious about that part of my heritage.
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Whoa, I wouldn't want to get wildly off-topic, and I'm not sure if anyone except me would be interested in making new thread, but I'd love to hear more about this, Podunk.
I'd drop you a PM, except unfortunately I don't have much more information than that.
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What I'm confused about is, how did the Polish ever allow for the proliferation of Polish jokes, given their elite mastery of Bear Soldiers?
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That's called a balalaika.
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Because the bear soldiers were the ones that spread the jokes. Carrying around a heavy bearded guy who is drinking vodka and shooting off submachine guns always pissed the bears off. At least, that's what they said on the History Channel.
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Yup, that's a balalaika -- a 3 string mandolina variant for the masses. Apparently introduced by the Golden Horde from the Central Asia. Amazingly versatile, with virtousos being able to crank out nothing short of Guitar Hero awesomeness. Balalaika is considered a quintessential Russian instrument, but these days few are learning to play it, and fewer and fewer competent instructors are available, I hear.
Some nameless virtuoso here, playing a traditional folk song.
More formal contemporary guitar/balalaika due here, doing improvisations and several songs from the revered wartime repertoire.
A typical blue collar type doing crazy improvs here.
A shifty teen doing a Super Mario theme song here, passably.
Quintessential Russian folk song "Kalinka" orchestrated here in another typical arrangement -- balalaika + accordeon.
The inscription on the barrel seems to say "pivo", or beer.
The fighters appear to be generic "partisans", or the Soviet guerillas in WWII in the areas of German occupation. Not necessarly Cossacks. The band on the right rider's hat is a semi-official insignia they used. If that is the case, however, then the picture would be historically inaccurate in light of the left rider holding and firing an AK-47. The war ended in 1945, as we know.
The bear seems to be wearing a uniform shoulder strap on his chest. Two stars -- Red Army lieutenant colonel.
And, indeed, Soviet 1920 aggression and 1939 betrayal of Poland is a freaking shame and national dishonor.
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Thanks for the info UCRC, thats some interesting stuff you posted.
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Poles are awesome. (Even when they're not being played by Gene Hackman.
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Damn, I was beat to the punch on breaking out the balalaika clarification. I did get to see Limpopo play at the Kerrville Folk Festival years ago. Members of which later broke off to from The Red Elvises.
So here's a picture of a balalaika to set the scale of these dreadnought (a music pun!) bears:
(yes, I know there are smaller variants.)
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btw: Polish film from Oscar-winning director, Andrzej Wajda - Katyn was nominated to Oscars as best foreign film, and it's biggest contender to win. You would have to look it up on p2p though, as the chances of it hitting american cinemas are non-existant. Film itself isn't the best piece of cinematography, but the story should really get to you.
Your laugh hints me that you're probably long gone and could easily laugh at wtf is going in here